Mirror Mirror Ooc:

@keepcalm: The event is taking place in the now, but you could use a western themed Jack the Giant Slayer from a different time period participating in the now. If that makes sense.

Good, evil? Who has time for that!? Not everyone can wisp magic words across the land nor do they want a letter to arrive long after someone is bloody dead! Why not hire the services of someone who can get it where it needs to go, in no time.
Harper's flying postal service.

@_harper_: LMAO nice

Just waiting on one more PM response and I'll drop a post here, probably tomorrow.

Forgot to comment on this earlier, but go for it son

Working on a post right now. Writing it half asleep and you can all blame Gambler.

@eternelle: Yeah f that dude!

@_pan_:

I SWEAR TO GOD

Took me way too long to write that.

@bluff_: I can see why though. That was one of the best posts I've ever read on here o_O

Bluff is legit

I feel like making a map of this world.

very cool concept i may chip in, even if its only a small part

@eternelle: @_pan_: Was mostly Thesaurus.com but thanks!

@bluff_: Nah, thesaurus.com cant help with flow and structure. It was a really really good story/post. I enjoyed it.

Found a somewhat fitting base map, purely fictional.

@_celt: Thats the Cambodia region there to the right. You can tell cause the Cambedians, dodians, dodines? Are known for their lite green complexions. Its true, I read that once. In a book, a book without pictures, so you know its true.

@the_real_ron_burgundy: Is this what happened to the Gambler account ?, name stuck

@cassuis_slay_knightfall: I love scotch

@the_real_ron_burgundy: lol i will take that as a yes.

@the_real_ron_burgundy: I could just type it into your autocue and make you just agree with me you know. Fortunately for you Cass hates technology.

I don't know if he's serious about the Cambodia part or not... *goes to check*

@the_real_ron_burgundy: i am still annoyed that i cant remember the pass and email for my Ashley Shaeffer account.

@the_real_ron_burgundy: lol pretty much i had to ditch my selling thread i half wrote with him as a result. Hence why i did it on this account. And it has long since vanished.

@cassuis_slay_knightfall: I believe "Hence" was an old sailing vessel used in the Civil War. Majestic craftsmanship.

@the_real_ron_burgundy: i thought it was an ancient Indian meaning Beavers genitals

@cassuis_slay_knightfall: Correct me if I'm wrong, but werent a Beaver's genitalia, or gentle-touch, as they were commonly referred to as by the Swedish explores Antfnfbnjbs and Ouijfnhhy, known as Gent Tales by the ancient Indians? Due in large part because of the elastic taint that stretched from sack to tail?

I think Ron is infectious....

@the_real_ron_burgundy:

@_celt: It only a minor case

@the_real_ron_burgundy: You are certainly a learned scholar, that is something i cannot confirm with my current understanding.

@cassuis_slay_knightfall: Well I dont like to brag, but I did graduate head of my class from Online U. Its a very prestigious university. I think Bill Gates went there as well.

I find I have this effect on most women ;)

@the_real_ron_burgundy: I posted a GIF.....I'm so f'n done with this site

I posted in the RPG. Good night you jerk.

@the_real_ron_burgundy: you're so weird....I'm not the crazy one

@the_real_ron_burgundy: I hear good things, and you gotta love college chicks.

Has anyone called dibs on Red Riding hood?

Thinking about making her into a notorious drug dealer

@feral_nova: Dibs.... Kidding going for it

@feral_nova: nope, turning 3 little pigs into WW2 type soldiers and the bad wolf into nazi wermacht commandos

IDK who to be

@shanana: little mermaid navy seal?

Grendel's mother. :P

@shanana: Do jack and Jill with a writting partner.

@eternelle: Loved it.

Or Morgan Le Fay, or the Wicked Witch of the West, or...

Tinker Bell :D

@kufu: @closure@clara_mass Posted. Let's ransack 'tis place 'n get ye them bananas me jolly monkey. Oh 'n Closure, let's hope ye make it out alive :P