#1 Edited by Armistice (4155 posts) - - Show Bio

Welcome one and all to the one and only weekly roast of one of our very own RPG writers. Am I being mean and setting someone up? Why no, because every person roasted is a volunteer (and Icky can ban-hammer me)

Here are the rules:

1 - The person being roasted can post but cannot defend themselves until the week is up. Suck it up if you put yourself on the chopping block.

2 - All jabs are meant to be in good nature so nothing personal or out of line

stares at Morte

3 - These will run Monday to Monday and then a new one will be created for the next victim :)

The KOV heckling thread was just the warm-up, I expect better so do your worst.

#2 Edited by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

Lord have @mercy_ on my soul.

This is where I weed out the friends from the fart tarts.

This is where the magic begins.

This is where *runs to his room

#3 Posted by Mercy_ (92007 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh....oh..............oh lord.

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#4 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@mercy_: If she who shall not be named gets out of line...expect world war 3 *makes hand gestures

#5 Edited by Cassius_Knightfall (9730 posts) - - Show Bio

Didn't he used to rule the seas? , couldn't even hold down the job of being the vines Aquaman. And nobody wants to be Aquaman.

#6 Posted by Armistice (4155 posts) - - Show Bio

@closure said:

@mercy_: If she who shall not be named gets out of line...expect world war 3 *makes hand gestures

WW3 will be upon us....soon.

#7 Edited by Cassius_Knightfall (9730 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@armistice said:

@closure said:

@mercy_: If she who shall not be named gets out of line...expect world war 3 *makes hand gestures

WW3 will be upon us....soon.

Whoa.

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#9 Edited by Armistice (4155 posts) - - Show Bio

@mercy_ said:

Oh....oh..............oh lord.

When are you going to volunteer and be a trooper :)

#10 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@armistice: I don't think anybody from the popular table are gonna do this roast thing.

#11 Posted by Mercy_ (92007 posts) - - Show Bio

@mercy_ said:

Oh....oh..............oh lord.

When are you going to volunteer and be a trooper :)

You'd have to make that so worth my while.

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#12 Posted by CellphoneGirl (18766 posts) - - Show Bio

#13 Posted by Armistice (4155 posts) - - Show Bio

@mercy_ said:

@armistice said:

@mercy_ said:

Oh....oh..............oh lord.

When are you going to volunteer and be a trooper :)

You'd have to make that so worth my while.

My mere continuing presence is worth it :)

#14 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio
#15 Posted by Cassius_Knightfall (9730 posts) - - Show Bio

@armistice: Eddy/Cass are still on the list for future roasts right?

#16 Edited by CellphoneGirl (18766 posts) - - Show Bio

@closure:

Just be prepared for all of the amount of roasting I will deliver these next Seven Days. For one week the Pink is switching to Blood Red.

#17 Posted by Mercy_ (92007 posts) - - Show Bio
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#18 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@cellphonegirl: Who knew someone with so little rpg history would have the ups on me >.<

You bring the roast....I'll bring the sass sauce

#19 Posted by Connoisseur (6895 posts) - - Show Bio

Closure? LOL you're going to regret this.

#20 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@andres_knightfall said:

Closure? LOL you're going to regret this.

I thought why not prove I'm the bigger person. Why not show I've got balls.

*Dusts off the comeback boots

#21 Posted by Armistice (4155 posts) - - Show Bio
#22 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@armistice: Is that why you asked me to do this; to become Andres' plaything (this time OOC)? *Shakes head

#23 Posted by Cassius_Knightfall (9730 posts) - - Show Bio

@armistice: I did volunteer weeks ago lol during week one. Can use either/both (same thread) doesnt bother me.

#24 Posted by Armistice (4155 posts) - - Show Bio
@closure said:

@armistice: Is that why you asked me to do this; to become Andres' plaything (this time OOC)? *Shakes head

Nope, everyone will have their turn if it's up to me

@armistice: I did volunteer weeks ago lol during week one. Can use either/both (same thread) doesnt bother me.

I must have missed it, that was a hectic period for me.

Next week is reserved for you.

#25 Posted by Connoisseur (6895 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@armistice: I hope you realize I'm not waiting an entire week to respond to these chaps. Uh Uh.

And what do you mean by can't defend myself?

"Closure you're a bastard."

"Oh damn. Grrr" *waits a week to respond

???

#27 Posted by Cassius_Knightfall (9730 posts) - - Show Bio

@armistice: Its cool man, i shall look forward to a swarm of tea, lime and various other forms of overt racism next week

#28 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@andres_knightfall said:

@armistice: I will :)

I'm guessing I get roasted cause we actually know one another as opposed to the last three volunteers?

You sir are a class act *pokes the beehive

#29 Posted by Fukuro_Zoku (4762 posts) - - Show Bio

He's a whore for my attention. Next, insert Clara Mass plain old whore joke here.

Insert pedophile joke here.

#30 Posted by Armistice (4155 posts) - - Show Bio

@armistice: Its cool man, i shall look forward to a swarm of tea, lime and various other forms of overt racism next week

what do you think will happen when it's my turn, no one gets it worse than the roastmaster.

#31 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@_strigidae_ said:

He's a whore for my attention. Next, insert Clara Mass plain old whore joke here.

