Epic Rap Battles of the vine You vs. .....

Oh! Still got time to grab coffee.

@antonia: I got nothin'.

@_animus_:

♥♣♥

Well hot damn

@antonia: If anybody could've it was gonna be you.

Side note, be grateful I stopped smoking herb a while ago or I would've mangled you xD

Now I just gotta figure out a way to come at you IC

#corporatewars

@_animus_: It wasn't supposed to be. v_v

Please, son! Even on cloud nine you couldn't touch how high I fly! [Hint: It's over 9000.]

I'm so bad I'm comin' at myself.

@antonia: Yes it was.

Don't need cloud nine Daught, I got the Flyin' Nimbus. No more rhymes, my career is officially finished...?

lol I'ma have Dre drop one on you as Brahma, break that swole ego like a bat back. xD

@_animus_: Though I guess it was enjoyable.

...Never again. v_v

Ohhhhh, we've been working on that. Possibly. In a way.

@schlampe: But it was what I wanted xP

We'll see >_>

Oh yeah? How so.

@_animus_: Geez, and I thought Mercy and me were our resident masochists.

I'm re-retired!

Can't say for sure! Right now it's mostly hypotheticals and jokes. But telling.

@schlampe: I joined the club. Sign said free lunch with each whipping and I was like whaaaa

You stay retired about as much as Mike Jordan. TBC

I will pay money to see that.

<3

I got, like, a special membership. License to dole it out just as well...when the mood strikes.

@schlampe: lol, rain check on that.

I miss nonfiction91. He had a lot of potential as a writer around here. Wonder whatever happened to him.

I am a samurai ya know that's not a lie

And to all them mutant haters why don't ya flipping die (Swerve)

Trynna pick a fight ya know you'll never win

Cuz fam you're a joystick while I'm the nextgen (WHATT???)

"Akuma?" HAH! More like Discount Brahma Bull

Try'na bring us in but you just don't have the pull

Claiming you're next-gen? I laugh in your face

I've got three words for ya, bitch...

PC Master Race.

Dying!

@dreadpool10:

@exemplar: Was not expecting PC Master Race at the end. Funniest thing I've seen all day probably :D

That was hilarious.

@dreadpool10: It was a good set-up :)

@exemplar: I don't rap, but dude I can't resist, you know I gotta roast- er, I mean, fry you like a fish, bitch.

You play with fish? Well that's great! But please, keep all that spirit shit to yourself, mate.

We don't wanna hear it, I won't go nowhere near it, but that don't keep me away from the weird-ass pirate shit.

I'm cool with the Navy, I'm ex-military too, but I doubt they approve of all that old timey shit you're into. Sea monsters and magic and shit? Apparently you rule 'em, so use 'em you f*ckin twit! For the God of the sea, there ain't much to see, I ant never heard of ya, but hey, you probably ain't heard of me.

See, I'm a sort of humble man, unlike you, I don't go prancing around demanding praise like you do. Or wait, was that you? Or was it some other dude? Ah, nah who cares, you're all the same, these underwater types always wanna f*ck your brain. Bend you to their will and all that shit, to be honest it's enough man, I quit.

F*ckin sea god motherf*cker would f*ck my ass up anyway. F*ck that. (Lmao just got into it at like 11pm. As you can probably tell, it felt awkward going in but seemed less weird as I got into it :P)

this thread makes me remember back when i tried my hand at lyricism on cv.

baaad times

baaad times

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic-5/im-callin-you-out-1601514/

@schlampe said:

I got, like, a special membership. License to dole it out just as well...when the mood strikes.

*___*

@the_psyentist said:

@schlampe said:

I got, like, a special membership. License to dole it out just as well...when the mood strikes.

*___*

Covertly slides between the lettuce and cheese in that sammich

@nikademus: Wow. That might be one of the most Gambler pictures I've seen.

@the_psyentist: I know right? Pretty sicc lol

I actually like it lol. I can see him as one of Garrison Grail's villains in the GG comic book.

HA! Yes.

Nice!

Is there a thread for from-character's-perspective rap battles or is this the only one lol

@lichter: Well, I guess I'm not totally certain exactly how you're asking, but my initial answer is it depends? Like, if you mean an actual IC thread that serves as a hangout for characters who're into the sorta thing, no there's no thread. But if you mean a kind of OOC-but-semi-IC, meta kinda thing...this would be the thread that served that purpose in the past.

Boo! You guys can't rap. xP

@everdeen: Says you.

@lichter: You don't take my opinion serious?!

