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#51 Posted by Street_Samurai (320 posts) - - Show Bio
#52 Edited by Mattersuit (4270 posts) - - Show Bio
#53 Posted by Street_Samurai (320 posts) - - Show Bio

@amanda_blake: We have beaten the French more than we have lost to um , same with the Spanish and with your lot. We haven't won football in awhile true but we are a vastly smaller country. We beat you at most other sports look at the Olympics you barely ever get more medals than us.

Soccer! Say Soccer you Limy b@stard! Football is played by real men and is a full contact sport.

#54 Edited by warlock360 (28050 posts) - - Show Bio

You'd actually put him on blast when he has no way of defending himself because he has no access to the internet at the moment?

What thought i was gonna stop you? Serves him right for living in a mudhut.

#55 Posted by ReEnforcer (2350 posts) - - Show Bio

DC made me promise never to show this to anyone, well you know what they say promises are made to be broken, enjoy!

Sorry its so small, couldn't find the original image had to use the contact image.

#56 Posted by Veronica London (138 posts) - - Show Bio

DC made me promise never to show this to anyone, well you know what they say promises are made to be broken, enjoy!

Sorry its so small, couldn't find the original image had to use the contact image.

HAHAHAHA

#57 Edited by EdwardWindsor (14402 posts) - - Show Bio

@street_samurai: Most of the world call soccer football, your weak ass rugby is called American football everywhere though.

#58 Edited by Street_Samurai (320 posts) - - Show Bio

@edwardwindsor: Hehehehehe! Every roast I have ever seen everyone roasts

everyone, I am doing swimmingly I would

say... I love Rugby... But what the h*ll is up with Cricket? I tried making sense of that game once and just gave up all hope of understanding how that game has ever been considered enjoyable.

#59 Edited by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio

@reenforcer: .....................-_-.....................

(still no internet at my mothers....your all hilarious)

#60 Edited by Charlemagne (6969 posts) - - Show Bio

To be in the Hall of Fame is an honor. Its an acknowledgment of greatness by your peers as they place you amongst the immortals in the sacred pantheon of legends......and then, they let Darkchild in. Having Darkchild in the Hall of Fame is like having George Zimmerman in the Million Man March. Darkchild, you mtherfckr. You unbelievable piece of sh!t. Typing away with your Cheeto stained sausages fingers while you suck down oxygen faster then beached whale. Do you all appreciate the picture I'm trying to paint for you people? He's an animal. After you kick through an endless sea of potato chip bags and candy wrappers, then, then you have to navigate your way around the crusty seamen dried socks strung out across his floor. And at the end of all that, there he is. Happy yogurt covering the dilapidated keys of his keyboard. His twice confiscated computer complete with "Official Sheriffs Warning" chirping and grinding away as it desperately tries to filter through the never ending barrage of illegal porn site viruses. The man's computer has been on life support for 4 years now. Doctors still have no clue how a machine was cable of contracting AIDS. Darkchild's Google use to be such a nice search engine. Clean-cut and sociable, but now its just as perverted and creepy as Darkchild himself. Lounged out in some dank apartment with no lightning, just the ominous hue of a television screen that never shuts off wearing his three month old whitty titties, loose cigarette hanging out of his mouth. You dont even have to type in a letter anymore before DC's Google is like, "Yeah yeah I got it, Asian Necrophilia Teen Titans Cosplay with British sub-titles. On it."

Darkchild you fcking mutant. You rockstar of perversion. David Carradine thinks you're into some f'd up sh!t, thats how bad its gotten. This isnt a roast its a goddamn intervention. But you're one of a kind, and you'll always be my nicca. At least until your thrown back in prison on a parole violation.....;)

#61 Edited by EdwardWindsor (14402 posts) - - Show Bio
#62 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

What a terrible name >:P

#63 Posted by Charlemagne (6969 posts) - - Show Bio
#64 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14402 posts) - - Show Bio
#65 Posted by Charlemagne (6969 posts) - - Show Bio
#66 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14402 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_last_arashikage: Easy leave a trail of porn in the wrong direction he will never go the other way

#67 Posted by Pyrogram (35143 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh damn...LOLOL!

#68 Edited by Charlemagne (6969 posts) - - Show Bio

HA!

#69 Posted by _Nexus_ (804 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_last_arashikage: Omg I practically pissed my pants reading this. This was beautiful your roast are as evil as your characters.

