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#1 Posted by Ruin Cross (4523 posts) - - Show Bio

X is a great man, and so is his lady. Ms. Wildchild. Soem may not paymuch attention to them wh they are together, but i do. I see the love and affection that they share for each other. In  my eyes these two are meant to be together forever. But first, we must have hundreds of sexy strippers!!!! For the record, X. After your married never ever look at another woman. As Lya's battle cry says. "It takes years to make a man, but only a second to break them in half."

#2 Posted by Spider-Pantrelli (1731 posts) - - Show Bio

Congratulations to X and the lucky lady!

#3 Posted by Resonate (15054 posts) - - Show Bio
Kicks the door down
#4 Posted by Resonate (15054 posts) - - Show Bio

PARTY TIME GUYS WOOOOOOOOOO

#5 Posted by John Valentine (16307 posts) - - Show Bio

Jumps through the window.

#6 Posted by Sephirim (4272 posts) - - Show Bio
walks in ready to get stoned
#7 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
Sephirim said:
"walks in ready to get stoned"

Thorws a rock at him
#8 Posted by Sephirim (4272 posts) - - Show Bio
T.J. Magnum said:
"Sephirim said:
"walks in ready to get stoned"

Thorws a rock at him"
the rock hits seph on the head and he crashes to the floor hard

DUDE! I MENT I WANTED TO DRINK
#9 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
Thorws a beer at him

better ?
#10 Posted by Spider-Pantrelli (1731 posts) - - Show Bio

PARTY TIME!!!

#11 Posted by ronin alexsnder (7817 posts) - - Show Bio

dont do it man its not worth it!!! :P

#12 Posted by Resonate (15054 posts) - - Show Bio

TJ That was awesome

hands him a bag of rocks and starts to throw his own

#13 Posted by John Valentine (16307 posts) - - Show Bio

Put's on "Jump Around".

#14 Posted by Warrior Guyver X (10982 posts) - - Show Bio
Walks into the place with a smirk on his face as he looked around him at the other people as he placed his hands into his front pants pocket... Hey everyone am i fashionably late???
#15 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
John Valentine said:
"Put's on "Jump Around"."

NO

throws his whole bag of rocks
#16 Posted by John Valentine (16307 posts) - - Show Bio
T.J. Magnum said:
"John Valentine said:
"Put's on "Jump Around"."

NO

throws his whole bag of rocks"
Gets hit on the head and dies.
#17 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
John Valentine said:
"T.J. Magnum said:
"John Valentine said:
"Put's on "Jump Around"."

NO

throws his whole bag of rocks"
Gets hit on the head and dies."
yay death

no bachelor party is complete with out it.
#18 Posted by Warrior Guyver X (10982 posts) - - Show Bio

Guys can we not fight and stuff at my bachelor party... Come on it is my last hoorah as a single man don't ruin it....

#19 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
Warrior Guyver X said:
"Walks into the place with a smirk on his face as he looked around him at the other people as he placed his hands into his front pants pocket... Hey everyone am i fashionably late???"

no we are all early
#20 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30176 posts) - - Show Bio

Pulls in with a truck full of beer kegs

#21 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
Warsman said:
"

Pulls in with a truck full of beer kegs

"

dude............thats not enough for me

and what is everyone else gonna have ??
#22 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

X. Treat her good though I know you will :)

#23 Posted by Warrior Guyver X (10982 posts) - - Show Bio
Warsman said:
"

Pulls in with a truck full of beer kegs

"
I hope you brought more man and i hope some ale too for celebrate the upcoming wedding day tomorrow for I hope you all can attend to my wedding..
#24 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30176 posts) - - Show Bio
T.J. Magnum said:
"Warsman said:
"

Pulls in with a truck full of beer kegs

"

dude............thats not enough for me

and what is everyone else gonna have ??"

Rolls his eyes and whistles for a fleet of semis to pull up filled with kegs

There's three more of 'em coming, so don't get too busy with the stuff.
#25 Edited by G'bandit (13689 posts) - - Show Bio

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bandit gets on stage whit a mic  CONGRATS X!! TIME TO PARTY!!!!!!!!! 

DJ plays the Big butts beat..


YEA!! YEA!! BANDIT IN THAT HOUSESESSESESESESESES!!! WOOOOO where all the honeys? here we GO!!!

Here we go! all the girls stick your butts out!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so h0rny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

Here we go again!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *f#ck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3'.

YO, YO, YO!!

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that 'hard' role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

COMO ES!?!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
:P

CONGRATS X and by the way I'm not drunk :P

#26 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
Warsman said:
"T.J. Magnum said:
"Warsman said:
"

Pulls in with a truck full of beer kegs

"

dude............thats not enough for me

and what is everyone else gonna have ??"

