Vine RPG Weekly Roast #2 - Darkchild

@amanda_blake: We have beaten the French more than we have lost to um , same with the Spanish and with your lot. We haven't won football in awhile true but we are a vastly smaller country. We beat you at most other sports look at the Olympics you barely ever get more medals than us.

DC made me promise never to show this to anyone, well you know what they say promises are made to be broken, enjoy!

Sorry its so small, couldn't find the original image had to use the contact image.

@the_last_arashikage: Or get away from him

To be in the Hall of Fame is an honor. Its an acknowledgment of greatness by your peers as they place you amongst the immortals in the sacred pantheon of legends......and then, they let Darkchild in. Having Darkchild in the Hall of Fame is like having George Zimmerman in the Million Man March. Darkchild, you mtherfckr. You unbelievable piece of sh!t. Typing away with your Cheeto stained sausages fingers while you suck down oxygen faster then beached whale. Do you all appreciate the picture I'm trying to paint for you people? He's an animal. After you kick through an endless sea of potato chip bags and candy wrappers, then, then you have to navigate your way around the crusty seamen dried socks strung out across his floor. And at the end of all that, there he is. Happy yogurt covering the dilapidated keys of his keyboard. His twice confiscated computer complete with "Official Sheriffs Warning" chirping and grinding away as it desperately tries to filter through the never ending barrage of illegal porn site viruses. The man's computer has been on life support for 4 years now. Doctors still have no clue how a machine was cable of contracting AIDS. Darkchild's Google use to be such a nice search engine. Clean-cut and sociable, but now its just as perverted and creepy as Darkchild himself. Lounged out in some dank apartment with no lightning, just the ominous hue of a television screen that never shuts off wearing his three month old whitty titties, loose cigarette hanging out of his mouth. You dont even have to type in a letter anymore before DC's Google is like, "Yeah yeah I got it, Asian Necrophilia Teen Titans Cosplay with British sub-titles. On it."

Darkchild you fcking mutant. You rockstar of perversion. David Carradine thinks you're into some f'd up sh!t, thats how bad its gotten. This isnt a roast its a goddamn intervention. But you're one of a kind, and you'll always be my nicca. At least until your thrown back in prison on a parole violation.....;)

To be in the Hall of Fame is an honor. Its an acknowledgment of greatness by your peers as they place you amongst the immortals in the sacred pantheon of legends......and then, they let Darkchild in. Having Darkchild in the Hall of Fame is like having George Zimmerman in the Million Man March. Darkchild, you mtherfckr. You unbelievable piece of sh!t. Typing away with your Cheeto stained sausages fingers while you suck down oxygen faster then beached whale. Do you all appreciate the picture I'm trying to paint for you people? He's an animal. After you kick through an endless sea of potato chip bags and candy wrappers, then, then you have to navigate your way around the crusty seamen dried socks strung out across his floor. And at the end of all that, there he is. Happy yogurt covering the dilapidated keys of his keyboard. His twice confiscated computer complete with "Official Sheriffs Warning" chirping and grinding away as it desperately tries to filter through the never ending barrage of illegal porn site viruses. The man's computer has been on life support for 4 years now. Doctors still have no clue how a machine was cable of contracting AIDS. Darkchild's Google use to be such a nice search engine. Clean-cut and sociable, but now its just as perverted and creepy as Darkchild himself. Lounged out in some dank apartment with no lightning, just the ominous hue of a television screen that never shuts off wearing his three month old whitty titties, loose cigarette hanging out of his mouth. You dont even have to type in a letter anymore before DC's Google is like, "Yeah yeah I got it, Asian Necrophilia Teen Titans Cosplay with British sub-titles. On it."

Darkchild you fcking mutant. You rockstar of perversion. David Carradine thinks you're into some f'd up sh!t, thats how bad its gotten. This isnt a roast its a goddamn intervention. But you're one of a kind, and you'll always be my nicca. At least until your thrown back in prison on a parole violation.....;)

To be in the Hall of Fame is an honor. Its an acknowledgment of greatness by your peers as they place you amongst the immortals in the sacred pantheon of legends......and then, they let Darkchild in. Having Darkchild in the Hall of Fame is like having George Zimmerman in the Million Man March. Darkchild, you mtherfckr. You unbelievable piece of sh!t. Typing away with your Cheeto stained sausages fingers while you suck down oxygen faster then beached whale. Do you all appreciate the picture I'm trying to paint for you people? He's an animal. After you kick through an endless sea of potato chip bags and candy wrappers, then, then you have to navigate your way around the crusty seamen dried socks strung out across his floor. And at the end of all that, there he is. Happy yogurt covering the dilapidated keys of his keyboard. His twice confiscated computer complete with "Official Sheriffs Warning" chirping and grinding away as it desperately tries to filter through the never ending barrage of illegal porn site viruses. The man's computer has been on life support for 4 years now. Doctors still have no clue how a machine was cable of contracting AIDS. Darkchild's Google use to be such a nice search engine. Clean-cut and sociable, but now its just as perverted and creepy as Darkchild himself. Lounged out in some dank apartment with no lightning, just the ominous hue of a television screen that never shuts off wearing his three month old whitty titties, loose cigarette hanging out of his mouth. You dont even have to type in a letter anymore before DC's Google is like, "Yeah yeah I got it, Asian Necrophilia Teen Titans Cosplay with British sub-titles. On it."

Darkchild you fcking mutant. You rockstar of perversion. David Carradine thinks you're into some f'd up sh!t, thats how bad its gotten. This isnt a roast its a goddamn intervention. But you're one of a kind, and you'll always be my nicca. At least until your thrown back in prison on a parole violation.....;)

To be in the Hall of Fame is an honor. Its an acknowledgment of greatness by your peers as they place you amongst the immortals in the sacred pantheon of legends......and then, they let Darkchild in. Having Darkchild in the Hall of Fame is like having George Zimmerman in the Million Man March. Darkchild, you mtherfckr. You unbelievable piece of sh!t. Typing away with your Cheeto stained sausages fingers while you suck down oxygen faster then beached whale. Do you all appreciate the picture I'm trying to paint for you people? He's an animal. After you kick through an endless sea of potato chip bags and candy wrappers, then, then you have to navigate your way around the crusty seamen dried socks strung out across his floor. And at the end of all that, there he is. Happy yogurt covering the dilapidated keys of his keyboard. His twice confiscated computer complete with "Official Sheriffs Warning" chirping and grinding away as it desperately tries to filter through the never ending barrage of illegal porn site viruses. The man's computer has been on life support for 4 years now. Doctors still have no clue how a machine was cable of contracting AIDS. Darkchild's Google use to be such a nice search engine. Clean-cut and sociable, but now its just as perverted and creepy as Darkchild himself. Lounged out in some dank apartment with no lightning, just the ominous hue of a television screen that never shuts off wearing his three month old whitty titties, loose cigarette hanging out of his mouth. You dont even have to type in a letter anymore before DC's Google is like, "Yeah yeah I got it, Asian Necrophilia Teen Titans Cosplay with British sub-titles. On it."

Darkchild you fcking mutant. You rockstar of perversion. David Carradine thinks you're into some f'd up sh!t, thats how bad its gotten. This isnt a roast its a goddamn intervention. But you're one of a kind, and you'll always be my nicca. At least until your thrown back in prison on a parole violation.....;)