The Lancer house of arms/Brimlock, Louisiana.

Along with being a psychopath and hitman for a living, Bill Lancer also happens to be a businessman. The Lancer house of arms is a (semi) legal gun store in his hometown of Brimlock, Louisiana. It is easily one of the most well stocked armories in the south, holding weapons that are otherwise illegal or military grade.

Rules:

• No total destruction of the store.
• No breaking into the actual armory unless otherwise permitted.
• Feel free to start shit, I mean hey, if you wanna piss off a complete maniac while surrounded by weapons? Be my guest.

(Cain is going to throw a fit)

@cara_hunter: I know :P

Do you know that this is what my character does on a daily basis right?

@darkknightdetective: ...And? o_o

@the_puzzler: And I'm very tempted to do something now.

@darkknightdetective: ....Annnnnd?

It's like a ball pit of guns! COOL!

@violet_kitten: I don't check for I.D so feel free to come on down XD

@the_puzzler: And I will smack you if you say "and" again.

@the_puzzler: I will drop by sometime :P

@darkknightdetective: (Need back up lol?)

@darkknightdetective: And?

@the_puzzler: *smacks

Just for that I'm going to throw you in jail. Do you have multiple stores throughout the country?

@darkknightdetective: And and?

@demolitionguy: Shut up.

@darkknightdetective: Make me.

@demolitionguy: If I made you shut up, you wouldn't be able to talk again.

@darkknightdetective: Just the one.

Hmm...

@darkknightdetective: Oh, is talking your major ability?

@demolitionguy: No, beating my opponents is.

@the_puzzler: Hmm, well there is a location problem then...

@darkknightdetective: Annnnd the fact you don't even know Bill, sure he is in the books and on record but on the other side of your jurisdiction.

@darkknightdetective: Your power malfunctions all the time, you couldn't even beat the actor's selection.

You and I could do some business together.

@the_puzzler: Yup, set up a store in Gothic and we're good for it.

@demolitionguy: And you couldn't beat hair loss.

@the_puzzler:

Looks like a nice place to bury you under.

@darkknightdetective: Ahh...I'm going to take a shit on the border of Gothic city.

@darkknightdetective: Sorry, Affleck, when you're half badass as Statham, you can pronunciate.

@the_puzzler: I'm going to dump a truck of sh!t on top of your store.

@demolitionguy: And when Stathman gets two Oscars you can criticize.

@darkknightdetective: Sorry, after Pi and Muppets won prizes, which were totally unfair chosen, I stopped believing Oscars change something. I mean, look at Daredevil, I can tell you he'll suck as Batman.

@demolitionguy: Your Argo ment is still invalid. (Even though I do have my doubts about Affleck)

@darkknightdetective: @demolitionguy: Eh you shits! If it ain't thread related then get it outta here!

@darkknightdetective: Argo was cool, but we both know Batman and Affleck won't match. Not at all.

@darkknightdetective: @the_puzzler: You're right, sorry. We should take this to Thoughty Thoughts.

@demolitionguy: I have my doubts, it could go George Clooney bad or Heath Ledger good.

@the_puzzler: We're bumping the thread so you're welcome.

Now let's end it here before Puzzler gets his d*ck out again, hahahaha I made this thread awkward.

@the_puzzler: Lol, keep the look long enough and I'll make a character with the Michael look.

@darkknightdetective: Oh hell yeah!

@the_puzzler: I've got a few ideas already.

@voltaire_: PM me champ :P

@pyrogram Bill sat at the counter while whistling a country tune, reassembling his AR-15 slowly, enjoying the process.

@the_puzzler:

The young archer walked inside of this establishment with a limp having previously been shot, walking up and requested some bullets.

@pyrogram: "What can I do ya for?" Bill asked as if he was being friendly, all while reaching down near his chair to grip the handle of a sawed-off shotgun, just in case.

@the_puzzler: "Gimme....what's light be deadly?...carried without much hassle?" He folded his arms leaning onto the counter.

@pyrogram: "Well, if you want to go for something pretty discrete, but not to silent? .38 snub.." Bill pulled out the small barreled revolver and slapped it onto the counter. "Fits into most pant pockets if your going in civilian style, also has a holster that fits just about anywhere. Only problem is that this thing is f*cking loud, anybody in a few blocks is going to hear this little bastard go off. But you, you seem like a slimmer guy, i'm guessing you like the silent stuff, so there's this.."

Bill pulled out a small crossbow, the wings folded in and out via switch. "This little guy is pretty tricky to master if you're just getting into this sort of thing, with a few adjustments you can remove the handle and strap it onto your wrist if you want to use it as a last ditch surprise. But if you want to branch down from both firearms AND bows? You go with a good ol' ballistic knife.." Bill pulled out his from the ankle holster he had strapped on and showed it off. "Seems like a pretty decent combat knife, gets your enemy reeeeal cocky knowing you brought a knife to a gun fight, but then?" Bill clicked a small switch on the handle that made the blade go shooting across the store, into the head of one of the targets at the entrance.

@the_puzzler:

His eyes wondered how he'd use such a ballistic knife, a childish smile crept upon his face, a devious gaze upon the gun selling lunatic "I'll take the knife!" Handing the man some ID and the correct amount of money, he leaned into the counter "Did ya hear about the incident in New York recently? Random fire flaming monster attacked two heroes apparently..."

@pyrogram: "I could give less of a f*ck amigo.." Bill took his knife and slid it back in it's sheath, walking over to the metal cage and unlocked it so he could rummage. "Heroes are a bunch of idiots trying to prove the world is some sort of better place, when it isn't, simple as that.." He walked back over to the man and tossed the knife onto the counter, along with three spare blades. "Ammo is half off after you buy the weapon that uses it.."

@pyrogram: (Do you mean L.A? or are those two other heroes :?3)