Insert pedophile joke here.

Hey now the title says Closure not Nerx.

#32 Posted by Fukuro_Zoku (4762 posts) - - Show Bio

@closure: That you made the comparison yourself speaks to the depravity of your situation.

I only wish I screenshotted those wall posts from a week or so ago.

#34 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@_strigidae_ said:

@closure: That you made the comparison yourself speaks to the depravity of your situation.

I only wish I screenshotted those wall posts from a week or so ago.

I made no comparison simply corrected your mistake.

Hey now. I'm pretty sure whatever it was I said was age appropriate *shifty eyes

#35 Posted by Fukuro_Zoku (4762 posts) - - Show Bio

@closure: Not a mistake. It was totally founded.

Impregnates...

Right. Totally age appropriate.

#36 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@_strigidae_ said:

@closure: Not a mistake. It was totally founded.

Impregnates...

Right. Totally age appropriate.

LOL! I'm pretty sure we're the same age.....I think

#37 Posted by Fukuro_Zoku (4762 posts) - - Show Bio

And while we're on the topic of horrible things, his grammar makes me cringe at times.

#38 Posted by Serinah_Pao (520 posts) - - Show Bio

Closure... I don't believe we have met in character.

Clara Mass... I'll see you in hell your snaggletoothed crotch pheasant... You gutter snipe... You two fist in the cancan Jezebel... Hark! Hark I say to the devil dogs that will drag this foul beast into the lake of fire and brimstone... A pox on you!

#39 Posted by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@_strigidae_ said:

And while we're on the topic of horrible things, his grammar makes me cringe at times.

Hey! Everybody's grammar bothers you.

Closure... I don't believe we have met in character.

Clara Mass... I'll see you in hell your snaggletoothed crotch pheasant... You gutter snipe... You two fist in the cancan Jezebel... Hark! Hark I say to the devil dogs that will drag this foul beast into the lake of fire and brimstone... A pox on you!

LOL! I read this like an overzealous mother-in-law berating her son's fiance o.o

#40 Edited by Pyrogram (41884 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh, this will turn out bad.

#41 Edited by Charlemagne (6964 posts) - - Show Bio

Closure, what can I say about Closure that hasnt already been said about STD's? Closure is a cross between a flamboyant homo-sexual and Penguin sh!t. Only Penguin sh!t is more enjoyable to be around. He's like the dorky brother you befriend just so you can bang his sister. Only you quickly realize that his sister is really him in a wig and you've just been Catfished, or worse,Bangkoked. Closure is the single biggest piece of sh!t in the terd bowl and thats including his Norman Bates like alter ego Clara Mass. Together they form a fully functional assh@le complete with Teen Wolf quotes, Pretty Little Liar avatars, and Ryan Goslin fetishes. But it hasnt been a complete waste of DNA. Closure recently landed a small bit part in the blockbuster movie The Hangover part 2.

>_>_<_< Yeah, I'd hit that.....

#42 Posted by Armistice (4155 posts) - - Show Bio
#43 Posted by Street_Samurai (320 posts) - - Show Bio
#44 Posted by Charlemagne (6964 posts) - - Show Bio
#45 Posted by _Xander_Slade_ (661 posts) - - Show Bio

Can't tell if the kid's a masochist or if he's got heart.

#46 Posted by Armistice (4155 posts) - - Show Bio

@_steel_ said:

Can't tell if the kid's a masochist or if he's got heart.

Little bit of each I believe.....

#47 Posted by Assault (1091 posts) - - Show Bio

@closure said:

@_strigidae_ said:

He's a whore for my attention. Next, insert Clara Mass plain old whore joke here.

Insert pedophile joke here.

Hey now the title says Closure not Nerx.

lmmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

#48 Posted by _Xander_Slade_ (661 posts) - - Show Bio

@assault said:

@closure said:

@_strigidae_ said:

He's a whore for my attention. Next, insert Clara Mass plain old whore joke here.

Insert pedophile joke here.

Hey now the title says Closure not Nerx.

lmmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

#49 Posted by Armistice (4155 posts) - - Show Bio

@closure said:

@armistice: I don't think anybody from the popular table are gonna do this roast thing.

The "popular table" is nothing but where I decide to set up shop that day :)

I will harass the stragglers to take their whipping like the rest of us

#50 Edited by Legacy_ (10792 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_last_arashikage said:

Closure, what can I say about Closure that hasnt already been said about STD's? Closure is a cross between a flamboyant homo-sexual and Penguin sh!t. Only Penguin sh!t is more enjoyable to be around. He's like the dorky brother you befriend just so you can bang his sister. Only you quickly realize that his sister is really him in a wig and you've just been Catfished, or worse,Bangkoked. Closure is the single biggest piece of sh!t in the terd bowl and thats including his Norman Bates like alter ego Clara Mass. Together they form a fully functional assh@le complete with Teen Wolf quotes, Pretty Little Liar avatars, and Ryan Goslin fetishes. But it hasnt been a complete waste of DNA. Closure recently landed a small bit part in the blockbuster movie The Hangover part 2.

>_>_<_< Yeah, I'd hit that.....

Holy Shit! I was waiting for the day someone used this pic. I legit laughed bro *applauds

@assault: @_steel_: You're welcome.