The New Universe Saloon (CVnU Location)

This Saloon located in the heart of Texas has been called many, many names in its time of existence, the main two most iconic to such an uncanny establishment being The Holy Moses and The New Universe Saloon - welcome to Mutant and Human alike. Alien, or otherwise!

This funny saloon is home to the one and only bartender (who is also the owner) who is a mutant, his powers being liquid manipulation. Any drink you enjoy would easily be attained through simply waving his hand, this makes the prices of the drinks ridiculously cheap. People from all over come to buy from this Saloon and taste its magical, cheap concoctions. He has also employed 2 other Bartenders, Bob and Roger. Inside the Saloon you can get a room for a night. Just ask Roger. If you want to taste the...strange...food ask Bob, but don't be surprised if it's slightly burnt, he is not that good, or trained. Due to the dangerous nature of the location he is used to being attack on multiple occasions, he carries a handgun ever since this happened...

Nobody knows his real name. They just call him Badly. Due to him being without hair! He has gotten used to it after years of the name calling.

Rules:

• Anything goes. NPC whoever you like. Break whatever you like, minus breaking everything. Have fun!

That was fast. Badass job

@the_last_arashikage: Thank you! Now get drunk :P

@pyrogram: Uh oh. I suspect a certain troublesome little mouse is gonna come here scrounging for treats :P

@bumpyboo: The Bartender may cook him :O

I'll cook you in THE ETERNAL FIRES OF HELL!!! >:D

Yes...yes...you will writhe in agony before me!!!

@pyrogram: I don't think Amazing Angel would have much to do here.

@pyrogram: Dodger Rabbit though...........

@pyrogram: You:

Other Role Players:

@hellmouse: Badly took a stroll around the room and looked at a mouse that was on the floor. He coughed, bent over and picked it up "Is somebody lost?" He coughed on its fur. He had smoked too many today.

@celtic: 0_0

@dodgerrabbit: Hell yeah!

@pyrogram: Hellmouse squimed indignantly, but did not quite break free of his grip. The mouse's eyes glowed with a fiery rage, and in their depths could be seen aeons human suffering and torment.

"No one takes me seriously!" he squeaked, and tried to bite the man's finger. "You will all be sorry one day!"

[ Nice work :-)

@hellmouse:

The little mouse bit his finger and he twitched a little and spoke "Why am I fine with a ruddy Mouse talking?" He croaked "You know what, I have seen stranger things working in this place for 20 years" He put the mouse on the table "Do you...want..cheese?" He smacked his chest and coughed.

@pyrogram:

"Hmmm...perhaps not all mortals are so bad. Yes please!" He sniffed around, infernal nose twitching with curiosity. "Nice place you have here. Smells like home."

@pyrogram:

@amaranth_strix: :P

@hellmouse: "Meh, Mortals snortles borbules" He walked over to the kitchens, tinkered around until he found some old cheese and brought it out and laid it in-front of the mouse "Here...And how do you even speak?"

@celtic: I will so kill you in that Prision. You Know I can and will xD

Also...ewww, His face is NASTY!

@pyrogram: Hellmouse nibbled on the cheese enthusiastically. It seemed such a long time since his last nibble, and his tiny mouse stomach growled in anticipation.

"I could not talk, at first", he explained, between mouthfuls. "But it is hard enough to be taken seriously without having to squeak everything and have my friend Cheesmaster translating for me. So I put in some complaints downstairs, and now here I am, speaking. Hell isn't so bad, if you can get through the paperwork."

@hellmouse: Dodger was busy drowning his sorrows in the amazing Carrot Brandy that the bartender almost magically conjured, he didn't even know that such a drink existed, he was complete, well he was still a hyper intelligent, super soldier Rabbit being hounded by the government that created him BUT DAMN WAS THIS A GOOD DRINK!

"VERMIN!" Dodger noticed the rat scurrying around the pub, he had bad experience with mice, they too eat carrots, HIS CARROTS!, "FLEE VERMIN! THEY'RE MY CARROTS!"

@hellmouse: @dodgerrabbit:

The bartender saw this, He walked away...He never got involved with Customer arguments until they got bad.

@pyrogram:

@celtic: Then STFU or I swear I will kill you >:D ( Jk jk hehe )

@dodgerrabbit: Baldy decided to not let a Rabbit tell a Mouse to stop talking, He walked over quickly.."Sir..If you would mind keeping it down.."

