Epic Rap Battles of the vine You vs. .....

@naamah_obyzouth:

Sorry gurl wrong lyricists, good thing though cause your style is sad/straight swing and miss.

Stumbling over hip hop like a faded imperialist/marching to the beat of your own piss and shit.

And there it is, a blessing from high above with little love, sent you off to bed with no kisses, no hug. Bitten while you sleep by the slow deliberate creep of my insults as they bury you deep.

Choked out on the street - I CANT BREATHE - and that aint discreet. Crumpling in shame cause I got alts in the Hall of Fame/you no name, no game, pulling out hair used up all your Rogane.

I came I saw I devoured, call me He-Man cause I HAVE THE POWER, steal your girlfriends candy and her flower.

Finger licking good but you aint hood, I cross that 8mile line while you never could. Thats for you and me though, the D knows.

My clown posse rolls hard like all Jokers, your posse smells like seafood after a long night of condomless poke-her.

Should I continue, is it on with the show? Got those in attendance hoping I drop the microphone.

Give her a chance she use to be cool, sorry folks I gotta do it, drown a bitch in my 4th wall Deadpool.

@the_xsoteric:

Deadpool, more like spedpool. Go and take a hint, Hit-man the fact that you had to let yourself in, means I already won son.

Dropping rhymes is more than killing time it's an art, which takes heart. Something that you can't learn from regeritating retarts.

But if youre really good, really cool, really blessed maybe mamma Naamah will read you a bedtime story. Unless you be in a hurry to drop the big worry. Here, sit right down in this chair and I will tell it to you square.

Here are some glasses for the learning impaired. It was a dark gloomy night, when some di*khead brought a knife to a gunfight.

I murdered his ass and spread his intrailes along my walls, to be perfectly honest about it, I had a ball. It was amusing beyond compare, a perfect gass indeed. When I chopped off his nuts and left him with three fluffy bunnies.

Why such a wonder you ask, why such a treat? Quit guessing my next move player, you can't even dance to this bitches beat.

@naamah_obyzouth:

I murder mutants and kings with a lyrical sting, I dont fcks with demons who nursery rhyme and rock pawn-star bling.

Okay, I admit it, we had that fling, but that was simply research baby, not a long term thing. If your rhymes were an art then mine were the centerpiece, locked up and guarded like a DaVinci masterpiece.

Evolution done passed you byonthefly, hand out the window, middle finger in the sky

Why or why would you ever stand against me, shaking, stuttering, got the HIV - you no MVP - no friend to me - should have let it be/but its to late ya see.

Didnt they tell you? How did you not know? I go toe to toe and assassinate foes, you huff....and.... puff an Blooow baby Blooow

Trying to put me to bed ya better slow that role, I dont sleep with C-List No Names/Namaah - but maybe I'll put you on display/with a couple of gays/who's claim to fame, was not being the same/as the demonic lame, strung out on that caine. Its time to retire, go'head no shame, just another CV casualty of the one and only:

@the_xsoteric:

@naamah_obyzouth: Interest me and I'll consider pretending such a rudimentary attempt at manipulation could maybe have a chance of working.

Unless of course Gambler is enough. [The man went hard.]

@retroactive: luv that show (and thnx)

@the_xsoteric: Nah thank yall, I'm entertained lol

Now you and Zaubs need to go head to head, stop being scared of each others sharp edge hooks lol

@retroactive: LOL cant lie, Zaubs scares me on the mic.

Bars. Who want's to step up?

@fukuro_zoku: geteem while he shook!

@retroactive: You are terrible! And I'm retired!

@arquitenens: I'm pullin you back out like Clubber lang pulled out Rocky Balboa. Ya gotta win just one more kid, ya gotta eat verses and crap bahs on him!

@retroactive: Wait. But if you're Clubber, wouldn't you be challenging me then? And if I'm Rocky facing a Clubber, wouldn't that mean I come back just to get slaughtered the first time?

@arquitenens: Shit...Aight I didn't think that one through.

But Stoppin splittin hairs, I'm Mick! Get out theya! He moydered ya friend like the Russian did Apollo Creed! You gonn take that or you gonna climb back to the top, liftin tractors and runnin through snow and shit?...!

@retroactive: Oh, nonfiction, why can't we all just dance for my amusement?

@arquitenens: lol, damn it... never gonna forget that am I?

Because I made this thread so you can dance for mine ;P

@paper_ronin: You think these rhymes won't cripple you?

@the_xsoteric:

Not so fast there Quick, I'm the Otis Redding to you're Billy Ray Cirus.Too different a poet to ever need knowin'.

You speak of Flings and Kings, you make that trash sound romantic. When it felt like I was dating an outdated suck'a, Naamah is timeless, not past her prime, not looking over her shoulder asking, did they notice me?

Of course they did, they just choose to remain ignorant of true beauty because it reminds them of how truely unexceptional they are, how insignificant, how meaningless.

To have a lack of meaning to such a degree, is an art, not sure if Van Gough would agree, but at least he wouldn't have to hear, only see.