#70 Edited by Charlemagne (6969 posts) - - Show Bio
#71 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
#72 Edited by EdwardWindsor (14402 posts) - - Show Bio
#73 Posted by Graviteen (58 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_last_arashikage: God, I laughed so hard! Great work but the Teent Titans necrophilia line made me think I would die from laughing.

#74 Posted by 614azrael (10304 posts) - - Show Bio

To be in the Hall of Fame is an honor. Its an acknowledgment of greatness by your peers as they place you amongst the immortals in the sacred pantheon of legends......and then, they let Darkchild in. Having Darkchild in the Hall of Fame is like having George Zimmerman in the Million Man March. Darkchild, you mtherfckr. You unbelievable piece of sh!t. Typing away with your Cheeto stained sausages fingers while you suck down oxygen faster then beached whale. Do you all appreciate the picture I'm trying to paint for you people? He's an animal. After you kick through an endless sea of potato chip bags and candy wrappers, then, then you have to navigate your way around the crusty seamen dried socks strung out across his floor. And at the end of all that, there he is. Happy yogurt covering the dilapidated keys of his keyboard. His twice confiscated computer complete with "Official Sheriffs Warning" chirping and grinding away as it desperately tries to filter through the never ending barrage of illegal porn site viruses. The man's computer has been on life support for 4 years now. Doctors still have no clue how a machine was cable of contracting AIDS. Darkchild's Google use to be such a nice search engine. Clean-cut and sociable, but now its just as perverted and creepy as Darkchild himself. Lounged out in some dank apartment with no lightning, just the ominous hue of a television screen that never shuts off wearing his three month old whitty titties, loose cigarette hanging out of his mouth. You dont even have to type in a letter anymore before DC's Google is like, "Yeah yeah I got it, Asian Necrophilia Teen Titans Cosplay with British sub-titles. On it."

Darkchild you fcking mutant. You rockstar of perversion. David Carradine thinks you're into some f'd up sh!t, thats how bad its gotten. This isnt a roast its a goddamn intervention. But you're one of a kind, and you'll always be my nicca. At least until your thrown back in prison on a parole violation.....;)

DAAAAYYYYYMMMMMM! ROFLMAO

#75 Posted by ReEnforcer (2350 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkchild he's about as original as the people currently making movies in America. Everything he writes is a f*cking remake of something that's been beaten to death with an ugly stick. Hell his name characters alias of choice says a lot about him, does it surprise anyone that his namesake is a young girl his first of many victims since his debut on the vine. I don't even think DC can name all the woman whose lives he's destroyed simple because they agreed to take part in one of his perverse ideas, have you met @mercy_ and @feral_nova they weren't also as f*cked up as they are today trust me. Can you believe some poor woman has agreed to marry the guy? I mean really, if as he has told me in the past he's pretty tame on here what the hell is he like in rl? In all seriousness though the guy is dedicated though most of us have had time when we've had to take a bit of time off, step away from the vine. Not DC he's been here through and through that is until his internet goes off or the hamster in his computer dies.

#76 Posted by Mercy_ (92607 posts) - - Show Bio

To be in the Hall of Fame is an honor. Its an acknowledgment of greatness by your peers as they place you amongst the immortals in the sacred pantheon of legends......and then, they let Darkchild in. Having Darkchild in the Hall of Fame is like having George Zimmerman in the Million Man March. Darkchild, you mtherfckr. You unbelievable piece of sh!t. Typing away with your Cheeto stained sausages fingers while you suck down oxygen faster then beached whale. Do you all appreciate the picture I'm trying to paint for you people? He's an animal. After you kick through an endless sea of potato chip bags and candy wrappers, then, then you have to navigate your way around the crusty seamen dried socks strung out across his floor. And at the end of all that, there he is. Happy yogurt covering the dilapidated keys of his keyboard. His twice confiscated computer complete with "Official Sheriffs Warning" chirping and grinding away as it desperately tries to filter through the never ending barrage of illegal porn site viruses. The man's computer has been on life support for 4 years now. Doctors still have no clue how a machine was cable of contracting AIDS. Darkchild's Google use to be such a nice search engine. Clean-cut and sociable, but now its just as perverted and creepy as Darkchild himself. Lounged out in some dank apartment with no lightning, just the ominous hue of a television screen that never shuts off wearing his three month old whitty titties, loose cigarette hanging out of his mouth. You dont even have to type in a letter anymore before DC's Google is like, "Yeah yeah I got it, Asian Necrophilia Teen Titans Cosplay with British sub-titles. On it."

