True Knightfall Facts #6

Another day, another round

1. Andres referred to people as nino and nina not as a sign of affection, but to cover up the fact he didn't really care what their name was in the first place
2. Qunitus wears black so he is always ready for his next inevitable funeral
3. Ellie's cats are imbued with nanotech surveillance equipment and hide behind their cuteness to spy for her worldwide.
4. Jayden Knightfalls 1989 Calender is the third highest grossing male calander of all time. Andres 2012 calender is number one after he personally brought three hundred thousand copies.
5. Grace Knightfall was once a runway model, Jayden punched out a guy who whistled
6. Andres firmly believes he is to sexy for his shirt ,and any other shirt made by mortal hands
7. Cassius still has a secret fetish for nuns having spent his childhood in the church, this maybe why he also think beards and robes are a good look.
8. After seeing so many relatives resurrected, Ellie converted to Buddhism as a coping mechanism.
9. The invention of Trion technology was a by product of Andres work in attempting to make the ultimate hair gel
10. Jayden and Quintus both threatened to castrate Ellies first date, hence a string of failed lowkey relationships leading to her eventual turn to lesbianism.

Num 2 was funny lol

Dude, this was so good. Andres' facts seem so true xP

@vamoose: He is the knightfall i know best other than Cass really so easiest for me to mock in a loving way lol

Three is practically canon :D

I like five, too

The Andres ones crack me up, so on point

@lena_dante: @pyrogram: Thanks alot guys.

Haha nice. You're always on point with the Andres ones ;)

@la_espada: Thanks man, as i said your easiest for me to write.

@cassius_knightfall: Hehe.

@la_espada: Its funny to take the p though i do it to Cass as well at least.