Washington D.C
After a "misunderstanding" with a major Los Angeles gang that left three warehouses exploded wrecks and two city blocks radioactive, Glitch had traveled all across the country in search of parts for his damaged ship. Riding on the back of a helpful man's pick-up truck, he was brought over to the outskirts of D.C, near the Potomac river. "You sure 'bout goin' in there? Hell of a warzone lil' robot, both sides gonna get antsy if you walk in hittin' 'em both." The trucker warned him, but Glitch shook his head. "Nah, I ain't worried, war's my element. Just going to walk to this "white house" and ask for parts from your president. Don't really care about this "reg act", detaining me would get Colonel Alloy's bolts in a bunch anyway." Glitch quipped before nodding and handing the trucker some gold before stepping off, the three foot tall droid unafraid of the mess of battling metahumans, u-men, looters, police officers, and distrustful public.
One officer tried to stop him, a man in full Riot uniform and armor. "No entry past here R2-D2." He growled before glitch simply punched him in the balls and walked away as the man crumpled to the ground whimpering in absolute pain. "M...mommmyy..." The officer whined as he squirmed on the ground while glitch went on his path, planning to simply walk to the white house. "D...dispatch...t-that ps...psycho alien robot fro...from angeles...gave me a kick in...jeeeesussssss..." The officer managed to breathe into his walkie talkie. Taking out a thermite cigar, glitch lit the stick and placed it in his mouth as he switched to his scatter-blaster for close combat.
Within moments, an army detatchment broke off from it's patrols to veer around to stop Glitch. An M1A2 Abrams tank thundered down the rubble ladened pathways of D.C, accompanied by several groups of infantry men who immediately laid out a heavy barrage of firepower punctuated by the earth shattering kaboom of the Tank's main gun. Unfortunately; as the military was expecting someone about three feet taller, every shot missed glitch by a mile. When their ammo clips ran dry, the soldiers took a look around. "We got 'im!" They shouted excitedly before a grenade was lobbed at them.
It looked a bit like a spike ball, but the spikes looked awfully like pro-And at that point tasers shot out in all directions to jab all of the army grunts and send them convulsing to the ground, while an EMP wave short circuited and disabled the tank. Casually striding past them, the walking arsenal whistled a jaunty tune as he made his way to the white house, consulting a map every now and then. However, a U-man soon blocked his path. "Halt machine, present registration or be detai-" It started before Glitch cut him off with a wave. "No, no, where's YOUR registration?" The machine responded, chomping his cigar a bit. "I...I don't understand." The U-man responded, confused. "You see, I'm an official of the Droid Republic of Ironstar, so I ask the questions. Where's YOUR registration?" Glitch calmly asked, shifting his cigar a bit in his mouth.
"I...I don't have o-" The U-man responded before Glitch, now having the thing on the run mentally, pressed his advantage. "Right then, well now you have to detain yourself." Glitch responded, folding his arms and tapping his right foot. "As a U-man I was never presented with such fi-" It went on before glitch interrupted him again. "Is there any specific exception for U-men?" Glitch asked, smirking ever so slightly. "No..." It finally responded before Glitch went on. "Ergo, you must arrest yourself." He concluded, and the confused U-man's head promptly exploded out of confusion, leaving the powerfully muscled body to slump to the ground while Glitch continued to walk on by.
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