How Would Your Character............?

Somehow tell the fly nothing makes sense and things don't work out like they should.....how I'd do it...hmmm....Impossible for Kurt.

HWYC Evade Batman for 1 year?

@pyrogram: People, Jon Angar the Bear solos the Batman universe! he doesn't need to evade Batman!

HWYC become God?

Move to the Marvel Universe, and then pray,

HWYC fix the SuperBowl?

Don't know.

HWYC convince a Star Sapphire to sleep with you?

I'm Waezi2, bitch:)

HWYC handle the crazy cop from Smosh?

Punch him.

HWYC get along with the Star Sapphires?

He'd probly hypnotize some to become his... 'recreational' slaves.

HWYC survive a beating from Doomsday?

Jon Angar would get his shields up.

HWYC react to Two Girls One Cup?

Burn my eyes

HWYC react to Kingpin seating on you?

Shove him off at mach 20.

HWYC become a super saiyan?

He'd kill all the other saiyans until there was only one. That's how it works, right?

HWYC collect five million dollars in twenty minutes?

Reach into his pocket, pull out the phone, and make a call.

HWYC beat the Devil in a game of chance with his soul on the line?

Jon Angar is pretty awesome at chance so he should find a way to win, it not then he punches the Devil in the face! LOL!

HWYC stop the universe from blowing up?

I honestly don't they could...And they probably wouldn't want to anyways

HWYC beat death embodied?

I don't know.

HWYC create an army?

By literally creating one with things from Flipside.

HWYC put Doomsday down?

Jon blasts him with his anti-cosmic blast (it's a planet buster + blast) though Doomsday will most likely comeback.......................

HWYC make an empire?

With one loyal soldier at a time

HWYC stay cold on a hot summer without electricity?

Be in the Antarctic!!!!!

HWYC stay under water for two hours?

He couldn't. Water is his bane.

HWYC retire from being a hero/villain?

Don't know.

HWYC become omnipotent?

Lie steel and cheat

HWYC teach a baby hulk, to use the potty

Dawww does baby Hulky Wulky want his Gamma radiated milky wilky? Oh god...no not there! Oh sweet God not on the rug!

HWYC have 'naked bed activites' with Miley(current)

Both eyes shot.

HWYC defeat a Thor on a drinking contest?

I would talk him into taking three drinks for every one drink that I take. Seeing as how he is a Mighty Thunder God and I am just a God of Swagger, he should still easily be able to defeat me for sure. Truth being I could probably drink just as much as him, so while he attempts to show off he will of course reach his limit first and I will still be going strong.

HWYC cheer up a child who was traumatized by a scary clown?

Ummm...this is awkward....

HWYC win poker night with the Avengers?

Become a telepathic and control their minds

HWYC avoid be caught on camera and thus ending up on the news

He wouldn't he loves attention so he wouldn't avoid being on the news at all.

HWYC stop a train filled with explosives rigged to explode if anyone tampers with the train, from crashing into a planed wreck within a city filled with innocents?

He wouldn't, just laugh as it happens.

HWYC break the ice while meeting in-laws for the first time?

Lapdance.

HWYC respond to their favorite band being launched into space for the first interspecies alien contact?

Well....... Jon Angar the Bear is an alien and is a well known one as well though out the universe so he shouldn't mind.

HWYC get 100 hot women to fall in love with you?

Through a hell of a lot of work, seduction and connecting XD. He isn't Andres or Quintus, pu$$y doesn't just fly at him

HWYC stop a runaway train?

Jon Angar uses his robotic arm + his superb super strength.

HWYC survive the Purge?

Kill anyone who attempts to attack him

HWYC survive an earthquake of a magnitude of 9.5?

Jon Angar uses his shields to survive or uses his jet pack to fly away.

HWYC have a good time in the pub?

Enticing the local thugs into a brawl, taking them down, finding out where the roughest place in town is and finding his fun there.

HWYC break out of prison with no gear and their powers taken away?

When the guard isn't looking Jon steals his keys and opens the door and sneaks out of prison (Jon Angar is a skilled stealth guy and a brilliant escape artist).

HWYC stop the Earth from blowing up?

Depends on the cause of the earth's destruction. Most likely, manipulate a more powerful character into doing it for her.

HWYC survive without a head?

maybe as a ghost

HWYC beat Gambit in a game of poker?

Jon Angar the Bear can't, he actually suck at poker.

HWYC convince Galactus to not eat the earth?

A silent scolding and a few recitations from classic literature.

HWYC tell a trap from a girl?

Jason is quite familial with the ladies, even if he pays for it

HWYC tell their father they love him?

Well Jon Angar the Bear's dad got shot right in front of him as a little kind so he can say that he loves him right now :(

HWYC survive in a haunted submarine at the bottom of the ocean?

@jwwprod: Kill anything supernatural that really wanted to hurt me. SIMPLE AS THAT!

HWYC Deal with being dead

Don't know.

HWYC balance on his or her finger?

HA! Reficul reality warps or just just balances on his own without any powers!

WYC stop a Kaiju attack?

I suppose time travel back to before the gate was open and destroy it (either during it opening or even before it opens)

HWYC choose to die?

In some p****y

HWYC kill an immortal?

Bury them in cement

HWYC Wish to be remembered?

Someone who tried to do the best he could for himself and everyone despite the endless mindfuck of a world we live in.

HWYC attempt to find a lover?