House of Z: Liafador Palace

QS is BAMF

I think I'm back.

@adam_savage: Ay, welcome back bruh :o

@nighthunder: Maybeh....Maybeh.

So, there is this immigrant at uni that came from Germany. Freaking Germany, the cold beer and pretty blondes country that happens to have beaten my national team by 7 x 1 (was rooting for them, won't lie lol).

And then he comes up to me and asks if I like barbecue...

Dude, it's freaking Brazil.

FREAKING BRAZIL!

You even know what barbecue is here? It's a religion, a country-wide fever. If you can pronounce churrasco (barbecue) you can communicate with all of us. Football was invented only because people here were bored of having to debate about politics as they crunched that delicious, succulent meat. Beer was brought here because we needed something to accompany a barbecue aside from juice.

Dude, God took his seventh creation day off and invented barbecue, thus making his greatest invention of all-time. We breathe the steamy scent of the blazing coal, we talk the brazen language of steak, we savor that delightful food of gods as He wants us to savor it.

So if I like goddamn barbecue?

Well, f*** yeah! I may prefer other countries but when it comes down to barbecues there's no denying my roots!

Veggies can have their 'environment-friendly' eating habits, but my Sundays are in front of the heavenly grill, praising that scorching fire for bringing such fortune upon us, mere mortals.

All this time and I never knew that Rafael (@satar) watched Fate/Zero til I read through the character quotes thread (The page glitched when I was making a post on that thread, and went to page... 41? 40? I dunno).

*Massive German heritage boils*

@the_puzzler: He described it, not me!

But, oh, well. Beer and blondes >>>>> soccer and samba lmao

Holy, an INTP subreddit

I've found my people

You know that girl back in the day, the one who used to pick her nose and eat it...? Remember when you saw her again for the first time in freshman year and you ended up crushing on her, even though you know she used to be foul?

That's how I feel about Gotham right now :P

So they cast her as Jessica Jones

...

Riiight. I'll probably have to pass since I threw up in my mouth a bit.

Ooooh...so Jerome isn't the Joker, The Joker is, "an ideology and not one individual"

Ok, Cool

COOL

GREAT

2 hours and 31 minutes

Must.Contain.Hype.

Nope, nope nope nope

@dreadpool10: Yeah well,

Then I saw the bitch eat a booger again anyway, so redacted lol

OK

Typical flash ep, didn't get too many good gifs from it but im content.

Mas que nada :)

Partying was great as usual. Trolling was on-spot (cause there's nothing better than waking up your drunk friend with two cold glasses of water), jokes too, dancing is usually just funny as f*** and all the sh*t bros do together.

Pretty much the same, still trailing behind those dance moves and still awful with flirting (can you say you're awful at something you don't even try constantly?), but that's ok. I really dislike this thing of picking up girls for one entire party, and then going away saying you're lucky cause you kissed, like, 10. It's just treating the opposite sex as objects, like they have no feelings whatsoever. This might sound stupid, specially coming from a guy sobering up on his pajamas while laying in bed after a tequila party in which he sat through 30% of it, and mostly because it's me, but I'm much more of an old-romancer, like the gentleman sort that's cordial without being too pushy and possessive. It always interested me most, because you pretty much share emotions instead of just saliva and a few words.

That's drunken Drake random post of the day. Gotta sleep now, since there's no class today!

Good work everyone that's going to work ;P

Flash turned out to be way too girly IMO like seriously, I know the main actor is from Glee but that ish has to stop.

@adam_one:

Well tbh I don't picture the Flash as super manly either. I see him as the Spider-man of the team.

Time to wrap this up

@shanana:

Let me get one more post in.

@_nox_: Flash is a legitimate badass though. He's what Peter Parker/Spidey should have been. And his Rogues are freaking killed, yet the TV show really only worked with Heatwave, Cap Cold and their temperature related one-liners.

tl;dr I am disappointits.

@_nox_: ok

I just found a 11 yr old practicing scream metal on youtube. Oh the gold!

Same. Can't wait for Wally, hope he's more like the JLA Flash, picking up the wise crackin' slack that they straight dropped on the cutting room floor with GA

@_animus_: Look who's back

@shanana:Look who's still here :P

Very Sparingly lol. Welcome Back

@shanana: Still, my hat is tipped lol gotta be a record for you.

Thanks. I'm more sliding in gradually. I'm open to small stuff for now.

LOL IDK if there's anything small going on. Just trying to finish up these big events I have going on, so I can transition into a more relaxed role lol

@shanana: lol wish I had your work ethic. What's your secret anyway, riddelin?

Slept 8 hours. Woke up 4 pm.

F*** yeah!

@thunderwave: We need to make sibling swords for Drake and Adam.

@adam_one: Isn't Adam, like, 17?

@thunderwave: Yeah, he also kills people :/

Fun fact about Czech:

We don't sugarcoat shit. We use the term "Otrava." when refering to someone being obnoxious. However, this use of the term is derived, it's original purpose is used to indicate actual poisoning by substances.

To us, obnoxious people are literally poisoning our lives.

@adam_one: Drake killed people and he has no problem doing so (if extremely needed only) but it's more of a matter of time. Your character was born one year after he found his katana lol

@thunderwave: I didn't give Adam's sword a backstory yet though. >.>

@adam_one: You could have another Muramasa sword.

@thunderwave: I'm going for Masamune :P like in the old legend about the two swords.

@adam_one: Oh, so the evil dude with a good sword and the (arguably) good dude with an evil sword.

Nice! lmao

I'll get to all of my posts soon.

No more distractions; time to get busy.

I just allow myself to get really stressed in RL, and vent here lol

@shanana: Explains everything haha

Lord forgive my brother, he knows not what he does

I can't get enough of jim lee's flash and aquaman style, especially his aquaman