Evil Haters Club

Latest map for World Dominance:

Make sure you right click and view the full image. Here's the breakdown I have below. Carefully look this over and let me know of corrections that need to be made.

Prurience Man: North America (minus California), Europe (minus UK, France), Ireland, New Zealand, North & South Korea, Japan, Taiwan, Egypt (shared with Buckshot), Belize, Israel, Caribbean Islands (minus Jamaica), Mediterranean Sea. [Jupiter in the future, all Jupiter's moons, plus I am now staking my claim to Sol and the Moon].

Buckshot: Africa, Mexico, Jamaica, Central America, South America, Madagascar, Egypt (shared with Prurience Man), China, Khazakhstan, Atlantic Ocean. [Mars].

GL Bertron: California, Asia (minus China, Khazakhstan, Moscow), South Pacific Island (minus Fiji), Iraq.

Walkingstone: United Kingdom, France.

Dark Alpha: Pacific Ocean, Indian Ocean, Southern Ocean, Arctic Ocean.

Gambler: Middle East (minus Iraq), Moscow.

Fourpower: Fiji. [Jupiter until Prurience Man takes over in the future].

Antarctic is reserved "for criminals and loonies." The Hawaiian Island (pretty in pink) are now designated Neutral Territory, and will serve as a resort/conference center for us in the future.

As you can see Greenland and Australia are still available. I want Australia unless one of you "smaller" land owners would like to stake a claim. (I would suggest Walkingstone and Fourpower grab some more. Don't discount Greenland. It may be all iced over now, but with global warming, that's prime and untapped real estate.) Submit your planetary claims as well.

Post Edited:2007-04-03 06:58:44

I'm visiting Japan in 11 days! Ahem, sorry, totally random there

Prurience Man says:

"As you can see Greenland and Australia are still available. I want Australia unless one of you "smaller" land owners would like to stake a claim. (I would suggest Walkingstone and Fourpower grab some more. Don't discount Greenland. It may be all iced over now, but with global warming, that's prime and untapped real estate.) Submit your planetary claims as well. "

Oooo can I have the North Sea and Greenland? Pretty please? By the way, it's a gorgeous map, thanks!

Post Edited:2007-04-03 06:58:51

Walkingstone says:

"Prurience Man says:

"As you can see Greenland and Australia are still available. I want Australia unless one of you "smaller" land owners would like to stake a claim. (I would suggest Walkingstone and Fourpower grab some more. Don't discount Greenland. It may be all iced over now, but with global warming, that's prime and untapped real estate.) Submit your planetary claims as well. "

Oooo can I have the North Sea and Greenland? Pretty please?"

Greenland is yours.

As for the North Sea, I'm not sure we want to break down the individual seas that are part of the larger ocean (not landlocked or surrounded by significant land mass). I'm open to the prospect after we hear from Dark Alpha on the matter, and then we can put it to a group vote. If approved, let me warn you all that I'm NOT gonna spend the time editing the map to reflect every little area of control. (Sorry if that sounds bitchy. I've been up all night with insomnia, and I've gotta head to work in a couple of hours.)

Hey no worries! I was just being silly anyway. Just ignore it

Walkingstone says:

"Hey no worries! I was just being silly anyway. Just ignore it"

Again, sorry if I sounded like a jerk. I get REALLY frustrated when I can't sleep. I love sleep, a lot. (Sweet slumber I long for thee.....)

It's ok, I know what you mean. I have insomniac tendencies at times.

I can do that. You can rule the UK and France with me, baby

You can rule the Middle East and Moscow with me :)

God save the queen.

Gambler says:

"God save the queen.

I like that image. You know I was in London for that. Actually, I was living just outside and when I went to get the train we were told that nothing was going into the city and nothing was leaving, the whole place ground to a halt. A week later I went in again and it was the day they had the two minute silence. I've never experienced anything so eery as the streets of London in complete silence. Nothing was moving, not the buses, the trains or any traffic at all. Even the birds seemed to know that this moment was sacred.

And then it was like someone flicked a switch and everything started moving again. Suddenly taxis were beeping, buses hooting and life was back to being London again.

Hello fellow world leaders. I see that not everyone has checked in yet, so here's a thread bump to keep it alive on the front page.

Once everyone has seen the latest map, and I make the final changes and we're all satisfied, the following items will head our group agenda. You may wish to put some thought towards these items:

1. I will be introducing the Triumvirate to you. (Don't worry, you'll love it. I think.)

2. We will vote on a name for our group. Buckshot has proposed the acronym G.R.O.S.S. (which is from Calvin & Hobbes, and stand for Get Rid Of Slimy Girls! For more information on this idea, click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Alastor_Moody/G.R.O.S.S. ) I like this one, and agree with Buckshot that acronym fits the spirit of my New World Hotness Order that you are agreeing to be a part of by joining me in world domination. If you have questions about this New World Hotness Order, please go back through this thread's earlier entries to see the gist of the (very loose) goals.

3. A new thread will be created under the final name of our group, and will serve for future communication, allowing this thread to die.

4. We will begin selecting individuals from the Vine to be our governors for our regions. Most of us have multiple land masses, and even with our incredible powers we cannot possibly be in every place we might be needed at once. We will need to select individuals we trust to govern and act in our stead when we are unavailable.

(OOC: I'm really dragging here folks. After being sick yesterday, then not sleeping a wink last night, I'm beat. I feel great, but I can barely concentrate enough to type intelligibly. You may not hear from me again for quite a while if I can find a dark room to nap in for a bit. Cheerio!)

