True Knightfall Facts #9

The continued adventures

1. Jayden's disappearances is due to aliens borrowing him to help repopulate their dying race in his spare time.
2. As a child, Andres still had a walk-in closet for his wardrobe in his tree house.
3. Go far enough back on your family tree and you will find out you are part Knightfall, or had an ancestor killed by one.
4. Ellie will never admit it, but she totally wanted to do it with Quintus's widow, Andres on the other hand will admit it and that missing out on him is a sin.
5. Cassius once started prying peoples mouths open while helping Ellie look for her missing Bluetooth headset.
6. Andres tried to seduce a female astronaught whilst she was in space becuase he didnt like the feeling that any women would be beyond his reach
7. No sperm bank will take Knightfall donations due to the amount of Jaydens offspring and the risk of accidental incest
8. Gene Simmons and Ron Jeremy consider Jayden their idol
9. Cassius was so baffled by angry birds he shot a woodpecker in frustration
10. Andres doesnt know Diego Montoya is and doesnt like that Cassius keeps bringing it up.

*Has no ancestors nor family tree*

So am I Knightfall or not?

@_goliath_: I dong think either would stop Jayden sleeping with you so maybe lol

@cassius_knightfall: Don't you mean Gene Simmons and not Symmons ?

@shadowswordmaster: Why yes i did, good spot.

@cassius_knightfall: No problem man and keep up the good work.

@cassius_knightfall: O-O

Well I wouldn't mind I guess...

#3 Just makes everything sound incestuous. LOL

Cassius the special child. *climbs on a chair and pats his head then hands him a gun* Here go play with your guns. No more shooting innocent woodpeckers though. (I love Cass though. He's so different than the other Knightfalls, and that gives him interesting relation.)

Sophia is not impressed with the Andres she knows. Too suave for his own good. Like forcing yourself to eat a cake that's too sweet. But she's a misanthrope anyway.

These make me nostalgic for Andres lol

Keep these up, they're pretty good :)

Hahaha, thank you, that's the vibe I always try to cultivate for him every time I write Andres.

@shadowswordmaster: Thanks man

@_goliath_: Dont let him see you say that lol

@house_mouse: thats what happenes when your raised by a nutjob church. ( thanks)

@catriona_knightfall: Soon...

@la_espada: Will give it a go, done 90 now lol

@cassius_knightfall: Should be an entertaining read ;P

@la_espada: will have a think and maybe post one soonish.

Are these legit facts or supposed to be funny?

@cyrus_winchester the latter