Never ending story....

Ok here it goes you probably heard of it before but here we go....im gonna start the story off and the next poster pick up from where i left off and so on and so on XDD....

Ok once upon a time there was a land of great rich soil, meadows and kingdoms called ASEland, Aseland was composed of 5 kingdoms, zerothy, metrioth city, renasance, rachnia, and ceveland. and there was a rpincess who dreadfully needed a king but saw no her father, King Patric III saw no man worthy of all of ASEland for his daughter accept a man named talon and this man was handsome, kind and had a smile that could light up an entire village. but his daughter princess leaura wanted something other than love, she wanted to be a warrior, so she left the kingdom and traveled to one of the other 5 cities within ASEland........

This has been done so many times, but  I can not find it anywhere...

She rode on her unicorn, Pepe; up the highest moutnains of Ceveland they traveled. Once she arrived to the city, the princess immediatly enlisted for kung fu lessons. But before she could do so, she removed all the goden locks from her scalp completely. She needed to disguise herself as a man so all the kingdoms wouldn't recognize the princess.

But then Superman accidentally killed her with his heat vision during a battle with Darkseid.

The death of the very first transvestite enraged the world and they shot a nuke at Superman

Though the princess suffered a horrific event, concluding the end of her life, she was resurrected by a native wizard of Ceveland. "Bald one, yu okay?"


(nice power nexus lol)

she responds with"yes but i remember only the ugliest creature fighting with a handsome man in blue tights" And the wizard gives her abilities to fly, ice breath and the ability to manipulate light.

"go kill the basards" says the wizard, and so she goes off to accomplish a mssion within a mission...

And then the Princess go's on to fight these two only to have been hit by Darkseid's Omega beams, but it only transported her to the other side of the world where she meets Batman and he asks "Are you okay"

She is not okay..Than she groin punches him.

Then she is captured then jumped in the batcave by dick grayson and alfred....she is then questioned horribly not remembering a thing but what the waizard told her, she eventually breaks free and finds herself in central city....which is far away from ASEland

She walks through Central City, but is shocked to see a huge dragon flying high in the air

Then Batman transports her to New York City where she happens to get almost run over by a car when Spiderman suddenly saves her.

then they make out and spend the night together.... and next day, she's pregnant

She is saved by the sensationa spiderman and actually kisses him finally thinking that this is her real knight in shining armor, "uhhh naa im just your friendly neighborhood spiderman" says peter parker.

she then suits up and becomes a hero in new york city and runs into spiderman on one of his mission and he suddenly falls for her in her gorgeous outfit...

than spiderman turns into a  zombie and bites her than she gets away from spiderman being droped 5 floors than batman grabs her-

She then gets on her computer that magicly appers out of nowhere and gets on Comic Vine, and then makes a thread called "Never ending story"

Then she types to the smartass on the thread"HAHA very funny" XDD

She then falls off a building and is once again saved by Spider-Man, but she is freacked out to see that it isn't Spider-Man who saved her, it was Venom!

Venom is than later attacked by storm.

then a cadre of deer drove on to the scene in a tank

The tank was than destroyed

the princess then got up off the ground and asked"who tha fuck is writting this story?!?!?!?!" and runs to the nearest house and finds herself on the side of a tall building which was tony starks industries..

And than she said..You should edit your post and take out the language.

then Marlon Brando came back to life and transformed into a gigantic mass of tentacles and ate everyone

Than the last survivor also known as John Travolta stuck an orange slice in his mouth

The girl then ran into the deep dark woods, she kept running and didn't look back, she just looked forward towards the light at the end of the forest, not knowing where it would lead

she ended up at my house...we had a few drinks and then we made sweet love =]

She then ran out of the house screaming at what she had seen, never to speck of it ever again...

Hey she was DRUNK

then wen she ran out drunk she was run over by a gigantic truck wich was really a Transformers......

The Transformer then took the girl to Eygpt. She landed into the clod sand, rolling down a huge sand hill...

when she landed, Lara Croft found her and tought it was a mummy and blew her up, but because Lara killing the girl the Transformer went crazy and faced Lara Croft (The Tomb Raider) Lara then took out a Rocket Launcher out of nowhere and.......

...Megatron landed on top of Lara Croft, killing her, Optimus Prime then landed behind Megatron, cutting his head off. Magen Fox the nwalked up and picked up Lara Crofts guns and said "I can't be Wonder Woman and I can't be She-Hulk...So maybe I'll just take this role"...Then Ironhide trips falling on top of Ms. Fox (SPLAT!)...

Then the Transformer was revealed being controled by Angelina Jolie, and said to Megan:" This is what you get for trying to take my role as Lara Croft b!t@h!!!!!!!!!" But then all Egypt exploded killing everybody in the scene, the explotion was made by...................

John Mccain, after losing the election he become a terrorist bent on world domination

...The girl then woke up in a unknown location, she just walked and walked...and walked, until she made her way to a little town that was a few miles outside of Paris

She stumbled into my bedroom and once again we made sweet and drunken love =]

Only to reveal that Mccain was really a cyborg alien in disguise who wanted to make poorly made electronics and sell them to american consumers

teh horror =[

Then she encountered Edward Cullen, who took her to his home, took care of her and then he made love with her, but when she was taking a shower somebody opened the courtain and it was..............................

Aliens then come to Earth and offer the cure for cancer, AIDS, and numerous other diseases, in return for.......

El Chupacabra!!!!

The girl then motorcycle and rides off into the sunset, turns around because she was getting to hot

The girl fell over because she went crazy because of all of the diffrent storys going on in her life

And then Katy Perry appeared out of nowhere singuing her song: "I kissed a girl and I liked it".......

And God comes down and slaps Katy Perry for writing that song, before sending the story back to the beginning...

" And God comes down and slaps Katy Perry for writing that song, before sending the story back to the beginning... "

then she rejected you and you were attacked by evil robot monkeys with laser eyes!

I ran down the street as fast as I could..got my glock and busted caps in those monkeys @$$

The girl that walked away, trying to find her place in the world

I asked her out again...I had roses and a box of chocolates

But she turned you down took the chocolates, hit you with the roses, and then disapeared in less than an eye blink.....