Rolls his eyes and whistles for a fleet of semis to pull up filled with kegs

There's three more of 'em coming, so don't get too busy with the stuff."

sigh .......................still not enough
#27 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30176 posts) - - Show Bio

@TJ - tough cookies

#28 Posted by Warrior Guyver X (10982 posts) - - Show Bio
G'bandit said:
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bandit gets on stage whit a mic  CONGRATS X!! TIME TO PARTY!!!!!!!!! 

DJ plays the Big butts beat..


YEA!! YEA!! BANDIT IN THAT HOUSESESSESESESESESES!!! WOOOOO where all the honeys? here we GO!!!

Here we go! all the girls stick your butts out!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so h0rny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

Here we go again!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3'.

YO, YO, YO!!

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that 'hard' role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

COMO ES!?!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]


THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
:P

CONGRATS X and by the way I'm not drunk :P

"
Though i should be to forget this particular moment....
#29 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"X. Treat her good though I know you will :)"
Dances around
#30 Edited by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
Warsman said:
"@TJ - tough cookies"

 cookies ???


im good now
#31 Posted by Warrior Guyver X (10982 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"X. Treat her good though I know you will :)"
I know I will for she is perfect for me...
#32 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok........


Who wants Cookies?

#33 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"Ok........


Who wants Cookies?

"

you stole that from methos....................
#34 Posted by Warrior Guyver X (10982 posts) - - Show Bio

Can I have a cookie please... Even though the cookies look disturbing...

#35 Posted by Resonate (15054 posts) - - Show Bio
T.J. Magnum said:
"John Valentine said:
"Put's on "Jump Around"."

NO

throws his whole bag of rocks"
YUSSS
#36 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
Warrior Guyver X said:
"Can I have a cookie please... Even though the cookies look disturbing..."
Hands him a cookie.

 You got yourself a keeper X
#37 Posted by Desilation (14585 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"Ok........


Who wants Cookies?

"

hell no
#38 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
Desilation said:
"
hell no"
And why is that?
#39 Posted by G'bandit (13689 posts) - - Show Bio

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! jumps around the place..

then out the sudden he looks dramatically at the pool O_O

opening his arm wide making himself in the shape of a T he runs really fast and performs many cartwheels and flips then about two feet from the Edge of the pool he finish leaping in the air performing a corkscrew flip then splashing in the water wetting the people around the pool :P

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

#40 Posted by Warrior Guyver X (10982 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"Warrior Guyver X said:
"Can I have a cookie please... Even though the cookies look disturbing..."
Hands him a cookie.

 You got yourself a keeper X"
Yeah I know she is the perfect girl for me... Takes the cookie and eats it...
#41 Posted by Desilation (14585 posts) - - Show Bio
Warrior Guyver X said:
"TheDrifter said:
"Warrior Guyver X said:
"Can I have a cookie please... Even though the cookies look disturbing..."
Hands him a cookie.

 You got yourself a keeper X"
Yeah I know she is the perfect girl for me... Takes the cookie and eats it..."

lilly would kick your butt for eating womans ass cookies
#42 Posted by _Obsidian_ (5028 posts) - - Show Bio
Sends fireworks up in the sky Congrats :D
#43 Posted by G'bandit (13689 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"Ok........


Who wants Cookies?

"
I want the Sixth is the roundest XD

takes the sixth cookie XD
#44 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
Warrior Guyver X said:
"TheDrifter said:
"Warrior Guyver X said:
"Can I have a cookie please... Even though the cookies look disturbing..."
Hands him a cookie.

 You got yourself a keeper X"
Yeah I know she is the perfect girl for me... Takes the cookie and eats it..."
So, Who's the best man?
#45 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30176 posts) - - Show Bio
Just takes a random cookie
#46 Posted by G'bandit (13689 posts) - - Show Bio
Warsman said:
"Just takes a random cookie"
YOU PERV EATING BUTTS COOKIES YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUNG MAN!!

eats two more butts cookies :P
#47 Posted by _Obsidian_ (5028 posts) - - Show Bio
Curses at Drifter for showing the cookies xP
#48 Posted by Light (9257 posts) - - Show Bio
Walks in very cautiously, making sure not to touch any ladies
#49 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio
Twilight Man said:
"Curses at Drifter for showing the cookies xP"
Lmmfao
#50 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30176 posts) - - Show Bio
G'bandit said:
"Warsman said:
"Just takes a random cookie"
YOU PERV EATING BUTTS COOKIES YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUNG MAN!!

eats two more butts cookies :P"

I'll do that when I'm dead.