@everdeen: It all depends on what you listen to while you read the verses.

@lichter: xD what do you mean by that?

@everdeen: There are hundreds of instrumental hip-hop backbeats on YouTube. Just google "Rap Battle instrumental" and it usually fits somehow. There are hour-long playlists and stuff.

@lichter: it was supposed to be originally but then shit got real lol

@lichter: Ahhh. I usually don't listen to rap beats while reading lyrics.

I miss the old Lichter, the young and bold Lichter

The CIA Lichter, the old Death-Ray Lichter

I hate the new Lichter, the magic using Lichter

The altruist Lichter, who fights evil Lichter

I miss the mean Lichter, the snarky teen Lichter

I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Lichter

See, I invented Lichter, it wasn't any Lichters

And now I look and look around and there's so many Reynards

I used to love Lichter, I used to love Lichter

I even had the pink mask, I thought I was Lichter

What if Lichter stole a song from Kanye

Called "I Miss The Old Kanye?" Man, that'd be so white

That's all it was Lichter, we still love Lichter

And I love you like Lichter loves shitposting at one in the morning

Hahahahaha

I blame @rosso

Sigh.... It's been too long that I've been gone and my name might have been forgot.

but let me brush off the dust and kick off the rust everyone is about to get taught.

Old school killer, there is no one bigger, blood and guts and death.

With a knife in my hand I hold it like a pen and dot the eyes like I'm taking a test.

Lyrically lunatic laying literally line after line, lynching literally lame louses.

Bringing beatings back better than before, breaking bastard backs in their blouses.

but...i never...quit ...mixing up the flow. I ...never ...stop ....I will alway go.

Faster than the average man, savage with a pen, frying up in my pan, people who will challenge me.

You are just a Stan, sucking on the the Pen.. of people and taking in the face a bag of tea.

Who will be the first to sit and stare, at the blood everywhere, worse than GOT of Tv.

Dragon fire spitting, recognize the line your getting, just submit and "take the knee'.

@antonia said:

@_animus_:

Hostile Takeover; Time to Etherize King Bitch

The last thing you'll hear is the sound of beating wings

As I put an end to the false king's You plan to get an English degree, presume to showcase a king's might?

delusions of adequacy

But how can you do that when you can't even spell tiara right?

You know my steelo; I much prefer quiet and softspoken

Still got peons like you fighting hard for my attention

Avalon or not, so there's no sense in your dissin'

I'm Captain America, or at least that's how Abby's been likened

But when's the last time we heard Surkit get a notable mention?

From the mayor of Grimm to nothing to Clara Mass's bottom-bitch

I can't tell if VP was a promotion or a downgrade

I don't mean to spot you, and hey, no shame in your game

But you crawled your way onto a list of peeps who cried their way into the Hall of Fame

But hey, maybe we can call your homeboy and rally for a community vote

And get some pity props for all the pathetic "bars" that you wrote

2014 was mine, you heard 'em say it before

I see through your design better than the Eye of Horus

You'd be better off rippin' verses straight from Naamah's chorus

As it holds, your best shit is never even yours

Sittin' here mad 'cause I'm a self-made champion,

And the only success you saw was ridin' off Gambler.

He said Surk or Dre could come back with somethin' harder.

I didn't doubt it; if it's you I was up against I thought I'd get slaughtered.

But your shit has no substance, it's like all your bars are candy

Just gonna throw 'em out in volume and hope I die of diabetes?

I came to my senses and I'm not backin' down.

Hey, whaddyou think your boy would say if he could see you now?

I'd call you a has-been, but the truth is you ain't never been,

And right now your future looks more grim than Benjamin.

So where does that leave you?

No past, and no future,

Irrelevant at present.

Forget the gods. The Queen's ascended. Call me Death of the Endless,

'Cause with this, I send your rap and RP careers off to Heaven.

This still hurts???

@richard_wolfe:

He's actin' like a hero 'cause he thinks somehow he'll fool 'em.

Claims that he's a teacher, 'cause he thinks that he can school 'em.

He's got a lot of rhymes, but he' ain't got nothin' sweeter

You think that it's a poem - sure, but man you ain't got meter.

The things that I can tell you, well you'll find that I'm idyllic

Not only can I rhyme, but I can do it in dactylic.

Secundus, second-rate, and just like you, this one's a paeon.

My prosody is quality, the skills that I'm displayin'.

The world is full of sharks, but this little guy's a guppy -

Thinks that he's a Wolfe, but he's just a little puppy.

My best moments were in this thread.