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This thread... LOL

Remember my friends, your booty is your greatest weapon in the battle of ~love~.

Hmmmmm

@darkchild:

This is going to be a...

...

Bizarre first date fight.

Pfft. Knightfalls.

Lets try this on for size.

Sup', I'm Jaired McStorm. Wealthy and ridiculously handomsome heir to Mcstorm industries. I...lately have fallen off the dating scene in favor of.. . hero'ing. In other words, I be thirsty. But seriously I'm lookin' for a date for a big ball my mom is hosting in Los angeles... and maybe a forever gal. I'm a bit exuberant and sometimes a scatter brain, but if thers one thing I know how to do..it's how to care. If we see each other beyond the ball, we'll go on many magnificent dates, or if you prefer, quiet and romantic dates. I know how to treat a lady, ( I went to f*king gentlemen school ) and everything you ever want will be taken care of. And in case your wondering, yes, I'm extremely large.

I don't do monsters though #shallow

@theflashfire: that's a pretty cool idea. A ball huh? PM me to come up with something?

@_vex_: Yeah this thread gave me the idea.

Basically McStorm industries will be hosting a massive ball in Los angeles. Most wealthy families, entrepreneurs, celebrities and important figures in politics will be invited. Though anyone willing to dress them-self up will be admitted.

Plans plans plans

@theflashfire: when is it beginning

@_vex_: I'll start it up sometime this week hopefully. Next week at the absolute latest.

@theflashfire: don't expect it to be a quiet dance...

@_vex_: Hahhahahahaha

@theflashfire: I am coming >.>

So... Name is Marceline Abadeer. I'm a 1005 year old vampire(don't make a big deal of it, okay?). I became the queen of all vampires after killing the king(I rock!).

I'm daughter of the demon Hunson, ruler of the Nightosphere. He is a being of pure evil and pretty much the lamest guy on the planet. So instead of eventually taking over the "family business" I became a punk-rock musician.

When I'm not playing with my band "Marceline and the Scream Queens" I'm hanging out with my ex and her friends, mostly messing with them.

My favorite food as well as favorite color is red. Also, if I don't get enough red, I will freak out and totally kill everyone. So have plenty of red on you. Or else!

What I'm looking for in a guy/gal? Don't know... Well, don't judge me, or demand that I should be perfect like Bubblegu my ex did. And don't be a jerk. Or else, this will happen to you:

Did I mention that I can transform into giant monsters? It's wicked!

Searches for Rafael's profile.

@rafael_romeiro: That makes me moist... o.o

@crook:

@_nox_ said:

@crook:

Trust me, Luke didn't need to know that.

@_drake:

Sets up a catfish Rafael profile for luring...

:O

@valerie_huntington:

@_vex_: Uhh...*winks*

@_vex_:

@theflashfire:

@_vex_:

@theflashfire:

@_the_marvel_:

Let's get some ladies up in here!

@zenobios [#Zachary, what's up guy want to hang out?]

Twilight sent her message to her Valentine whom she met online.

Amen.

Aight, I'm down. Tomorrow in Washington?

@zenobios: [You're gonna have to pick me up, I'm in L.A AIRPORT]

@charm_caster: I can make the trip.

@zenobios: [Waiting there right now, took a selfie ;3!]

Happy Valentine's Day I guess.

I really really really really really wish I kept Goliath alive for this.

Same here man.

As a professional, I must infrom you, that wouldn't turn out too well. Anybody who's used google has seen what happens when sexytime comes around for a giant lizard, and it usually leads to some good old non-consensual tentacle sex/murder combo. I, uh, I'm not sure if even I could protect you then.

I am the amazing grikle and up for grabs

@plan-b: Dc moves both ways

I'm not sure if a date with Eleanor, would be a pleasant experience or not. She bathes in blood, and she doesn't wear shoes.

@eleanor_ruthven: Ewwwwwewwwweewweweww!