Food Fight!

Sitting at a table playing with his mashed potatoes, Buckshot looked around the cafeteria. He saw methos and Walkingstone chatting it up in the corner, probably talking about phonebooths, screwdrivers and British stuff. EC and his gaggle of Marvel Fanboys were trying to convince everyone who would listen that Superman is in fact the devil. Forever and Slingshot were in deep conversation about pressing matters of a comic nature. Gambler was simultaneously hitting on about five girls at once while fesak and zero edge were on their laptops, submitting stuff even while they ate. All the forumites were engaged in some activity or another and Buckshot was bored out of his mind.

He tried (very hard) to resist that urges he felt when he looked at everyone around him and then at the mushy food in front of him. He tried, he really did, but he failed. Buckshot slowly lifted his tray of potatoes, corn and watermelon jell-o and looked for a target. For some reason his eyes locked on Eternal Chaos. Taking careful aim, Buckshot launched his tray…

Buckshot looked down and stifled a laugh as his tray smacked EC upside his head. When he looked back up though, any remnant of a smile was gone. He was amazed at how woefully he’d underestimated EC’s following. From what Buckshot could see, it had only taken 5 words to galvanize a good number of the diners. Waves of trays and random food were already headed his way and he only barely ducked under the table before they ripped through the air where his head had just been. Peeking his head back up he was greeted by a leg of chicken slamming into his face.

“AAAARRGGHH!!!”

Covering his right eye, Buckshot dropped back to the floor and flipped his table onto its side to create a barrier. With his back against the overturned table and food flying overhead, Buckshot moved one hand over the ground and threw everything he came across over his shoulder at his assailants. Wiping chicken grease from his eye with his other hand Buckshot called out to anyone, “Ken a brutha get some F---ing backup?!?”

For some insane reason Apparition had brought an apple pie to school for lunch that day. She was sitting fairly near EC so when Buckshot called out for help, she felt compelled to do something to aid him. So she calmy picked up her apple pie and made a move to smash it in his face!

Buckshot was about to shout out "I don't even like Superman that much" when a handful of cold pineapple jell-o dribbled down his back. The gelatin attack was so unsuspected that Buckshot jumped up in surprise and was pelted with even more food. Buckshot dove onto another table and slid down its length grabbing an apple and a tray on his trip. He chucked the apple back to nail the traitorous Liverwurst but didn't see if it hit because he was too busy using the tray as a shield/tennis racket.

Octagon Enigma says:

"((OOC: Do we have powers?))"

((OOC: You're thinking too hard.))
Post Edited:2007-10-13 01:44:36

Apparition felt that she had done her part, already hitting EC with an apple pie, but now this fight was getting out of hand. She was wearing a new white halter and thin white bra. With all of the liquid and food flying around she knew she would be in serious trouble if her top got wet.

Apparition pushed her chair back and dropped to her knees on the floor. She began to crawl quickly along the rows of tables headed for the door. Just then some milk ran off the table just in front of her. She was startled for a second and bolted upright only to just see some jello flying towards her!

"Eeep!" she said and barely moved out of the way in time. She ducked down again and looked for Forever. He would protect her from all of this flying food but he was nowhere to be found. Either he had slipped out or he was hiding behind a table somewhere. None of her friends were around! She just needed someone to hide behind until she made it to the door! She barely dodged an orange halve and had to duck down behind the tables again. This was getting maddening!

Heart of Infinity launched a giant container of Jello pudding (enough to make Bill Cosby orgasm) at Eternal Chaos, laughing uncontrollably

Octagon Enigma says:

"Seeing the assualt, Enigma lashed his spaghetti lasso upward, hooking a tray on it and knocking the pudding out of the air."

Lmao how does spagetti knock pudding

Maelstrom sat in the corner, wearing a rather large pimpish hat, while she scribbled in her notebook quickly, watching the on-going food fight from the corner of her eye. People came up to her whispering things, putting money in front of her and then quickly leaving. She was making bets on who the loser of this unfortunate little food fight would be. People were pouring in like moths to a flame. She grinned and happily counted the money, while tallying up the scores. So far many people thought EC would win. But she suspected Buckshot had an ace up his sleeve.

Infront of her lay a plate of nasty cream corn and she chucked it quickly towards the fray while screaming and trying to make her voice sound displaced. "Oh snaps, Spider-man is a n00b!" She got up quickly and moved to another corner while the people followed. "Bets here! Place your bets here people! The winner, male or female gets a date with Gambler!" She grasped the brim of her hat and smirked watching a flurry of idiots come to her.

