The Comic Vine Roast.

@TheAcidSkull: Steps upto the podium

"You got a skull full of acid and I only see you when your in the mood to roleplay"

silence

"Reminds me of my Ex"

bada tshhh

@TheAcidSkull: Sorry, I'm not much of a roaster :)

@TheAcidSkull: Supper time at the Skull household looks like a game of Hungry Hippos on crack.

@_Sojourn_ said:

@Flucks I'm not mad... Tia's all in good fun. I can't help it if my shade is dark and thick like the hair grease you use.

who's Tia? lol come on man, that was directed at me and not my character, your being passive agressive.

I'm not funny enough to do one, but I am enjoying reading them ;)

@Closure:

@_Sojourn_ said:

@Flucks Nuh uh. Dont take it personally. I don't know what you look like, or who your character is in general. If you feel that I am being mean, then just say so. However you did previously state that your hide was thick... So I assumed that you could take it. I've seen numerous roasts and they are super harsh... I don't think that I was mean... A twinge racist maybe, but if you use "dark and lovely" lovely products that is nothing to be ashamed of

Nah not mad, I'm cheesing kind of hard right now lol It was funny it just seemed like you were offended by my statement, yours seemed more defensive like I offended you or something. I guess I read it wrong, the grease thing didn't offend me it just seemed to be a little anger derived. I wasn't offended though, I laughed man.

Wasn't racist besides I'm mixed, grease is optional :P

When will the black on black violence stop ;)

bwahaha

Closure

Bloody hell.. where do I start with this one? Noah, you've got an ego so big that it dwarfs all of Nippon. You're so self-obsessed that if someone wanted you out of the way, all they'd have to do is give you a mirror. Though, really, those mirrors must have some sort of magical effect on you, because you look like Billy Baldwin if he got drunk and fell into a vat of hot tar.

@Gambler said:

@Sicarius_: I got this.

Dc, you know I love you. Your d!ck hasnt been used in so long it looks like Earth Worm Jim, if he had aids. You're like Greatness and Style had a baby, then peed on it.

WTF o.o

Closure

For the longest time didn't know he had a girl's name.

CellPhoneGirl

She's always using up her minutes. I'm pretty sure she won't be able to use even a payphone if she doesn't pay those bills.

@EdwardWindsor

I don't mean to harsh your buzz but the diamond jubilee was nearly two months ago, you can take off your flag.

@Surkit

Surkit if you name any more of your moves you're gonna end up being a street fighter character. Then again the translation would explain the way you can't spell your own name right.

@Icarusflies: She has an unlimited phone plan silly :P

Icarusflies

GOOD GOD! Your like the Crazy Cat Lady of Alt's! If I Have to see another "Zem The Mattress." I'm going to pass out!

@Tellumo: hahaha xD

"Kid, you weigh 101 pounds, your as durable as a tin can,.you've got super strength, and spaghetti arms.

*producer comes from the side whispering to him*

"What? No that is the joke "

@Tellumo Some guy from

Final fantasy v rang , he wants his 90s anime hair back

@shadowknight666: ....Oops.

*Snort*

@Zem2_the_Ultimate_Mattress:

@shadowknight666: ...

I think I might have an alt-addiction.

@Zem2_the_Ultimate_Mattress: YOU THINK!?!?!?

@EdwardWindsor: @Surkit:

"Touche gentlemen, too bad I've already poisoned your drinks!"

@shadowknight666:

....

....

....

What am I even supposed to do with this account? O_o

@Zem2_the_Ultimate_Mattress: ....Burn it? 0_0

@shadowknight666: ...

f#@*

@Zem_the_Mattress_On_Fire: ICARUS! Listen, You have to throw these alts away NOW Before they overtake you. The Withdrawal will be hard, But you have to do it.

@shadowknight666: I CAN'T.

I CAN'T DO IT.

I'M FIGHTING AS HARD AS I CAN NOT TO MAKE A 'ZEM THE WITHDRAWN JUNKIE MATTRESS' PROFILE AND I'M NOT SUCCEEDING!

@Zem_the_Mattress_On_Fire: C'MON! YOU HAVE THE POWER!

@shadowknight666: WHY?! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!

I...CAN'T...STOP...THE...ALTS!!!!

ZEM THE ALT ADDICTED MATTRESS.

PEM THE FUTON

@Zem_the_Mattress_On_Fire: NNNNOOOOOO!

@Zem2_the_Ultimate_Mattress said:

@shadowknight666: ...

I think I might have an alt-addiction.

I'm starting to notice that I have one, too..

@Zem_the_Mattress_On_Fire: We're all here for you, Portrait! We know you can beat this if you're strong enough to ask for help!

@shadowknight666: @.Longshot.:

But...but...ZACHARY THE HIPSTER MATTRESS!!!

((Also, I had too much coffee today, which is probably why I made extra Zem profiles in the first place. :P))

@Zem_the_Mattress_On_Fire: SNAP OUT OF IT, GADDERMIT!

@.Longshot. said:

@Zem_the_Mattress_On_Fire: SNAP OUT OF IT, GADDERMIT!

I've made two in the last three days myself. @_@

I refuse to go to rehab!

@ZombieBigfoot: Me and all four of my alts will drag you there if we have to.

@.Longshot.: All 33 of mine will kick your ass in the process, and I'll be catching up on posts I should of done yesterday reading a book while they do.

@ZombieBigfoot: Then I'll just have to bring Tank and Dathron out of retirement.

@.Longshot.: Witness. What Tank and Dathron?

@ZombieBigfoot: Inhales Eternal Flame and turns back into GOD. What Witness?

@ZombieBigfoot said:

@.Longshot. said:

@Zem_the_Mattress_On_Fire: SNAP OUT OF IT, GADDERMIT!

I've made two in the last three days myself. @_@

I refuse to go to rehab!

I made three in the last three days. :P

And I have over 100 other ones. I don't think you count as an altcoholic quite yet. ;)

@.Longshot.: You do realize Witness is a cosmic abstract, right? Therefore, Witness > God. >_>

@Icarusflies: Woohoo!

@ZombieBigfoot: I only use the word god because it's the closest word their is to describing what the f**k Longshot was. If he had kept that power for more than twenty minutes, he could wipe out every reality with a thought. And now, he's back to shooting sticks.

@Icarusflies: I only have five characters. Seven, if you count the ones out of commission.

@.Longshot.: I'm working out something for him. But he collapses timelines, haven't upgraded him to realities quite yet. <___>