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#1 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

Congratulations.

By opening this thread you inadvertently stabbed an errant time traveller thirty seven times in the chest.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

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Sidenote: this is to introduce a second Antonio Roman apart from the ludicrously strong one fighting Myrmidon in this thread. (<--- Seriously look at this sh!t, it's amazing.)

There will be timey wimey hijinks and multiple invasions of personal space as Backstabber is dragged along against his will (for better or worse. Judging by the title of this story, I'd opt for the latter.)

Prepare yourself for the not-so-distant future.

#2 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio

Awesome! G'luck! =D

#3 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

This ain't a fight, bruh.

And what the hell happened to your name.

Are you some sort of ghost from my past come back to haunt me like the twelve layer bean burrito I had from breakfast?

#4 Edited by Lady_Grimm (1496 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

This ain't a fight, bruh.

And what the hell happened to your name.

Are you some sort of ghost from my past come back to haunt me like the twelve layer bean burrito I had from breakfast?

Why?.....WHY?!?! lol

#5 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@lady_grimm:

Just to prove that I can.

The girl in the drive thru window looked at me like I was insane.

Totally worth the twelve dollars, one for each delicious artery-clogging cheese-oozing layer of course.

#6 Posted by Backstabber (279 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_undefeated: Sweet,

I was thinking since It will start in my shower, I should get the first post?

#7 Posted by ownagepants (4189 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by Ravek (2937 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_undefeated said:

@lady_grimm:

Just to prove that I can.

The girl in the drive thru window looked at me like I was insane.

Totally worth the twelve dollars, one for each delicious artery-clogging cheese-oozing layer of course.

This is why I love you Warsy.

#9 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@backstabber:

Go cut a rug, you little scamp, be my guest.

Knife puns - so easy you can sharpen your skills without trying.

#10 Posted by Backstabber (279 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_undefeated:

remember I am a slow poster but I try to get something up soon

#11 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@backstabber:

I trust you to keep up your end of the bargain. Someone like you wouldn't cut me out of the picture.

#12 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

I like how within moments, you all have killed over 100 innocent time travellers.

They were just being curious, you monsters.

Reference to the OP is now complete, initializing idle mode.

#13 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_undefeated: Killing off Dell and moving on. Nobody will be my next character.

#14 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

There used to be a guy here named Nobody. Then he became Somebody and left us for a life with sweet cars and ninja swords.

He could be Anybody now, intermingled into society without a care in the world.

#15 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

Then he'll be Nobody again. You'd be usurped and the cycle would repeat again.

#17 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

The Great Unicycle of Life.

Sh!t gets weird once we go to the Bicycle, which is total witchcraft.

#19 Edited by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

Quadracycles.

Oh wait, those are cars.

Quintacycles? Now we're just getting stupid.

#21 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_undefeated: Hexacycles. Nuff said.

Those Squarecycles seems tempting as well.

#22 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

Wouldn't we go back around into a single wheel? Like so many wheels that it becomes one continuous wheel going around us as we sit...

F*cking circles, man, outsmarting us one invention at a time.

#23 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

Shut your face. Get on my trike, we're going to the playground.

#27 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

We got in trouble for that last time.

#29 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio
#31 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#32 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

I'm going to glomp you so hard.

So.

Hard.

#33 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#34 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio
#35 Posted by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_undefeated: The Undefeated? Pfff, CV defeated you with ease.

While Nobody here doesn't need to talk, cause he does not exist.

*inception/paradhox music here*

#36 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

I hate this website sometimes. Also:

Grrr.

#37 Edited by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_undefeated:

Who doesn't?

Calm down, little doggy. How's the ball licking coming along?

#38 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

I almost polished the last one. You should have paid the damn water bill, you freak.

#39 Edited by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_undefeated: We can always use Gandhi's water. It has a crunchy corpse taste.

#40 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@_nobody_:

Nope. Not doing this.

I can't handle this.

#41 Edited by _Glacier_ (6155 posts) - - Show Bio
#42 Posted by Backstabber (279 posts) - - Show Bio
#43 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio
#44 Edited by Backstabber (279 posts) - - Show Bio
#45 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@backstabber:

Had that one waiting for a bit.

You okay with Assassin joining in on the absurdity?

#46 Posted by Backstabber (279 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_undefeated:

Sure but I need to inform you thusly I am a slow poster. Sometime up to two or three days.

#47 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@backstabber, @the_assassin_:

I literally had that one queued. Don't worry.

Do what you do, Assy and I will have fun while you're making another post.

#48 Posted by Backstabber (279 posts) - - Show Bio
#49 Posted by Backstabber (279 posts) - - Show Bio
#50 Edited by ThisIsGonnaHurt (30140 posts) - - Show Bio

@backstabber:

I would give you a smuppet for your troubles.

But I cannot part from even one of them.