This or That?

Pose a Question. Pose possible stipulations. Then vote.

Example: You're character is facing Wolverine.

Would you rather have?

1. Back up.

2. A weapon.

3. A distraction.

4. Prep Time.

5. A lightsaber.

A distraction

Your character is stuck in an elevator, would they rather

• whistle to the elevator music
• start a conversation
• fart and pretend it's someone else
• play a board game
• start a conga line

Whistle to the elevator music

You are watching Bruce Banner turning into the Hulk right in front of you

• Run for your life
• Lock and Load, prepare for a fight
• Watch with amazement at the wonders of life
• Crap your pants

Crap my mf pants

Death just told you she's in love with you. Thanos is sure to find out...you

Pray

Jump for joy

Say neener neener to thanks

Bend over and kiss your ass good bye

Jump for joy, and I hope its either the perky Goth kind in Vertigo or the vavoom type like Lady Death

A cat wants to cross the road, do you:

• Walk it across
• Carry it on you back and bring it home
• feed it some boiled egss
• fetal position

Pray

You get to know that Galactus is on his way to earth. Do you

1. assemble a team to stop him?
2. flee earth?
3. get a spaceship to stop him on his way to earth?
4. commit suicide before he lands?
5. throw the party of your life?

I am going to go down fighting, might as well permanently turn his colour scheme into green and orange.

You are eating a nice warm hotdog, then you grow wings. Do you:

• Fly
• try out wings
• shed some feathers
• see if they can function as hands like Donald/Daffy duck?

Fly

You are in a bar, in desperate need to use the Bathroom, However there is a long line ahead of you.

• Hold it in no matter what
• Take a leak right were you are
• Run to the nearest gas station
• Charge straight into the Bar's bathroom and risk the outcome of peeing on someone else

Take a leak right were you are

You've just been bitten on the arm by a Zombie

• Cut the arm off
• Kill the Zombie with extreme predjudice
• Let the Disease take it's course
• Put a Bullet in your Head

Kill the zombie with extreme prejudice.

Giant alien pumpkins are trying to steal all the candies (and, well, children) this Halloween! Do you:

• Make some pumpkin pie.
• Try to communicate with the alien produce to form an alliance.
• Spread poisonous candies among the population.
• Do nothing because kids shouldn't be eating candy anyway.

Make some pumpkin pie

You encounter this child out in the streets at night. She says she is looking for her parents

You decided to....

• Try to help her find her parents.
• Give her candy.
• Punt her and run away.
• Immediately empty the contents of your bowels.
• Kill with fire.
• Give her a hug.
• Show her what for.
• Call your homeboys. You gonna get this girl.

Kill with fire.

You significant other, has tricked you into going to the Theater only to find that the Twilight Saga is the only thing playing

Do You

• Kill your significant other
• Kill everyone in the Theater except your significant other
• Walk out and demand your money back
• Fall madly in love with the movies
• Rip off your ears and poke out your eyes, making the movie bearable