#1 Posted by Rico_Atlas (122 posts) - - Show Bio

This is just like the Random Facts about your character, but instead it is up to the next person to come up with Random Facts that are meant to be comical. Try to have fun with it without getting too carried away. I started this topic so now someone gets to poke fun at Rico and make up whimsical facts about him. Oh and I don't get offended because I don't have any shame. So have fun.

#2 Posted by _Spectral_ (151 posts) - - Show Bio

He looks in the mirror everday saying... "I'd F--- me"

#3 Posted by The_Puzzler (6486 posts) - - Show Bio

Is unable to cry

#4 Edited by _Cain_ (23659 posts) - - Show Bio

Is unable to ejaculate

#5 Posted by The_Puzzler (6486 posts) - - Show Bio

A rapist.

#6 Edited by Pyrogram (41269 posts) - - Show Bio

Once ate 100 laxatives as a dare.

#7 Edited by _Spectral_ (151 posts) - - Show Bio

Possibly owns a white van spray canned on the side panel "Free Candy"

#8 Posted by Rico_Atlas (122 posts) - - Show Bio

Can only reach being fully aroused to the sound of bunnies being slaughtered.

#9 Posted by Pyrogram (41269 posts) - - Show Bio

Once threatened to throw a dolphin into the Kamelot reception area.

#10 Posted by Rico_Atlas (122 posts) - - Show Bio

He kissed a boy and he liked it.

#11 Posted by _Cain_ (23659 posts) - - Show Bio

Was teased as a boy by members of other pantheons

#12 Posted by Rico_Atlas (122 posts) - - Show Bio

Was the boy that Kurt kissed.

#13 Posted by Pyrogram (41269 posts) - - Show Bio

Has nasty fantasies about Kurt O_o

#14 Posted by _Atomikill_ (4340 posts) - - Show Bio

Likes making emoticon faces.

#15 Edited by Rico_Atlas (122 posts) - - Show Bio

Is a gort.

#16 Posted by _Cain_ (23659 posts) - - Show Bio

Changed his last name from "Suave"

#17 Posted by Armistice (4132 posts) - - Show Bio

Actually pretends to be an alcoholic to lull more powerful metahumans into underestimating him just to survive.

#18 Edited by Major_Blackstar (815 posts) - - Show Bio

is a a hermaphrodite.

#19 Posted by Rico_Atlas (122 posts) - - Show Bio

Is aroused by this enlightenment.

#20 Edited by Major_Blackstar (815 posts) - - Show Bio

Is bald

#21 Posted by _Cain_ (23659 posts) - - Show Bio

Secretly has a prejudice for humans

#22 Posted by Major_Blackstar (815 posts) - - Show Bio

Still wets the bed.

#23 Posted by _Spectral_ (151 posts) - - Show Bio

Recovering alcoholic

#24 Posted by ShadowSwordmaster (16402 posts) - - Show Bio

Likes to drink Dr.Pepper.

#25 Posted by Rico_Atlas (122 posts) - - Show Bio

Still sleeps with a nightlight on and always checks under the bed for scary monsters.

#26 Posted by Maximus_Newcastle (1798 posts) - - Show Bio

Has held ten different earths on his back.

#27 Posted by _Spectral_ (151 posts) - - Show Bio

His last edge up (Hair cut) was a year ago.

#28 Posted by Backstabber (306 posts) - - Show Bio

He has a terrific singing voice.

#29 Posted by LastPyre (1009 posts) - - Show Bio

Scared of the dark

#30 Posted by Laughingstock (1519 posts) - - Show Bio

Lastpyre got heatstroke at summer camp when he was 7

#31 Posted by Backstabber (306 posts) - - Show Bio

Loves the Twilight movies. and owns them all on Blue Ray

#32 Posted by evilvegeta74 (4530 posts) - - Show Bio

Can't fight and resorts to guns!

#33 Posted by _Cain_ (23659 posts) - - Show Bio

His parents would call him embarrassing nicknames until he was in his twenties

#34 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (15127 posts) - - Show Bio

He thinks Justin Bieber should win a Nobel prize.

#35 Posted by SillyWilly (105 posts) - - Show Bio

Wears an adult diaper

#36 Posted by Rico_Atlas (122 posts) - - Show Bio

Is a professional Roger Taylor impersonator.

#37 Posted by _Spectral_ (151 posts) - - Show Bio

Cloned himself and has sex with his clone...Basically he is taking masturbation to a whole new level

#38 Posted by MisterMorgue (156 posts) - - Show Bio

Is an original Mouseketer

#39 Posted by Rico_Atlas (122 posts) - - Show Bio

Has never been able to part with his childhood teddy, not due to sentimental reasons. Because his teddy is alive and a mad scientist evil genus who has used a mind control serum on him so that he would not toss him away. His teddy has a secret laboratory hidden inside of his closet. Under a pile of old dirty clothes.

#40 Posted by KrisKros (110 posts) - - Show Bio

Has eleven toes on both feet

#41 Posted by superstay (10475 posts) - - Show Bio
#42 Posted by Enz0 (2530 posts) - - Show Bio

When he actually speaks, he puts two thumbs up after every time he is done talking.

#43 Posted by KrisKros (110 posts) - - Show Bio

Likes to dress up in womens clothes

#44 Posted by Rico_Atlas (122 posts) - - Show Bio

Likes to spy on Mr Smiles while he is wearing women's clothing.

#45 Posted by Backstabber (306 posts) - - Show Bio

Is a Eric Cartman impersonator

#46 Posted by Backstabber (306 posts) - - Show Bio

Is one of the greatest man in history.

#47 Posted by SithLantern93 (2191 posts) - - Show Bio

A mere mortal

#48 Edited by Dark_Vengeance_ (15127 posts) - - Show Bio

Secretly watches old ladies shower.

#49 Edited by KrisKros (110 posts) - - Show Bio

Is completely hairless

#50 Posted by mikex20 (2771 posts) - - Show Bio

Spays and neuters his pets.