I Got A Golden Ticket (OOC)

The lottery, Its a great invention. For just a few pennies down a person can walk away with billions. People all around the world are addicted to buying card after card hoping for the mother lode. But never before, has one little lonely lottery ticket changed two lives so much! One is Jason, other wise know as The Backstabber, who is a looser, whose ego is bigger than the guns he carries. He dreams constantly of being the greatest Assassin for hire ever. The other is the 4T unit. A most irritating Hyper Bot Prototype with a speech problem and a few screws loose, if you know what I mean. But now these two individuals are fighting. Not over pride or land or even actual cash. They are fighting over a lottery ticket that may or may not be worth something. So in the end of this off centered battle, one of these two will be victorious, and they and they alone can claim “I Got a Golden Ticket!”

Don't Laugh, Okay Laugh. This is a Closed battle between @ir1t-4t and @backstabber

All Jokes and Comments go here....Enjoy!

*insert sound clip of Claptrap saying "it's happening. It's happening!" Here*

Throws a parade

Throws a music-filled party because parties are betterer and less boring than parades.

@backstabber: That's not fair, I can't top the Beatles!

@ir1t-4t: No one can!

@backstabber: Alright mister, you win round one on the OOC, but there's more mischief and memes to be had (I refuse to say da plus nk)

@ir1t-4t: I'd say bring it on, but Backstabber couldn't care less about you.

@backstabber: That won't be true for long >;)

@ir1t-4t: I'm sorry, did you say something?

Aww! I wanted to be in his first real RP! But this is just as well. Have fun!

Don't worry, I'll make quick work of R2D2 then we can rumble

I will make you eat those words. Would you like that with ketchup or devastation?

You guys are sweet.

These pairs of trash talk actually both gave me individual chuckles.

Glad to see you back and glad to see you in action!

Chocolate factory tickets?

@ir1t-4t: First post is up,

Let the game begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@backstabber: looking awesome. Not gonna be able to post until tomorrow, though. :/

@neon_leon: No worry, I myself am a slow poster. I some times even take up to a week.

So all Jason's told us about Joe is that he "doesn't judge an alcoholic"...

...if a perverted booze hound like yourself wins then there is no God, you good for nothing worthless loser.” - Joe

He judges Jason. He judges so hard.
(So glad to see you're back! This place could use some levity >_>)

(Glad to be back) and sometimes Jason lives in a delusional world. LOL

@backstabber: Getting to work on my post now!

Yeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't wait, but I know you can't rush perfection

@backstabber: Done! Today didn't turn out to be perfection day, but I'm happy with what came out, it's definitely not my worst post ever.

I thought it was great post, but I got to ask "Who is Ivana?"

Oh and I should have my post up in a day or two! But it will bring us face to face!

@backstabber: Ivana is @the_shogun. She's 4T's current handler. But that shouldn't affect this RP, I don't think.

@ir1t-4t: Impressed, I didn't know you worked with her!

and even if she was, it won't save you from your fate! (starts an evil laugh..then starts coughing)

@backstabber: *hands you medicine, but doesn't tell you it's sedatives*

Thank, see we don't have to fight we can friend....frien...frie...fri...fr.....(falls into a deep coma)

@ir1t-4t

Posted, and I give you the honor of first attack, and if you do not wish to, be assured Jason will definitely in his next post.

@backstabber: I'll have a post up by tomorrow night, I didn't forget!

@neon_leon: No problem, take all the time you need.

Against all conventional wisdom that says sleep matters, I posted.

@backstabber: BTW, I regret half of the jokes in that post.

@ir1t-4t: Loved the post, especially when you broke the fourth wall.

@neon_leon@ir1t-4t

Posted and take that

B'TCH

@backstabber: oh it's on. It is on like yourmom dawt cawm. 4T is definitely referencing your moves BTW.

That's cool, you fool, cause I got the tools to make ya drools (Something like that)

@backstabber: don't think you caught what I got, cuz you ain't messing with my bot!

@nerotheinferno:

Well you're a has been, drinking Gin, living in sin, sleeping with your own kin,

wait that's me ?!?!?!?!

@backstabber: you just gave me this game, I make a wave at your dame and she mine, you're fadin, mayne, and just to let you know, you're shamefully lame.

@ir1t-4t: You can kiss my butt you, you rusting robotbutt!

@backstabber: Centenarian derriere.

@ir1t-4t: Speak English you pile of nuts and bolts!

@ir1t-4t: Got to say again how I loved the fact Ir1t-4t broke the 4th wall, that been my favorite part of the game so far!

@backstabber: oh, he's not done XD

"I'll speak whatever language I want, as long as it makes a PG rating."

@ir1t-4t: Ha Ha,

can't wait to read what he does next then, (Shivers)

@backstabber: I'm so sorry I didn't post today, I will do so tomorrow. Also, please help, I am a certifiable alt-oholic.

Again No Rush, I don't mind waiting,

Beside I broke my own rule of playing one RPG at a time, so now I'm in two games meaning there might be a delay between my posts.

and as for an alt-oholic "Welcome to the club!"