#1 Edited by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

Leave another character a phone message.. like such (you can use it as a bit of fun or as a way to contact someone that would not normally make sense to interact in their team thread)

ring ring

Yo, you've attempted to phone Sha... sadly I am dead.. so if you leave a message you may end up being sorely disappointed!

Sha it's Sarah, when you end up resurrecting yourself we have to do girls night! your turn for wine! bye!

click

(If you actually want to use it for serious Surkit made an alt account that can be used to remain mysterious...

_unknowncaller_

Password: qwerty

#2 Posted by _Titan (3364 posts) - - Show Bio

Ring ring beep

"Hold on, coming *clang bang boom* Gimme a second don't hang up! *Cat meow tv explosion*Hello?"

"Yo closure it's-"

"Hahaha elaborate hoax message. Leave it"

-_-

(Archer reference :P)

#3 Posted by Atomic Sherry (17 posts) - - Show Bio

@.Mistress Redhead.: LMFAO!!

#4 Posted by Sicarius_ (643 posts) - - Show Bio

Ring Ring...Ring Ring....Ring Ring

"You really must not know who I am because it will be a cold day in hell that I listen to this blasted thing again."

#5 Posted by CellphoneGirl (18764 posts) - - Show Bio

OH MY GOD. HOW DID I NEVER THINK OF THIS?

#6 Posted by Mercy_ (91887 posts) - - Show Bio

O_O I LOVE THIS

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#7 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

Just hoping it will get used for more than jokes ;p

#8 Posted by _Cain_ (23659 posts) - - Show Bio

...Love it.

#9 Posted by CellphoneGirl (18764 posts) - - Show Bio

Ring Ring

"This is War Killer you know what to do"

"Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Charles! I just wanted to say that I miss you! and like I bought you this really cute Pink shirt! I honestly don't know how come all of your other pink clothing I get you keeps on mysteriously vanishing, but you're so going to love this one!"

#10 Posted by _Zombie_ (10448 posts) - - Show Bio

@.Mistress Redhead. said:

Just hoping it will get used for more than jokes ;p

There's going to be a buttload of jokes, though.

#11 Posted by FALLENprophet (6586 posts) - - Show Bio

@shadowknight666: Ring Ring

IS This F__King thing on?? This is your favorite Irish Cain O'Panell. You missed me, I'm either getting drunk, getting laid, or getting paid. *Burp*

Hey Cain, it's Alex you really need to change that voicemail, it's like I can smell the liquor on you haha. Anyways man this trip is going great man, you should've come I've tried alcohol that would knock you on your ass. I got some pictures I'll show you when I get back, If I ever feel like going back, see ya later Bro!

#12 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mercy_:

Berrp berrp

You've reached Stark Enterprises, where we make your dreams come true.. please leave a message and Ms Lockhart Starks will return your call shortly

Honey, It's mum, Chevie has a question for you..

CLUNK BANG

HEEEYYY SISSSS will you take me to the Justin Beiber concert?!

LOUD SWEARING IN THE BACKGROUND.. SOV SON CAN BE HEARD

You AIN'T going to no Justin freaking Beibass concert little girl no go to your room we have some education to do and we are starting with ACDC

DADDDDDDD

CLICK CLUNK

#13 Posted by _Zombie_ (10448 posts) - - Show Bio

*Snort*

#14 Posted by Duchess (5999 posts) - - Show Bio

New favorite thread.

#15 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio
@ZombieBigfoot

@.Mistress Redhead. said:

Just hoping it will get used for more than jokes ;p

There's going to be a buttload of jokes, though.

Thinking i was wrong, funny is better lol
#16 Posted by _Zombie_ (10448 posts) - - Show Bio

@.Mistress Redhead.: Indubitably.

#17 Posted by Duchess (5999 posts) - - Show Bio

Ring ring

Hello, you've reached Madison Vaughn. Leave a message with your name and information and I'll get back to you as soon as I can:

"Hey M, it's Claire. I think I left a pair of rag & bone jeans at your place, could you bring them with you to our lunch date? Love you, mwah."

#18 Posted by _Unknowncaller_ (2 posts) - - Show Bio

"Time we had a chat. meet me at the bayside bridge tomorrow at midnight"

click

#19 Posted by _Cain_ (23659 posts) - - Show Bio

@FALLENprophet: LMAO.

#20 Posted by _Cain_ (23659 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Unknowncaller_ said:

"Time we had a chat. meet me at the bayside bridge tomorrow at midnight"

click

....Did you really make an alt just for that!? LMAO, I Kid

#21 Posted by _Titan (3364 posts) - - Show Bio

@shadowknight666: LMAO... keep it to yourself -_-

#22 Posted by _Cain_ (23659 posts) - - Show Bio

@Flucks: XD I Will lol.

#23 Posted by _Sojourn_ (19327 posts) - - Show Bio

Drunk dials Gambler...
Ring ring ring...
"Tis de king of kings... Leave a message an ill call you back if you figure into my copious amount of plans..."

"Hey..uhhh. I... (snickers deviously) I was wondering if your refrigerator is running.. ( bursts into laughter) hangs up...

#24 Posted by Clara Mass (8099 posts) - - Show Bio
@Flucks : You and your humor xD

#25 Posted by _Green_Lantern_ (6 posts) - - Show Bio

@Clara Mass: xP

sooped you got the reference lol

#26 Posted by Clara Mass (8099 posts) - - Show Bio
@_Green_Lantern_ : Of course now stand still
 
I feel like I just found the tv version of Closure xD
#27 Posted by _Green_Lantern_ (6 posts) - - Show Bio

@Clara Mass: Genuine LMAO!

