Make up Random Facts about the character above you.

This is just like the Random Facts about your character, but instead it is up to the next person to come up with Random Facts that are meant to be comical. Try to have fun with it without getting too carried away. I started this topic so now someone gets to poke fun at Rico and make up whimsical facts about him. Oh and I don't get offended because I don't have any shame. So have fun.

He looks in the mirror everday saying... "I'd F--- me"

Is unable to cry

Is unable to ejaculate

A rapist.

Once ate 100 laxatives as a dare.

Possibly owns a white van spray canned on the side panel "Free Candy"

Can only reach being fully aroused to the sound of bunnies being slaughtered.

Once threatened to throw a dolphin into the Kamelot reception area.

He kissed a boy and he liked it.

Was teased as a boy by members of other pantheons

Was the boy that Kurt kissed.

Has nasty fantasies about Kurt O_o

Likes making emoticon faces.

Is a gort.

Changed his last name from "Suave"

Actually pretends to be an alcoholic to lull more powerful metahumans into underestimating him just to survive.

is a a hermaphrodite.

Is aroused by this enlightenment.

Is bald

Secretly has a prejudice for humans

Still wets the bed.

Recovering alcoholic

Likes to drink Dr.Pepper.

Still sleeps with a nightlight on and always checks under the bed for scary monsters.

Has held ten different earths on his back.

His last edge up (Hair cut) was a year ago.

He has a terrific singing voice.

Scared of the dark

Lastpyre got heatstroke at summer camp when he was 7

Loves the Twilight movies. and owns them all on Blue Ray

Can't fight and resorts to guns!

His parents would call him embarrassing nicknames until he was in his twenties

He thinks Justin Bieber should win a Nobel prize.

Wears an adult diaper

Is a professional Roger Taylor impersonator.

Cloned himself and has sex with his clone...Basically he is taking masturbation to a whole new level

Is an original Mouseketer

Has never been able to part with his childhood teddy, not due to sentimental reasons. Because his teddy is alive and a mad scientist evil genus who has used a mind control serum on him so that he would not toss him away. His teddy has a secret laboratory hidden inside of his closet. Under a pile of old dirty clothes.

Has eleven toes on both feet

@kriskros:

married to the devil

d^_^b

When he actually speaks, he puts two thumbs up after every time he is done talking.

Likes to dress up in womens clothes

Likes to spy on Mr Smiles while he is wearing women's clothing.

Is a Eric Cartman impersonator

Is one of the greatest man in history.

A mere mortal

Secretly watches old ladies shower.

Is completely hairless

Spays and neuters his pets.