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#1 Edited by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio

Along with being a psychopath and hitman for a living, Bill Lancer also happens to be a businessman. The Lancer house of arms is a (semi) legal gun store in his hometown of Brimlock, Louisiana. It is easily one of the most well stocked armories in the south, holding weapons that are otherwise illegal or military grade.

Rules:

  • No total destruction of the store.
  • No breaking into the actual armory unless otherwise permitted.
  • Feel free to start shit, I mean hey, if you wanna piss off a complete maniac while surrounded by weapons? Be my guest.
#2 Posted by Cara_Hunter (3687 posts) - - Show Bio

(Cain is going to throw a fit)

#3 Edited by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio
#4 Edited by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

  • Feel free to start shit, I mean hey, if you wanna piss off a complete maniac while surrounded by weapons? Be my guest.

Do you know that this is what my character does on a daily basis right?

#5 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Edited by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by Violet_Kitten (323 posts) - - Show Bio

It's like a ball pit of guns! COOL!

#9 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio

@violet_kitten: I don't check for I.D so feel free to come on down XD

#10 Edited by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_puzzler: And I will smack you if you say "and" again.

#11 Posted by Violet_Kitten (323 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Edited by Cara_Hunter (3687 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_puzzler: *smacks

Just for that I'm going to throw you in jail. Do you have multiple stores throughout the country?

#15 Edited by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio
#17 Edited by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Edited by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@demolitionguy: If I made you shut up, you wouldn't be able to talk again.

#19 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Posted by The_Undying_Tombstone (234 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmm...

#21 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#22 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio
#23 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_puzzler: Hmm, well there is a location problem then...

#24 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio

@darkknightdetective: Annnnd the fact you don't even know Bill, sure he is in the books and on record but on the other side of your jurisdiction.

#25 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio

@darkknightdetective: Your power malfunctions all the time, you couldn't even beat the actor's selection.

#26 Posted by Serpent_of_Steel (87 posts) - - Show Bio

You and I could do some business together.

#27 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30146 posts) - - Show Bio
#29 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#31 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_puzzler: I'm going to dump a truck of sh!t on top of your store.

@demolitionguy: And when Stathman gets two Oscars you can criticize.

#32 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio

@darkknightdetective: Sorry, after Pi and Muppets won prizes, which were totally unfair chosen, I stopped believing Oscars change something. I mean, look at Daredevil, I can tell you he'll suck as Batman.

#33 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@demolitionguy: Your Argo ment is still invalid. (Even though I do have my doubts about Affleck)

#34 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio
#35 Edited by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#36 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Edited by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@demolitionguy: I have my doubts, it could go George Clooney bad or Heath Ledger good.

@the_puzzler: We're bumping the thread so you're welcome.

Now let's end it here before Puzzler gets his d*ck out again, hahahaha I made this thread awkward.

#38 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio

@demolitionguy: I have my doubts, it could go George Clooney bad or Heath Ledger good.

@the_puzzler: We're bumping the thread so you're welcome.

Now let's end it here before Puzzler gets his d*ck out again, hahahaha I made this thread awkward.

#39 Edited by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_puzzler: Lol, keep the look long enough and I'll make a character with the Michael look.

#40 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio
#41 Posted by Thief_of_Thieves (44 posts) - - Show Bio
#42 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio
#43 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram Bill sat at the counter while whistling a country tune, reassembling his AR-15 slowly, enjoying the process.

#44 Edited by Pyrogram (35143 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_puzzler:

The young archer walked inside of this establishment with a limp having previously been shot, walking up and requested some bullets.

#45 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram: "What can I do ya for?" Bill asked as if he was being friendly, all while reaching down near his chair to grip the handle of a sawed-off shotgun, just in case.

#46 Edited by Pyrogram (35143 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_puzzler: "Gimme....what's light be deadly?...carried without much hassle?" He folded his arms leaning onto the counter.

#47 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram: "Well, if you want to go for something pretty discrete, but not to silent? .38 snub.." Bill pulled out the small barreled revolver and slapped it onto the counter. "Fits into most pant pockets if your going in civilian style, also has a holster that fits just about anywhere. Only problem is that this thing is f*cking loud, anybody in a few blocks is going to hear this little bastard go off. But you, you seem like a slimmer guy, i'm guessing you like the silent stuff, so there's this.."

Bill pulled out a small crossbow, the wings folded in and out via switch. "This little guy is pretty tricky to master if you're just getting into this sort of thing, with a few adjustments you can remove the handle and strap it onto your wrist if you want to use it as a last ditch surprise. But if you want to branch down from both firearms AND bows? You go with a good ol' ballistic knife.." Bill pulled out his from the ankle holster he had strapped on and showed it off. "Seems like a pretty decent combat knife, gets your enemy reeeeal cocky knowing you brought a knife to a gun fight, but then?" Bill clicked a small switch on the handle that made the blade go shooting across the store, into the head of one of the targets at the entrance.

#48 Posted by Pyrogram (35143 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_puzzler:

His eyes wondered how he'd use such a ballistic knife, a childish smile crept upon his face, a devious gaze upon the gun selling lunatic "I'll take the knife!" Handing the man some ID and the correct amount of money, he leaned into the counter "Did ya hear about the incident in New York recently? Random fire flaming monster attacked two heroes apparently..."

#49 Posted by The_Puzzler (6417 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram: "I could give less of a f*ck amigo.." Bill took his knife and slid it back in it's sheath, walking over to the metal cage and unlocked it so he could rummage. "Heroes are a bunch of idiots trying to prove the world is some sort of better place, when it isn't, simple as that.." He walked back over to the man and tossed the knife onto the counter, along with three spare blades. "Ammo is half off after you buy the weapon that uses it.."

#50 Posted by Cara_Hunter (3687 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram: (Do you mean L.A? or are those two other heroes :?3)