"They call this piece of chier filet mignon." His voice spoke over the classical music playing in the background through hidden speakers inside of his "cell", the walls were a pleasant mocha colored decor wallpaper. There was no visible door or way in or out of the cell which was actually suspended in a large well by one lone beam. Seated in the center of the lavish cell was a man in a white jumpsuit, a knife and fork in hand, displeased with the large slab of meat he was cutting into. Seated across from him was a man in a nice suit, atop of his head was a black bowler, laid across his lap was an umbrella with a distinctive polished bamboo handle. "I've seen pieces of paper that are thicker than this."
"Nothing but the finest for the prisoners, I hear." The man in the bowler hat sarcastically said with a smirk.
"And who are you, exactly? Why do you come here? To antagonize me during my lunch, hm?"
"I came to...converse, really." He responded, "It came to my attention that the Fantomes was sitting and rotting right under my nose. I had to come see for myself."
"Sitting, oui. Not so much rotting if I must say so myself." Fantomes responded with his shadowy grin, the light in the room seemed to never lay on his face, it was as if no matter how he moved the light seemed do dim around his features. He had a distinct French accent, not too thick, but noticeable enough nonetheless. The way he lifted the fork with the skewered piece of meat on his fork to his lips, the way he plucked it from the fork and savored the taste was almost disturbing. His confidence and swagger was enough to make the man sitting across the table from him nauseous. More so than he already was after seeing the way he was being treated in this prison, like a king compared to the other inmates. "You come into my humble abode, you sit at my table and you say nothing for thirty minutes save for a couple of...how you say...quips?"
"Why?"
"I do not know, I was hoping you would have the answer to that, mon ami."
"No, no...I'm just having trouble why one of the most wanted criminals of last century...and, well, this century as well is living like royalty." The Englishman asked, he placed the umbrella's tip down to the nice rug, lifting and resting his ankle on his knee.
"Most wanted? Non, non...one of the most dangerous, maybe. You flatter me, monsieur...?"
"Only those who I respect know my name."
"Aaahhh...hopefully by the time you leave you will come to not only respect me but understand what I do, as well. I am a man of honor, I assure you." Fantomes lifted his glass of wine, swirling it in small circles before taking a sip. "Nothing like aged wine and a nice filet, no? As for your question...why I dine on the finest cuisine and sleep on a sheets with an impossibly large thread count...the answer to that question is simple; I get what I want. When I was a boy there was a man who explained to me that in order to get what you want you must give somebody else what they want, that life has a sort of...how you say...balance. Do you believe in karma?"
"I'm sitting in a prison cell across from a bloke who's behind some of the worst crime of the past two decades. France looks like hell. Evil men are being tucked away in bed and it's not coming back to bite them in the arse in the foreseeable future. I must say that I do not believe in karma or karmic retribution."
"Neither do I, but as with every religious concept--there's some truth that rings within it, I think." He tapped his head, "In this mind of mine is information. Information makes the world turn is how the saying goes, oui?"
"So you're playing informant?"
"Not only that, but I've made it quite clear that I could leave anytime I wish when I was first placed here. When faced with a decision like keeping the Fantomes under lock and key and have him providing information in exchange for a nice cell, three square meals by some of the finest chefs or having him escape, it is kind of a no brainer, as you say." He chuckled, taking another sip of his wine.
"And they didn't take it as a bluff?"
"Ah, but they did at first...then I gave them a little exhibition." He brushed back his black hair, sitting back in his chair. "It cost them two guards, I made it as far as the front gate before returning to my cell."
"And how exactly did you wind up here?" The man in the bowler asked, tilting his head ever so slightly and flashing a grin at the reaction Fantomes gave him. For all the swagger and confidence Fantomes had, his knife and fork clattered on the stark white plate, his shadowy eyes glared across the table at his guest, fighting back his want to snarl. Lifting his folded napkin, Fantomes cleared his throat before wiping the edge of his lips and drawing in a sharp breath through his nostrils, throwing it down on the table with an apparent anger that he couldn't hide or help.
"Oh, I'm sure you know that a mutual friend put me here."
"How are you sure that this friend is mutual?"
"Do not play coy. I know who you are, Mr. Blackman." Fantomes sat back in his chair, picking up a the bottle of old wine and pouring himself another glass. "I also know that you're good friends with Monsieur Clue. In fact I wonder if he sent you in his stead to check up on me."
"No, not at all. I'm much too important of a man to be given orders by Mr. Clue."
"Understandably so. The way you hold that umbrella...I assume it's a weapon of some sort. There was once a former Prime Minister that once tried to get in here with a pistol because of what I did to his daughter and they did not permit him entrance. For you to be admitted inside the prison let alone my cell with such a weapon...you must be a man of grand importance." Fantomes said, "I am not used to the attention, though. I hear there's time displaced bandits and cybernetic monstrosities on the higher levels...why would you come see someone as boring as I?"
"Because you're evil. In this entire facility there are hundreds of evil men who have done evil things...but you, you're quite possibly the most evil of them all." The man in the bowler hat explained, standing from his chair he tucked his umbrella under his arm and fixed his hat. "Robin, despite his bloated legend that said he took from the rich and gave to the needed, actually gave to the needy. Dr. Frankenstein was once a man and is now a monster who is plagued by his lust of vengeance. While one could say they're evil, they respectively have their good qualities and reasons. You on the other hand, you're no bad man with a heart of gold and you're no tragic monster...you do steal, swindle and kill because you enjoy it. Without rhyme or reason. Without remorse or regret. You just do it because you believe you can. That's why I chose to come see you, because I wanted to know what the face of true evil looked like."
"Non, non...you have me all wrong, monsieur. I steal, swindle and kill because I like the finer things. Leonardo da Vincis and chateaus and fine wine older than the révolution française. I do it because I enjoy these things, and they're mine to enjoy." He raised his glass to his visitor, "Tchin-tchin, Mr. Blackman."
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