Founding members and adjutants post here. All those who wish to become a part of G.R.O.S.S. must swear fealty to the founding members
G.R.O.S.S. is not a team, we are a society.
"Prurience Man says:"Odinson says:"I'll pass."Your loss. Once you pass, you can never be considered again."
I'll pass. I like girls."
We only get rid of Slimy girls. That's a very small number of individuals.
"Am I still one of the members?"
@Walkingstone: You absolutely are.
This seems like one of those things I ignored when it was cool and underground, then jumped on the band wagon when it became popular and every n00b wants to join. Like Firefly (only waited 4 years). And Kevin Smith movies (my first one was Jay and Silent Bob).
Am I warm?
Donnieman v5.1 says:
"Prodigious Man says:"Donnieman v5.1 says:"Prodigious Man says:"Donnieman v5.1 says:"What does G.R.O.S.S. do?"
dominate what? the vine?"
In a manner of speaking."
I'll think about joining."
If the founding members deem you worthy. Good luck.
Donnieman v5.1 says:
"Who are the founding members?"
Prurience Man (my alter ego)
Gambler (but he quit, so now he's a traitor to our cause)
Dark Alpha (don't expect to see him again, but you never know)
G.R.O.S.S. is recruiting. You may petition to join by posting here.
You must receive three (3) "yes" votes from the founding members in order to become a member.
Once admitted to the society, you must swear fealty to the founders and to the society.
You may continue to be a part of any team on the Vine you choose, with the understanding that your ultimate allegiance belongs to the society.
You may not act in the name of the society in any RPG without the express approval of the founders.
You become a member for life. The only honorable way out of G.R.O.S.S. is via ritual suicide. If you depart from the Vine without taking your own life, you are eternally marked as a traitor to the society.
The founders may make up additional conditions at any time in the future.
We will outline the benefits of membership in a future posting.
To my fellow founders: Feel free to add to and otherwise embellish this list.
"7) All members must participate in the Calvinball game held at the annual G.R.O.S.S. family picnic.8) Stop snitchin'.*More rules to come.*
Post Edited:2007-07-11 18:24:32"
I stopped snitching a looonnng time ago. I is in, ja?
Well we're the founders because we were the first. You can't really become a founder...unless of course you have some sort of time travel machine.
Rule 9. All time travel machines or devices in the possession of members of G.R.O.S.S. become the shared property of the society.
You're swearing fealty to the entire society, not just us.
"Well we're the founders because we were the first. You can't really *become* a founder...unless of course you have some sort of time travel machine. Rule 9. All time travel machines or devices in the possession of members of G.R.O.S.S. become the shared property of the society. You're swearing fealty to the entire society, not just us."
I know I couldn't be a founder but as for swearing fealty to the founders, I was just going by the rules, as listed:
Prodigious Man says:
"2. Once admitted to the society, you must swear fealty to the founders and to the society."
Though that time machine idea is nice.
I vote yes for Ms. Invisible.
Forever, are you petitioning for membership?
As for swearing fealty to the founders as well as the society, I will amend the rule thus:
"2. Once admitted to the society, you must swear fealty to the to the society, and demonstrate loyalty to its founders and your fellow members."
Post Edited:2007-07-11 22:45:56
Use your keyboard!
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