Prurience Man says:

"speed: I have already claimed Italy, as it is part of Europe. I'm not likely to give it up. Fourpower has already been given Jupiter until such time as I turn it into a star and terraform it moons. Dark Alpha: I have no problem with you taking the other oceans. With the Great Lakes, since I control all the land masses around them (North America) I will control those. In future rounds of negotiations, I foresee us recruiting puppet governors for our regions, and I would have no problem allowing you to manage those bodies of water for me."

does anybody have california

southern california

speed says:

"Prurience Man says:

"speed: I have already claimed Italy, as it is part of Europe. I'm not likely to give it up. Fourpower has already been given Jupiter until such time as I turn it into a star and terraform it moons. Dark Alpha: I have no problem with you taking the other oceans. With the Great Lakes, since I control all the land masses around them (North America) I will control those. In future rounds of negotiations, I foresee us recruiting puppet governors for our regions, and I would have no problem allowing you to manage those bodies of water for me."

does anybody have california

southern california"

Please go back a page and read the information under the gigantoid map of the world. It's all spelled out there.

At this time, I don't think we're accepting any new members not already in the group. Maybe one of the current members will tap you to be a governor of one of their regions.

If you're interested in that, just let us know, and one of us may choose you.

So, um like, what's up?

Awesome job on the map Prurience Man. So feeling any better?

Yeah, I feel great actually. We need to get the ball rolling on this again, but maybe everyone is busy in r/l. Thanks for the kudos.

Busy yet killing time here on my part. The map does rock though

OH YEAH! WHO'S GOT FIJI!

Fourpower says:

"OH YEAH! WHO'S GOT FIJI!"

Fourpower, I suggest you grab Australia before someone else does.

Bueller?

I'll take ausie, and lord it over 4power too. Hehehhhahahahhahaha! I'm semi evil still.

Ok then, it's yours. They snooze, they loose.

Alrighty then. Do I get to take over the whole world except for the parts GL wants?

Come on now, let's check back in and get the ball rolling here.

Or is world domination just not cool anymore?

Hey, I thought we'd divvied up the world, made our claims and sorted it out

Walkingstone says:

"Hey, I thought we'd divvied up the world, made our claims and sorted it out"

Not all land-masses are solidified, and there is other information listed on the last page and above on this page that is pertinent to what we're trying to accomplish here.

(OOC: I'll be creating a new RPG thread based on what we do here, so I'm trying to get it all fleshed out as much as possible. World building for me is a pretty drawn out process.)

The only thing (other than Australia) that's still white is Greenland.

Buckshot says:

"The only thing (other than Australia) that's still white is Greenland. "

Nope, Greenland is mine :D

No idea

Then what land is Prurience Man talking about?

I'm was really just waiting to hear back from everyone on the map's accuracy. I was just a little confused when hardly anyone was responding the in thread any longer. I don't like to assume that everyone was ok with it because they were not responding.

So, I guess we're ready to take this to the next level. On, then, to our name.

I like G.R.O.S.S. as suggested by Buckshot. Is this fine with everyone, or do we have other ideas?

I will sell anyone Fiji for a guitar that Jimi Hendrix played.

Fourpower says:

"I will sell anyone Fiji for a guitar that Jimi Hendrix played. "

How about a half-drank cup of starbucks coffee and a lonely batman figure?

I think we're passed the trading phase. We're deciding on a name.

I'm taking it. Now, think about names.

How about a loaded AK-47, or a race car, or a trophy wife?

Your way to young to know what a trophy wife is. Can I get one to?

OH GOD, ANYONE CAN HAVE FIJI! Just take it goddammit!

Gambler says:

"Your way to young to know what a trophy wife is. Can I get one to?"

What do you think I am, six?

Woohoo! I'm going to live in a cave at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. See ya!

Fourpower says:

"Woohoo! I'm going to live in a cave at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. See ya!"

$#@! him. I have the Middle East, you can run it for me. I'll be the man behind the man.

Fourpower's giving up Fiji. Crap. Do you know what a pain it is to color those tiny islands in Photoshop? j/k

So then, final land claims include:

Greenland: Walkingstone

Australia: GL Bertron

Fiji: Buckshot

Done.

Any objections to the name G.R.O.S.S.? I'm gonna design a logo for us (if you want to place it on your My Vine page), and the weekend is here so I have more time.

Coming soon: The Triumvirate

Cant wait, yet another rpg.

Prurience Man says:

"Fourpower's giving up Fiji. Crap. Do you know what a pain it is to color those tiny islands in Photoshop? j/kSo then, final land claims include:Greenland: WalkingstoneAustralia: GL BertronFiji: BuckshotDone.Any objections to the name G.R.O.S.S.? I'm gonna design a logo for us (if you want to place it on your My Vine page), and the weekend is here so I have more time.Coming soon: **The Triumvirate**"

GROSS works for me, it's the surname of one of my favourite actors

I see a power struggle taken shape. Purience Man and Magneto. They used to be brothers of the Vine. But havent talked in some time. Intersesting.

I'm evil, I create conflict were there is none.

Gambler says:

"I see a power struggle taken shape. Purience Man and Magneto. They used to be brothers of the Vine. But havent talked in some time. Intersesting."

Nah, no power struggle. We stay out of each other's way just fine. I don't get off on all the bickering anyway.

As there have been no objections to G.R.O.S.S., I move that we take it as our official name. Look for a new thread when I get a chance to do up a logo.

Post Edited:2007-04-06 16:21:27

No clubs for me, sankyu.