@dodgerrabbit:

Hellmouse squeaked indignantly at this, baring his little fangs.

"I am not afraid of you, rabbit! Keep your carrots, I don't want them." He turned his nose up, and added frostily: "And anyways I have cheese. So there."

@pyrogram:

@pyrogram: The Rabbit, hopped on top of his stool and then on top of the bar, he pulled a handkerchief out of his pocket and used it dust off the Bald mans shoulders and his........ Bald head.

"So sorry old boy, don't want to ruffle any feathers or as you yanks say s*** in the punch bowl, now let me just finish my......." He turned around to see the carrot gone from his Carrot brandy. "NNNNOOOOOOOO, VERMIN! WHO DARE TAKE ANOTHER MAN'S CARROT, BY THE QUEEN I WILL HAVE YOUR FRACKING HEAD!"

@dodgerrabbit: Baldy smashed the table and just walked away, 20 years he had been here. 20 years of this rubbish. He was not going to argue with a Rabbit.

@pyrogram: Zero the armored merc came him unarmed, seeing the commotion calmly went to the corner of the bar and took a seat but the chair breoke beneath him "dam" Zero said.

@hellmouse: @pyrogram: He turned to the squeaking rodent and seemed to even start consider what he was saying to him, "Well if you didn't do it!", He jumps on top of the bar and starts motioning his fists like an old bare knuckle fighter, "THEN WHO DID, ALROYT WHO WANTS IT! WHO WANTS TA RUMBLE! YOU WANNA GO GOV!"

@celtic: Roger walked over to the man and helped him up. "Sir, do you want a drink?" He spoke to the big fellow.

@dodgerrabbit: Baldy screamed "BOXING DOES NOT EVEN START YET, YOU IDIOT. SIT DOWN OR YOU'RE BARRED"

@pyrogram: The seven foot tall being accepted the help getting up although he could have done it himself "Yeah, sorry about the chair I'll pay for the damages"

@dodgerrabbit: @pyrogram:Hellmouse did nothing but chuckled to himself, enjoying the ruckus.

"Hehe yes, fight....FIGHT!"

@celtic: Roger spoke, "No need, happens all the time actually" He went over, got a drink and handed it to the thing..Then went back behind the bar.

@pyrogram: Zero took off his helmet as he thanked the bartender

@pyrogram: Dodger calms down long enough to sit back down. "I'll have another carrot gov.", "Sorry buddy, last one."

"I'm out" Dodger drank the rest of his carrotless brandy and walked through the doors.

(Post Limit) :P

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Tyson teleports to the front door from New York, he heard this place was cool, and it could give him something to do.

" Ummmm can i get some fries? And join the boxing competition? " Tyson says shyly to the bartender, he really hopes he doesn't get kicked out for being too young.

Then he looks at the talking mouse @hellmouse:

" Oh god, that flipping awesome "

He tries to pet the small creature, he is amazed, he's seen some pretty crazy stuff, but this. A talking mouse with ties to the Devil has to be the craziest.

@crystal_crusader: "Sign here" He said as he gave a notebook. He then walked away to get the fries.

A saloon in Texas!! Now I sort of wish this version of Andy was still from Texas. =(

@andy_steven_summers: How about a non-cannon appearance? :P

@pyrogram: I might enter one of the boxing matches when they start.

@andy_steven_summers: We got one contestant, so..if you joined we could have the first match.

@pyrogram:

He walks away to sign on the notebook. He thinks about putting in a fake name, but he doesn't have anything to lose.

" Tyson Jackson " He signs and waits for his fries, hoping they'll be good

@pyrogram: I don't want to spread myself to thin at the moment. With the hfc rpg going on.

@andy_steven_summers: Good point, good point.

@crystal_crusader: He returns, gives him the fries and then takes the notebook and looks at the name and nods "Cool, Tyson..When we have a competitor I will tell you"

@pyrogram:

He taste the fries

" Fluck yeah, these are awesome!!! How much?, Oh and thanks. Is this with or without powers? "

( Oh and reply to meat Joewell when it happens )

@crystal_crusader: "Without powers, and its on me as you are taking part in the competition" He walked back towards the bar.

Shiny

@pyrogram: ( My alt )

He eats some more fries

" Oh ok, the power extraction processes won't be painful or permanent will it? "

@joewell: "No, Just don't use your powers or you will not go on the leader-board.."