True Knightfall Facts #10 ( Special edition)

1 – Andres ability to mentally undress a woman is so detailed and intricate, it even impresses telepaths

2 – Risky is a distant relative to Jayden Knightfall, that is why he has a statistically impossible success rate in getting women pregnant.

3 – Many years ago, when he was young nino, Andres intricate Halloween costumes took four immigrant workers a week to sew.

4 – In the past Cassius once thought Andres super speed was caused by pressing fast forward on the magic wand called a remote.

5 – Sex education from a Knightfall would be considered a felony in 43 countries and punishable by death in the Middle East.

6 – Translated, Quintus means"walking erection" in the ancient Agiad'coda language

7 – It has been rumored that Quintus once sued a porn company for selling a secret sex tape with him in it......he didn't think they were charging enough for the privilege of watching him at work.

8 - Cassius has a secret library of for Dummies books he studies out of shame after being ridiculed for his lack of technological savvy by family and friends over the years.

9 - Ellie's long-time disappearance is due to heartbreak. After secretly pining for Armistice for so long she was willing to go Bi for him, but when confronted he just wanted to be friends.

10 - With all the liaisons, cheating, and one night stands, the Knightfall family tree looks like origami

11- Rabbits aspire to breed like Jayden Knightfall

12 – Origin stories for all the Knightfalls start with: Jayden's little bastard from....

13 - The favored funeral home of the Knighfalls makes sure to stamp "no refunds" on the bill due to the legal and financial ramifications of their numerous unexplained resurrections.

14 - Ellie funds her research by being the secret developer of the worlds most advanced and best selling sex toys.

15 – Therapists still have nightmares about their sessions with the Knightfalls, normal people cannot handle that amount of F'ked up.

16 - History shows everything Quintus touches gets destroyed sooner or later, hence there is not a single insurer worldwide that would offer him a policy on a single-wide trailer in New Jersey.

17 – In Jayden's mind, Game of Thrones is educational television and should be required viewing for all Knightfall children.

18 – Sleeping is the only thing that still terrifies Quintus, anyone that dies as often as he does fears never waking up.

@cassius_knightfall: This is funny but wasn't Game of Thrones TV show made four years ago ?

LMAO, 18 killed me.

@shadowswordmaster: Around that but yeah you can show dvds etc to the kids.

@cassius_knightfall: That is kinda messed but these Knightfall's so it doesn't really matter.

@la_espada: it is a good one

@shadowswordmaster: i think i get you now, the joke was implying any newer knightfall kids not the current Knightfalls. Jaydens newest bastards or grandkids for example.

@cassius_knightfall: I see.

spits drink

@catriona_knightfall: hands a napkin

hahahah oh man. A couple of these are next level. Number 10 was clever.

Nobody has spotted why its the special edition lol

Sure they have :D

@cassius_knightfall: Cause you connect Risky to the Knightfalls?

@quintus_knightfall: Nope

@quintus_knightfall: Swing and a miss.

@catriona_knightfall: Pm why then lol

@cassius_knightfall: Extra on the list? Has random italics?

These are so bloody hilarious. I'm trying to eat. I'm choking on food. But when I die, I'll be sure to come back for any more installments.

lol I dont see it then...

@quintus_knightfall: Soon all shall be reaveled if people dont crack it for themselves.

@house_mouse: Nope.

Its Sex and Game of Thrones centered?

@quintus_knightfall: in a way yes it certainly meets that theme, but nope thats not it.

This is fun

@cassius_knightfall: -_-

@quintus_knightfall: To be honest i am suprised you havent worked it out, same with everyone really.

@cassius_knightfall: There's nothing to work out. Its a lie

@cassius_knightfall: Dammit. SPILL.

@quintus_knightfall: Nope there is 100% something different about this one.

@house_mouse: I am watching football right now, if its not solved by the end of the match i will make it painfully obvious lol

Ohh, clever

O_O *explodes*

Clever bugger.

@cassius_knightfall: I worked it out.

@cassius_knightfall

ARMISTICE WROTE THIS!

@quintus_knightfall: @house_mouselol suprised people didnt catch it before it was highlighted.

@armistice: you knew it was coming lol

@_cain_:@victorgrey have a biscuit

@cassius_knightfall: I am disappoint with myself. :( I've even pulled that move in one of my poems.

@house_mouse: least you wasnt alone in missing it.

@cassius_knightfall: It was painfully obvious :p

@victorgrey: it wasnt highlighted at first but as i said i would make so lol

@victorgrey: You. STFU Totally not obvious. >_> <_< >_>

@cassius_knightfall: Did Arm only do his one?

@peak: He did all of this and has been chipping in since #4. Have been competing in PM to see who's have been liked more. Since #4 have done 5 each out of the 10 in each of threads. But now the question is whos are whos.

@house_mouse i knew lol

@cassius_knightfall: The funny ones are Armistice and the less funny ones are you :P :D

@peak: You would be suprised,i have been winning of late. As you saw yesterday in the funeral thread have upped my game.

Already putting that on your résumé?

@cassius_knightfall: All you gotta do now is up your spelling and grammar :P

@peak: Yeah i need to get word back and i will be sorted lol

@victorgrey: Straight on there