#1 Posted by Burger King (16 posts) - - Show Bio

its a fast food war.  so far we have

  1. ronald Mcdonald
  2. Burger king
  3. Cournel Sander's
Just have fun and try to whoop each other's fast food butts^^
#2 Posted by Burger King (16 posts) - - Show Bio

IM READY RONALD COMMENCE ATTACK

#3 Posted by Light (9257 posts) - - Show Bio

I vote for the Colonel!

#4 Posted by Gypsy King (93 posts) - - Show Bio

I like potato widges better than French Fris so I'm going with the colonel

#5 Posted by Platinumwarrior (2967 posts) - - Show Bio

This is an RPG battle erm okay then

cheers on KFC and BK while booing MCdonalds
#6 Posted by Ronald McDonald (46 posts) - - Show Bio
Does a front flip as he comes behind BK, shooting out his right foot as he aims his big clown shoe behind BK's head BRING IT!!
#7 Posted by TheDrifter (26557 posts) - - Show Bio

Subway. Eat Fresh.

#8 Posted by Ronald McDonald (46 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"Subway. Eat Fresh."
Kicks Drifter in the balls EAT THAT!
#9 Posted by TheDrifter (26557 posts) - - Show Bio
Ronald McDonald said:
"TheDrifter said:
"Subway. Eat Fresh."
Kicks Drifter in the balls EAT THAT!"
Ow.....

Ok, Ok, I meant Go Mcdonalds.
#10 Posted by Ronald McDonald (46 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"Ronald McDonald said:
"TheDrifter said:
"Subway. Eat Fresh."
Kicks Drifter in the balls EAT THAT!"
Ow.....

Ok, Ok, I meant Go Mcdonalds."
Thats right! ^^
#11 Edited by Colonel Sanders (15 posts) - - Show Bio
Seeing the clown do flips repulsed Colonel.  Running he Blocked Burger King.  He would save the weakling, chicken always beat out burgers.  The bottom of Ronald's red shoe jutted out slamming into his stomach.  Flipping of the ground he adjusted his tie.   Throwing his hand out to the side a family sized bucket appeared in his hand.  PREPARE TO BE OWNED BARNIN AND BAILY REJECT.   IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A FATTENED PIG.  ORIGINAL RECIPE STYLE.  reaching his hand in the bucket he threw two drumsticks with amazing force at Ronald.  Dropping the bucket of chicken, he charged forward.  Bringing his left knee up in an attempt to ram into his gut while bringing his elbow down on his head. 
#12 Posted by Sherry (1470 posts) - - Show Bio

 So, uh, which restaurant is this fight taking place at? :P

#13 Posted by Shanana (53360 posts) - - Show Bio

LMFAO!!!!

#14 Posted by Colonel Sanders (15 posts) - - Show Bio
Sha said:
"LMFAO!!!!"
hey babe
#15 Posted by Shanana (53360 posts) - - Show Bio

O_O?

ronin?

#16 Posted by Colonel Sanders (15 posts) - - Show Bio
Sha said:
"O_O?

ronin?"
naw baby this is all 100% original recipe

licks lips
#17 Posted by Shanana (53360 posts) - - Show Bio

O_O

flies away

#18 Posted by Ronald McDonald (46 posts) - - Show Bio
Ronald was amazed at the speed of the CS, he didnt know a man of his age could still run that fast. Ronald landed on the ground as he reached behind him, his french fries in hand. HA! YOU ARE ALL TALK SANDERS! NO ONE LIKES YOU ANYMORE! EVERYONE LOVES BURGERS NOW! He watched as threw the chicken fingers at him, and as the came at him he began to lean back, the chicken barley missing him. He then stood back up only to have the old mans knee ram into his stomach, Ronald heaved over as he then felt a slam against his head, he fell to the ground as he groaned in pain.

 He then stood up and threw his fries at the old man, aiming for his glasses, trying to shatter them and cause him to go blind. Right after that he then pulled out a little children's toy from a happy meal and turned the little dial on it, Ronald then threw it at Sanders and ran behind a wall, within two seconds the toy blew up, causing a massive explosion. HAHAHAHA! The clown laughed out. 


#19 Posted by Ronald McDonald (46 posts) - - Show Bio
Sha said:
"O_O

flies away"
NOO! DAMN YOU SANDERS! YOUR ALWAYS SCARING THE WOMEN AWAY!!!
#20 Posted by Colonel Sanders (15 posts) - - Show Bio
Ronald McDonald said:
"Sha said:
"O_O

flies away"
NOO! DAMN YOU SANDERS! YOUR ALWAYS SCARING THE WOMEN AWAY!!!"
take off the make up and something might happen
#21 Posted by Ronald McDonald (46 posts) - - Show Bio
Colonel Sanders said:
"Ronald McDonald said:
"Sha said:
"O_O

flies away"
NOO! DAMN YOU SANDERS! YOUR ALWAYS SCARING THE WOMEN AWAY!!!"
take off the make up and something might happen"
Oh yeah, the ladies love Big MCD



PPHHH THE WOMEN LOVE THE MAKE UP!
#22 Posted by iSHADOW (2269 posts) - - Show Bio
Jack in the box owns the burger king
#23 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio
Ronald McDonald said:
"Colonel Sanders said:
"Ronald McDonald said:
"Sha said:
"O_O

flies away"
NOO! DAMN YOU SANDERS! YOUR ALWAYS SCARING THE WOMEN AWAY!!!"
take off the make up and something might happen"
Oh yeah, the ladies love Big MCD



PPHHH THE WOMEN LOVE THE MAKE UP!
"
that better be a tattoo on her thigh 
#24 Posted by Colonel Sanders (15 posts) - - Show Bio
Using his Fry cook/warfare skills Colonel saw the fries hurdling at him.  As time seemed to slow down he bended back, neo style.  Rasing his hands above his head he matrixed back turning to the side like zoolander as he watched each fry whizz bye.   CRACK the sound of his back hurting alerted Colonel that he went to far.  Falling to the ground he tried to regain his composre.  As she was on the ground, he failed to notice Ronald McDonald pulling out a small toy explosive.  Rolling ove Sanders came face to face with the ticking toy.  Jumping up he Ran and dived.   the Explosion carrying him.  Small pieces of schrapnel scraped him yup.  His back rammed into a nearbye wall.  Getting up and dusting himself off he backed away from the wall, trying to find Ronald.  The sound of the wall behind him falling made him turn around.  Looking at where the wall used to be he saw Ronald hiding like a little coward.   Grabbing a pouch on his belt he through it at ronald.   An array of spices and herbs falling near him in an attempt to irritate his eyes and blind him.  It would also possibly cause the skin to itch.  Colonel wasnt as good as he used to be.  His years were catching up.  Running he ran back into the kitchen. 
#25 Posted by Ronald McDonald (46 posts) - - Show Bio
Ronald laughed as he heard the explosive go off. As he peeked over the wall his face was suddenly hit by herbs and spices. GRAH MY EYES!! He yelled out as he then reached into his pocket and pulled out his soft drinks, he rinsed his now burning red eyes as his face became itchy. Damn you old man! He blinked a few times as he then pulled out some hotcakes and threw them at the Colonel, the hotckaes hot enough to incinerate flesh upon contact, he then rolled out behind the wall and pulled out a massive french fry sword. TAKE THIS YOU OLD FOOL! He then ran towards him as he lift the sword above his head and came down upon Sanders, trying to slice the top of his head.