Thats funny because when I wrote it I was watchign the dvr, and thought "Damn idf that aint closure" haha

#28 Posted by Clara Mass (8099 posts) - - Show Bio
@_Green_Lantern_ : haha so watching the show more often for inspiration xD 
#29 Posted by _Green_Lantern_ (6 posts) - - Show Bio

@Clara Mass: haha, do it. And maybe use a mix of lana and his mom for clara :P

#30 Posted by Clara Mass (8099 posts) - - Show Bio
@_Green_Lantern_ : haha will do
#31 Posted by Feral Nova (47525 posts) - - Show Bio

Feral Nova's answering machine

"HELLO! This is Feral Nova, Fire Goddess of total AWESOMENESS! I'm not in right now, I'm busy either saving the world, eating cookies or-" GASP OH MY GOD WANDO HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW CELLPHONE!?! Its sooooo cool and look a cookie as its background see!?-" beep

#32 Posted by CellphoneGirl (18764 posts) - - Show Bio

@Feral Nova: ROFLMFAO

#33 Posted by Midnight Orchid (232 posts) - - Show Bio

@Everyone: Please stay off my telephone wires, they're not yours and they also told me to tell you that sending sexts to landlines is not okay. Thank you.

#34 Posted by Feral Nova (47525 posts) - - Show Bio

Calling Sha after a fight

"So um... Sha, I just wanted to say... sorry for giving you that back eye... again... but to be fair, I'm kinda deaf out of the ear I'm using the phone on, so I'm hoping this IS your answering machine and no not talking to you while you try yelling at me to let me know your there and stuff. ANYWAYS I gotta go, lets get some cookies soon! On me this time!"

#35 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27119 posts) - - Show Bio

@Feral Nova said:

Calling Sha after a fight

"So um... Sha, I just wanted to say... sorry for giving you that back eye... again... but to be fair, I'm kinda deaf out of the ear I'm using the phone on, so I'm hoping this IS your answering machine and no not talking to you while you try yelling at me to let me know your there and stuff. ANYWAYS I gotta go, lets get some cookies soon! On me this time!"

ROFL

#36 Posted by Westlife (1798 posts) - - Show Bio
@FALLENprophet


Yeah. It's me. Alex. But I guess you probably already knew that. Unless you got a wrong number or something. If not, leave a message. Or don't.

*Bleeeep*


*Breathes heavily into phone.*

#37 Posted by FALLENprophet (6586 posts) - - Show Bio

@Westlife said:

@FALLENprophet

Yeah. It's me. Alex. But I guess you probably already knew that. Unless you got a wrong number or something. If not, leave a message. Or don't.

*Bleeeep*

*Breathes heavily into phone.*

#38 Posted by Westlife (1798 posts) - - Show Bio
@FALLENprophet
#39 Posted by _Wolf_Spider_ (824 posts) - - Show Bio

@Random person he found in phone book:
"Hello sir or madame, I understand you ordered fifty jars of mayonnaise from Ello Mayo industries?" *in old man voice*

#40 Posted by FALLENprophet (6586 posts) - - Show Bio

@Westlife: lol I knew you were going to use that

#41 Posted by Final Arrow (24388 posts) - - Show Bio

@Feral Nova: "Rina I don't see why I require one of these things," "GAMBLER HAS ONE"........"YOU'VE REACHED FINAL ARROW IF YOU WISH TO DIE, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE" "BEEP"

"So um... Sha, I just wanted to say... sorry for giving you that back eye... again... but to be fair, I'm kinda deaf out of the ear I'm using the phone on, so I'm hoping this IS your answering machine and no not talking to you while you try yelling at me to let me know your there and stuff. ANYWAYS I gotta go, lets get some cookies soon! On me this time!"

"WTH"

#42 Posted by Feral Nova (47525 posts) - - Show Bio

@Final Arrow: LMFAO damn it Arrow! You made me laugh so hard xD I woke up my mom and now she's all pissed at me lol

#43 Posted by Westlife (1798 posts) - - Show Bio
@FALLENprophet
It's the natural response.
#44 Posted by _Quickster_ (1531 posts) - - Show Bio

. . .

*Booooop!*

"Hey, uh, Crowdude? Listen, don't ask. But hey, listen. It's Quickster. Remember how you promised me we'd go climbing someday? Well, I've been waiting, and you still haven't shown. Did you get any of my other messages, or emails? Call me so I can make sure I got the right ones, okay?"

Hang up

#45 Posted by _Psy_ (3410 posts) - - Show Bio
@_Lucent_: 
"-Leave a message after the beep."
BEEP
"Hey, umm, I think we've met.. not under the best of circumstances. You saw me in costume, beating down some guy.. and you tried to stop me. I would of done the same. I just wanted to say sorry for the mishap and any bumps or bruises I left you with."
BEEP
#46 Posted by CellphoneGirl (18764 posts) - - Show Bio

@Final Arrow: ROFL!

#47 Edited by _Psy_ (3410 posts) - - Show Bio

I think a "Unknown Caller" profile should be made public and placed in the OP with it's password. Would make it more interesting.

#48 Posted by Surkit (11603 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Unknowncaller_ said:

"Time we had a chat. meet me at the bayside bridge tomorrow at midnight"

click

He completely ignored that too -_-

I'll pm MR the account

#49 Posted by _Titan (3364 posts) - - Show Bio

ring ring

"Your moms a hell of a technician...Did you know she knows how to undo any failsafe? Impressive woman she is... be seeing you soon baby..."

click

( >;D)

#50 Posted by Marksman (1352 posts) - - Show Bio

@Surkit said:

@_Unknowncaller_ said:

"Time we had a chat. meet me at the bayside bridge tomorrow at midnight"

click

He completely ignored that too -_-

I'll pm MR the account

"The Bayside Bridge, huh? I might make the effort."