Darkchild you fcking mutant. You rockstar of perversion. David Carradine thinks you're into some f'd up sh!t, thats how bad its gotten. This isnt a roast its a goddamn intervention. But you're one of a kind, and you'll always be my nicca. At least until your thrown back in prison on a parole violation.....;)

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#77 Posted by Connoisseur (6560 posts) - - Show Bio

To be in the Hall of Fame is an honor. Its an acknowledgment of greatness by your peers as they place you amongst the immortals in the sacred pantheon of legends......and then, they let Darkchild in. Having Darkchild in the Hall of Fame is like having George Zimmerman in the Million Man March. Darkchild, you mtherfckr. You unbelievable piece of sh!t. Typing away with your Cheeto stained sausages fingers while you suck down oxygen faster then beached whale. Do you all appreciate the picture I'm trying to paint for you people? He's an animal. After you kick through an endless sea of potato chip bags and candy wrappers, then, then you have to navigate your way around the crusty seamen dried socks strung out across his floor. And at the end of all that, there he is. Happy yogurt covering the dilapidated keys of his keyboard. His twice confiscated computer complete with "Official Sheriffs Warning" chirping and grinding away as it desperately tries to filter through the never ending barrage of illegal porn site viruses. The man's computer has been on life support for 4 years now. Doctors still have no clue how a machine was cable of contracting AIDS. Darkchild's Google use to be such a nice search engine. Clean-cut and sociable, but now its just as perverted and creepy as Darkchild himself. Lounged out in some dank apartment with no lightning, just the ominous hue of a television screen that never shuts off wearing his three month old whitty titties, loose cigarette hanging out of his mouth. You dont even have to type in a letter anymore before DC's Google is like, "Yeah yeah I got it, Asian Necrophilia Teen Titans Cosplay with British sub-titles. On it."

Darkchild you fcking mutant. You rockstar of perversion. David Carradine thinks you're into some f'd up sh!t, thats how bad its gotten. This isnt a roast its a goddamn intervention. But you're one of a kind, and you'll always be my nicca. At least until your thrown back in prison on a parole violation.....;)

This had me cracking up so much, I saw Chael Sonnen for a moment haha.

#78 Edited by CellphoneGirl (18826 posts) - - Show Bio

To be in the Hall of Fame is an honor. Its an acknowledgment of greatness by your peers as they place you amongst the immortals in the sacred pantheon of legends......and then, they let Darkchild in. Having Darkchild in the Hall of Fame is like having George Zimmerman in the Million Man March. Darkchild, you mtherfckr. You unbelievable piece of sh!t. Typing away with your Cheeto stained sausages fingers while you suck down oxygen faster then beached whale. Do you all appreciate the picture I'm trying to paint for you people? He's an animal. After you kick through an endless sea of potato chip bags and candy wrappers, then, then you have to navigate your way around the crusty seamen dried socks strung out across his floor. And at the end of all that, there he is. Happy yogurt covering the dilapidated keys of his keyboard. His twice confiscated computer complete with "Official Sheriffs Warning" chirping and grinding away as it desperately tries to filter through the never ending barrage of illegal porn site viruses. The man's computer has been on life support for 4 years now. Doctors still have no clue how a machine was cable of contracting AIDS. Darkchild's Google use to be such a nice search engine. Clean-cut and sociable, but now its just as perverted and creepy as Darkchild himself. Lounged out in some dank apartment with no lightning, just the ominous hue of a television screen that never shuts off wearing his three month old whitty titties, loose cigarette hanging out of his mouth. You dont even have to type in a letter anymore before DC's Google is like, "Yeah yeah I got it, Asian Necrophilia Teen Titans Cosplay with British sub-titles. On it."

Darkchild you fcking mutant. You rockstar of perversion. David Carradine thinks you're into some f'd up sh!t, thats how bad its gotten. This isnt a roast its a goddamn intervention. But you're one of a kind, and you'll always be my nicca. At least until your thrown back in prison on a parole violation.....;)

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OMG <3

#79 Posted by Charlemagne (6969 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey they said it was a Roast :P