App tried blocking and dodging the cherries but there were too many of them and they were coming way too fast. She turned her back and covered her chest with her arms. She silently cursed EC as the sharp sting of multiple cherries spread across her back. She could also feel her top begin to cling to her back as red juice soaked the back of her halter.

He's going to pay for this! App thought as she looked for something to throw. The only thing near her was a roll of french bread. She furrowed her brow, took the bread and as the rain of cherries finally slowed she turned and threw it with all her might. The bread fell clumsily to the floor.

Damnit! She wasn't used to throwing bread! She looked for something else and found a carton of opened milk. She grabbed that and hurled it in a high arc at EC.

"SONNAVABITCH! You're down now!* Grasps the betting box under her armpit and walks to the nearest table chucking food with one arm, all aimed at EC. "Die. Bed wetter!"
Post Edited:2007-10-13 02:20:41

App slid under a table just before the rain of milk cartons and water bottles that octy threw were able to reach her. As she crouched under the table water and milk cascaded down unceasingly, wetting her legs and capri pants.

What did I do to deserve this??? App almost said outloud as she waited for the cascade to end.

"Oh you're going down." She watched as the oranges came towards and snapped her fingers a wall of guys coming infront of her. They took the hit for her. She smirked towards EC and then turned grabbing a bookbag, emptying it's contents and then placing the betting box in it. She slung it across her shoulders, and now she had a Rambo type of look on her. She grabbed some eyeliner some dumb chick left behind and threw two marks under each eye.

"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!" And she started throwing everything around her towards EC. Corn, peas, mashed potatoes, carrots, meatloaf and gravy, and best of all apples.

Buckshot were beginning to get tired from smacking food out of the air with his tray and decided to step up his game. Throwing his tray like an oversized ninja star randomly behind him, Buckshot go to the head of one of the cafeteria tables and looked around for what he had in mind. Finding a soda machine he turned the table to face it and charged full force with the table ahead of him. Right before the table hit the machine Buckshot jumped on top of his battering ram and let its own momentum take it into the machine. The front of the Coke machine busted open on impact and the sudden stop sent Buckshot slamming into it. Not worrying about any minor injuries, Buckshot pushed away the table so he could grab the sodas that had fallen from the machine. Stuffing four in his pockets and taking three in each hand, Buckshot ran back to the action, shaking cans all the way. He spotted EC organizing his people while attacking Apparition and headed straight for him, running over the tops of tables and ignoring everyone else. Once he reached EC, his goons and their table/fortress he summersaulted over them and hurled the soda cans at the ground by their feet with all his might. Buckshot didn't look back to see the explosion, he just kept moving, planning his next move.

She watched him launch the apples and quickly doubled her efforts throwing out several mac and cheese plates at him. She hadn't been paying too much attention because if she had she would have seen the apples. But too busy on the attack, that she didn't have her defenses up and she was hit in the back by several apples.

"!" Her only expression on her face. "Die, you little maggot." And she pushed the guys to the side and ran towards EC, that was until she saw the soda pop bombs and then took a few steps back. Near her foot she saw it. Some soul must have dropped it after taking it from the lunchroom. Spaghetti. Her eyes grew with excitement and she grabbed a hand full of them and ran forward, she jumped up as to not get the soda on her shoes, or to slip and turned the palm of her hand down so that all the spaghetti was aimed towards ECs head, when she landed she ran towards the other end of the lunchroom and set up shop again.

"Bets. Place your bets!" And a throng of new students came towards her.

She made a little move with her hand at the same time tried to make the spaghetti gunk fly from her hands by flailing them and went back to her money making scheme. Already $500 bucks. Man, how sweet it was.

Scott sat behind his over-turned table he was soaked with milk and water

"God damn them all!!!" he muttered to himself

he looked over the table and saw OE standing up holding....ham, he wouldn't.

Scott looked around for the closest thing it was a ballony sandwich and a carrot....yes this should stop his crazy reign of madness, Scott stood up sandwich in one hand carrot in the other, he took off the top of the sandwich so it was all buttery ballony with a bit of bread, he threw it at Octagon Enigmas eyes hioping to blind him long enough so he wouldn't see the oncoming carrot, Scott threw the carrot going straight for OEs chest.

all whilst shouting "DIE SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Constantine ddropped down fast but one can hit the table and exploded over constantine soaking him, then he saw Switch slide beside him.

"sup"

he looked at the vending machine in front of him then with an almighty kick loads of cans fell out he shook them up, opened them and threw them over the table one at a time.