Vine RPG Weekly Roast #2 - Darkchild

Welcome one and all to the one and only weekly roast of one of our very own RPG writers. Am I being mean and setting someone up? Why no, because every person roasted is a volunteer (and Icky can ban-hammer me). Here are the rules:

@armistice: what did morte diddo anyway?

In the KOV heckling thread G, Morte, Azzy, and I really went at it.

I'm just poking fun at him, we all hit hard

I am going to fry your insect @$$ with a can of bug spray.

DC, you is so old that Gilgamesh called you his ancestor.

The first time CPG saw you in CVnU she peed herself :P

Some people write like a poet, others like a deranged mental patient and then there is DC who write like one of those guys in a mack with nothing underneath. Each sentence a flash of the sexual depravity of his mind sometimes posting things we wish we could un see.

You know DC would actually be more productive if he wasn't so busy dry-humping the leg of most female characters on the Vine like a little Yorkshire. I mean he is so obsessed with reproduction he actually made it on of his super powers. It's one thing if Z speaks about her "super snu-snu" but that guy puts the brainfart-bugs out of his heads into other people's bodies. Talk about penetration... To make it worse other Viners claim he was an inspiration to them. That elevates him from the status of a simple pest like a COCKroach into a highly infectious STD in the class of syphilis. Still on a site that's mainly about writing and producing things with the thing inside your head he has been amazingly successful and created lots of awesome rpg-moments for a guy who thinks with his "little" head all the time. He gave me one of the most amazing battles of my whole Vine time after all. Should also mention he tried to f*** me in that battle as well.

Thanks and you know it's a roast Corey, I really love you in a special way: The short bus way you deserve ;P

Oh, D@rkchild...where sh@ll I begin? Well, first I must find out if I'm @ttending your funer@l or ressurection...you've died more times than Je@n Gr@y. If we count your @lts (if I rec@ll correctly you h@ve @t le@st one per letter) it would prob@bly be wise to st@rt the 'D@rkchild Memori@l Gr@vey@rd: Rent@l R@tes @v@il@ble'

;)

hahahahah I didnt even read the rest yet cause this cracked me the f up

I've been here pushing on two years and if it was not for an infamous rape scene I would have no idea who you are.

Congrats champ, way to make a name for yourself :)

I remember I showed you my tat, LMFAO big mistake lol

Hail Dark Child!

Says the alterboy as he prepares his masters bedchamber for the rough evening ahead... Remembering fullwell to recharge all of his masters attachments of vast destructive prowess. / Why is it that every time I read something written by DC I can't help by see the underline message of him watching more porn that any other living human being in the history of forever... And this is said on a site of ComicFans, and I am sure that not many of us, have remained virtual virgins of viewing videos that we either enjoyed or wish we never witnessed... And now... I know that DC is thinking... "So... She watches Porn!" And he is smiling... Ha ha ha... Naamah watches smutty videos. Giggling like a teenager.... With that all said it was DC that read my first attempt to get onto a CV team back in the day, and it DC that at that time was a the an respected leader of Tenabrasque In... That feels like forever ago. I have read two maybe three things of his since then, way to stay active hommie. *Rants Over*

Part of me wants to roasted....the other half isn't ready.

As for DC....well uhh lets just say me being a guy didn't stop him from his creepish ways. *Grabs the Holy Cross

@catalina_liafador: You cant drop a mention without expecting a comment, tat? what you got

@edwardwindsor: Thanks for asking what I didn't dare to ask.

@amanda_blake: Wimp

Why did DC make a villain team?

He wanted all the freak chicks in one pm

lmfao dat story. Don't do it!

@edwardwindsor: Englishman! You lost to the French under Jean D'Arc! ;p

@flucks: This reminds me of the conversations we use to have about ranting o.o

@amanda_blake: Lost ? didnt we put her head on a spike at the tower of London thats some loss

cough

oh and "one world cup and two world wars dooda etc"

@flucks: Its cool iam on hiatus can just run away lol

@edwardwindsor: LMAO Maybe we lost two world war but we NEVER lost to the French and THAT should tell you something. And football is one of the lamest sports ever. Still when was the last time YOU won that thing? Didn't even see you in 2008 as far as I remember ;p jk

We held the Olympics three times the best sporting event on the planet :P

I have a Day Lily

LOL SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@amanda_blake: We have beaten the French more than we have lost to um , same with the Spanish and with your lot. We haven't won football in awhile true but we are a vastly smaller country. We beat you at most other sports look at the Olympics you barely ever get more medals than us.

@pyrogram: And you need two people to have a chance in this debate ;p

@amanda_blake: I was never asked to join, I just know we are superior ;p

@catalina_liafador: where?

On my

None of your goddamn business! lmao

@catalina_liafador: lol i gathered it would the heart of the matter that sparked DC's responce. And thus you have proven my idea to be correct

This is a roast about DC people, take your sack talk to the heckling thread where it belongs

Also a reminder, you are all still the USA's b!tch

@armistice: And you're debts bitch ^_^

It's right above my panty line

@edwardwindsor: Isn't it your guys' eternal credo that size doesn't matter? And cricket medals don't count. Even Raphael knew it in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie part I: "Cricket? Come on, nobody in the world gets Cricket!" ;p

@pyrogram: From experience I can tell you superior complexes don't end well. ;p

@amanda_blake: Oh! OH! Same could be said for you, near suicidal ;)

@catalina_liafador: I will not comment any further its not the Sha roast. And i can image where DC went with that lol

@amanda_blake: Cricket isnt an Olympic sport but don't worry i expect your to busy getting drunk and making sausages to care.

BACK ON TOPIC

Its ironic that we have even made this thread, since with the lack of dancing girls and strippers he wont make it past the first post.

hahaah

1 - Better check your own homeland's debt load son, you just called yourself out.

2 - Let's see someone try to collect :)

@armistice: When the dollar is next worth to nothing, nobody will wanna collect :)

@armistice: Back on topic !

Oh and Pounds are still worth more than the Dollar

Most traded currencies by value, U.S. Dollar > All other currencies combined.

Better go get your book bag because it seems I'm taking you to school :)

@armistice: I look at your national debt and think its a comedy show :P

@armistice: Most traded < actual financial value

add up all the dollars and USA > UK by more than 6 to 1

It takes the entire European Union combined to just edge it out.

Again with this ? It does not work when the rip works on you just as well

@armistice: Never denied that though, UK is just as Fked as you :P

@edwardwindsor: @pyrogram: @armistice: LOL isn't this supposed to be about DC?

what convo was that?

@pyrogram: Pay for the rest of Europe like we do and we'll talk again ;p But Armistice is right:

Back to roasting DC's oversized, chitinious butt!

@amanda_blake: Oh you can't just leave it at that then quit! Hm! :p

Yes, but I had to have the last word

Always

You can make a homeland battle thread and take it there.

@flucks said:

My retirement speech? smh

This. Shit. Is. Why. We. Need. A. Goddamn. Like. Button.