"Alright, I know this looks bad..." Bloodguts had been saying that a lot lately. First there was when he ripped out that tree to get a cat loose, and then the time when he accidentally feel through the police station trying to bring in a criminal. But this, this was a whole different level. This time Bloodguts was holding the door to a bank vault. A bank vault from a recently robbed bank. Robbed by him. Let's go back a bit here.
"Please hurry! There's more kittens to save!" Bloodguts tossed more and more kittens out of the flaming office, he wasn't sure why the door had been so heavy but the little girl's tip had been clean. Some crazy pyro trying to burn down a pet orphanage. Crazy stuff, Bloodguts didn't even know there was a pet orphanage in Gothic. "Okay that's all of 'em." Bloodguts said with a sign of relief as he tossed out the last kitten. "Okay so now we hunt dow-" Bloodguts turned around to find several cops pointing guns at him. "Oh good things you cops showed there a fire and..." Bloodguts looked around, the fire was gone, and he wasn't in a pet orphanage anymore, instead he was in a bank vault. "Alright, I know this looks bad..."
Bullets bounced off of Bloodguts as he crashed punched his way through the wall. That little brat must have been some kind of psychic. Bloodshot thought. Well jokes on her, because I know how to find her. Bloodguts looked over the crowd as he hit the sidewalk, bullets still bouncing off his back. And just as he thought, lots of people looking away from the spectacle as if something was making them ignore the chaos around them. "Ha! Alright, I'll bring back that money pronto guys, don't worry!" Bloodguts rushed off into the street jumping over any car that got in his way. He'd find the kid, get the money, and everything would be alright. What could go wrong?
Meanwhile, mutant telepath Jenny was busy setting up her trap. "Alright, you all take the money and scram." She explained to her goons. "I've got this handled." It only took a bit of time to find her target. She ran up to Kurt, crocodile tears in her eyes. "Mister you have to save me! There's a monster coming to get me!"
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