How Would Your Character............?

Hay guys! I thought I'd start a new RPG game thread similer to the "Your Character vs.....Who?" and "Your Character vs......an Event" etc threads.

I called this one "How Would Your Character............?"

Rules are simple and similer to the other threads I said about.

Example:

User 1: HWYC survive in a desert for two days?

User 2: Get some enough supplies like food before going.

HWYC clime Mount Everest?

User 3: With his jumping powers.

HWYC get along with the Green Lanterns?

Ok I think you how to play now so lets go!!!!

I'll start first.

HWYC be able to eat 1000 burgers?

My character would find a spell to shrink the burgers so they collectively make up the same mass as one burger.

HWYC tame a lion

With a wink, (It's an inside joke)

HWYC deal with extensive sunburn

Probably aloe. From Sonic.

HWYC act in a pie eating contest

Tyrant 13 could use chi to quicken his digestion.

HWYC act after an attempt on their life by an unknown attacker?

Jon Angar the Bear would be fine, he has people trying to kill him all the time so it would be just like everyday life to him.

HWYC be able to survive watch both Titanic animated movies for 100 hours in a loop?

Force of will and training

HWYC give Hulk a wedgie and survive?

Sneak up on him, wedige lol, and turn intangible.

WHYC survive being set on fire?

Thermal energy. Let it set whilst energy-absorbing.
Aannnnd I just got a fun idea.

Hwyc resurrect Anthony Stark?

By asking Andres to bring him back to life.

HWYC deal with being arrested by the registration forces?

*Picks lock to cell with tail*
*Walks out of jail*
HWYC destroy a city?

Jon Angar would use his anti-cosmic blast.

HWYC get out of a box that's buried 300 feet underground?

Call for help.

HWYC survive being inside a submarine that crashed a mile under water.

Jon would quickly but his helmet on and activate his underwater breathing systems.

HWYC survive the Blackest Night?

No idea, this is pretty hard actually. But he could just try to kill a lantern and try to make the ring go to him, he would work good with green or yellow, and red in a classified form. So with a lantern ring and his tools and wits, he could clear this.

HWYC get rich in a week?

Get a job at a pizza making place, Jon Angar the Bear loves pizzas and is a expert at making Pizzas as well.

HWYC get the Heart of the Universe?

call up Thanos and say "listen bub we need to talk" one thanos tells me (through his own power or i beat it out of him!) i go get it

HWYC get along with Batman?

He wouldn't.

WHYC survive a nuclear explosion?

Jon Angar gets his shields up before the explosion.

HWYC get the Living Tribunal's respect?

I dunno... perhaps due to his title?

HWYC survive Hellfire?

@lowlaville: Is he one of your characters? Jon Angar the Bear probably uses all of his guns and powers and use his anti-cosmic blast to kill him, doubt it will work though.

HWYC solve the secrets of the omniverse?

@jwwprod: Er, No. Hellfire is a conceptual element that burns a 100 times hotter than the hottest fire on Earth, and only stops burning once the intended target is dead, right down to the soul.

Im sure my character Silver Brekken has already figured it out. He sees past, present and future simultaneously and knows everything that he is asked of. Therefore, if you ask him the secret of the omniverse, he already knows the answer to that.

HWYC solve the food shortage?

Decreasing Earth's population.

HWYC defeat Oni?

i would put a force field inside his brain and expand it. but thats only if i absolutely had too

HWYC interact with the powerpuff girls?

Jon Angar is really good with childs already so he gets on fine with the Powerpuff Girls =)

HWYC overcome the speed force?

I don't think Blackstar could

HWYC handle a whisper from Black Bolt

Jon Angar the Bear would get his shields up, his shields can take planet+ busting attacks for a short amount of time.

HWYC react to seeing the love of his or her life getting killed by his or her archenemy fight infront of his or her eyes?

Violently.

WHYC handle an enraged Superman?

Jon Angar the Bear would continually BFR him with his anti-cosmic blast and amp up his shields so he can go full in charge on Supes.

HWYC make Kick-Ass a better vigilante?

Training, Constant unrelenting Training

HWYC learn Batman's secret identity?

Jon Angar the Bear would absolutely curbstomp Batman but doesn't kill him only beats him up and then takes his mask off ;)

HWYC stop a solar system from blowing up?

Hand him over to Flipside and have him improved. Cyborgization, demon bonding, and such.

How would your character defeat the Borg?

Have a fleet of IFR ships with him and his superhero team with him, they blast though the Borg hive until they get to the core and blow it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HWYC react to the viner known as troller?

I call the Mods and let them deal with him

HWYC win a game of poker against Gambit and Professor X

Cheat using magic.
HWYC Kill The Hydra?

He creates two giant snakes with his daggers and they fight the hydra while Laughingstock goes apeshit on it.

HWYC make the joker sane

A shot in the head might be enough for some last sane seconds.

HWYC convince Capt. America to change his nationality?

Capten dum Nazi iz good

HWYC take a bath in the desert?

@beast_of_brass:

@ziah_darksong said:

@beast_of_brass:

Sorry, that was supposed to go in "how do you picture other characters". How it got to this thread I... I just don't know.

@ziah_darksong: Happens to the best of us.

Ziah can't come to the phone right now. D:

@scary_harry: Tyrant would just summon a raincloud.

HWYC stop a rampaging Aquaman? (he snapped from so many people saying he sucks)

@web_flotsam: Jon Angar the Bear shoots him or blasts him with his Anti-Cosmic blast.

HWYC Escape from New York?

@jwwprod:Teleport out,fairly simple.
HWYC survive being hunted by predators?

By killing them ;-P

HWYC escape from a crashing plane?

Jon Angar jumps out of the plane and uses his jet pack to fly away.

HWYC kill Doomsday for good?

She'd try to convince Andres or Vel to figure out how to do it.

HWYC prep to face the Batfamily, if your character had lost their powers?

Mistro has a plot device strapped to his wrist[Lol pretend i didnt say that],also an entire school of mutants,and the school has like the top notch tech.I might be able to do it.

HWYC live life without powers?

He would still be a very skilled soilder who is arguably on Master Chief's level.

HWYC survive a universal explosion?