@keepcalm: The event is taking place in the now, but you could use a western themed Jack the Giant Slayer from a different time period participating in the now. If that makes sense.
Good, evil? Who has time for that!? Not everyone can wisp magic words across the land nor do they want a letter to arrive long after someone is bloody dead! Why not hire the services of someone who can get it where it needs to go, in no time.
Harper's flying postal service.
@cassuis_slay_knightfall: Correct me if I'm wrong, but werent a Beaver's genitalia, or gentle-touch, as they were commonly referred to as by the Swedish explores Antfnfbnjbs and Ouijfnhhy, known as Gent Tales by the ancient Indians? Due in large part because of the elastic taint that stretched from sack to tail?
@cassuis_slay_knightfall: Well I dont like to brag, but I did graduate head of my class from Online U. Its a very prestigious university. I think Bill Gates went there as well.
I find I have this effect on most women ;)
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