Whale whale whale, what do we have here? I'll tell you what we got. We've got ourselves another installment of Maya Takamori's Epic Advantures! Woohoo, yeah!
Alright here's the haps. After screwing off on my last mission and failing to beat someone up like I said I would, I sorta disgraced my ninja honor, and so because of this I-- wait, what's that? We ninja have no honor, you say? Psh! Until you've taken a shuriken to the knee you can't tell me anything about honor, okay? Yeah, that's right. Real ninja talkin' , sit yo behind down! But as I was saying: because I disgraced my ninja honor, I decided to take a little hiatus from school amd the sisterhood of shadows-- but why, maya, why? Because Cindy Lauper said 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' --that's why. So what am I fixing to get myself into now? Well, I tried my hand at mugging already, so today I'll be trying something slightly different; but before I get into that, I have to update you on my status-- because yes, my digital ninja diary is now linked with several of my social network accounts on the internet-- so yes, that does mean that all of my diary entries starting from today are going to go live-- Yay! Heh, but back to the bigger story, the story of today's blog..
After roaming the rough streets of New York all by myself for the past few weeks I found myself huddling around a barrel fire with some nice slum people when I overheard a couple of them talking about this blonde guy coming into town with a special package. I was like: what, a 'special package'? I wonder what it could be.. so I took it upon myself to investigate Blondie and guess what??? My shenanigans have led me to a Yacht Island-- can you believe that?! An Island-- sitting on top of a Yacht! Wow!
Anywho, there's lots of people here --obviously, since it's a tropical yacht island paradise and what not-- but that won't be a problem because Blondie's the only person besides myself who hasn't touched a drink on this little boat ride. That made it very easy for me to plan my this thing out. See, before tonight's party inside of the yacht island bar, I went ahead and 'spiked the punch'-- with GHB. Now all I have to do is wait for Blondie to come out to the deck so I can make off with that package..