Welcome one and all to the one and only weekly roast of one of our very own RPG writers. Am I being mean and setting someone up? Why no, because every person roasted is a volunteer (and Icky can ban-hammer me). Here are the rules:
1 - The person being roasted can post but cannot defend themselves until the week is up. Suck it up if you put yourself on the chopping block.
2 - All jabs are meant to be in good nature so nothing persona-l or out of line
stares at Morte
3 - These will run Monday to Monday and then a new one will be created for the next victim :)
The KOV heckling thread was just the warm-up, I expect better so do your worst.