And speaking of seeing. Maybe if your respirator didn't get in the way, I would see you later, master-debater. Only thing is. That one debates things that everyone else knows already in their heart, not to be true. It becomes a bit silly there slick.

Maybe Data can come zip line in and show you how the shoes work, so you can make a speedy retreat. Or perhaps Jack Burton will allow you to use his 'TRUCK' you dirty old f*ck.

All I know is that you're nearly out of luck suck'a b*tch, and soon I will change all the locks. I will putt up a wooden fence. A brick wall. And a steel gate. Berate the Queen of ill repute if you so wish, expect the shitstorm coming you're way to be swift. A parting gift.

(I had no idea this was Gambler, until now)

@fukuro_zoku: I have something great saved for you <3

@naamah_obyzouth:

Billy Ray, I think you mean Beta Ray.

Bill that way/like Clinton on holiday. Beg me to stay beg me to slay, that p*ssy like the Hulk, cause I'm built that way/ choke yo ass with my Gamma spray

Ha Ha Ha, feelings hurt, take it personally

I murdered the modern-day-Kennedy, you simply Aunty May, with an apple a day, keep the death away

And now you know my name and you filled with shame, doping up trying to fight that pain

Spit them rhymes and watch em get eaten, too damn retarded to know you've been beaten

Trying to follow the leader, you cant, my rhymes are like a Rari and yours are broke down, rusted, no heater

Beater Beater in a Ford two seater, wishing, dreaming, that your life was a bit sweeter

I, I can make you famous, yes baby girl, I could make you famous, grace you a bit with my overwhelming greatness, shits contagious

New school, old school, even the latest, topple em all and give em a face lift.

Welcome to my World, say thank you and bow, step off my stage please, your presence........no longer.......allowed.

@naamah_obyzouth: Is it interesting?

@the_xsoteric: (I'm throwing in the towel. You're being a poopface. I thought we were supposed to use our characters, not be all personal and mean. I'm not having any fun with this anymore. I don't like being all mean to you, so I'm gonna stop now.)

She talks mad sh!t in it bout your writing ability and your characters names, but won't post it unless you do first...

It's....probably best that we don't go at it, most definitely. >_>

Aww I'm sorry boo. Thought I was using my character. Referenced several IC facts. Didnt mean to hurt your feelings.

@arquitenens:

You're call. If it's because I care what Gambler thinks. I wouldn't let that bother you. I just don't like being mean to Gamby is all.

@naamah_obyzouth: There's something more consistent in the lack of notifications from you and Gambler. CV apparently doesn't want us speaking either.

Okay, drop and I can maybe drop a verse or two, for you. <3

@arquitenens:

Retarded hooker fart. Stinky dick cheeseburger (X3)

Stinky dick cheeseburger. (X2)

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BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAMO!

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Fee fye fo fum, hurgally gurgly, Pyrates RUM.

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The Queen of Darkeness is in Marathon. Sippin on a Sapporo in the shade of a large palmtree, gazing through her Sunglasses at a Texting screen.

...

Hi there Zauber Boober!

(I just wanted to tell you in a rap. How I am in Marathon right now, setting pretty, poolside. Ha ha.)

@naamah_obyzouth: Hehe, aww!

Part of me feels the first two lines offend my eyes, and I had thrown a little bit together in prep for attack, but I can't even for that; glad you're enjoying yourself in...well, there are apparently a lotta places called Marathon so we'll just leave it at "Marathon." ^_^

@arquitenens: The Keys of Florida, Marathon.

I just got hit with a line, and my God, if I were less sensitive to issues and people and things.

I've dubbed Surkit King Bitch. Now he's the one.

Aside: I miss Merc. I wanna see people destroy each other and I know he'd be willing to attack people for my pleasure.

@antonia: This thread makes repressed memories slowly return xP

So you just add a sudden urge to call Surkit King a Bitch?

HAHAHAHHA! LOL

Where's my crown at?

@_animus_: You called me out. Well,

Speak of the Devil, and she shall appear
The true manifestation of all you should fear
This might be your thread, but it's all still the same
Only royalty here comes from House Dain

Like Roy Jones Jr. tryna keep up past your Prime
You wanna trade blows, but you ain't had a hit since the JLI!
Take my advice and just give up; hit the sack.
Or I'll force you to the canvas, one-hit KO from Jaegerjaquez

But there is one concession that I'll give to you,
A little bit of validity out of all the shit you spew
After Pyrogram, I said I'd never get you like this,
So you got the guilty conscience bit down to a science.
On that, you can proudly say you were goddamn right,
But you's a dumb sonuvabitch if you think I'll go down without a fight.

@antonia:

On the King's dome where it belongs

First your a god and now your a devil?

So by your logic I pulled you off mount Olympus and you picked up a shovel,

buried yaself,

but yet still got delusions of power in Hell itself.

Roy Jones Jr? You peeped the Av?

I'm an amalgam of intelligence and power, think of me like Supes and Lex Luthor combined down the middle.

Sutured.

JLI was a foot note and then I moved on.

I've had Ideas rise, and ideas fall.

But you ain't made a bold move since, Avalon!

Oh I know the deal, it was part of my plan. I'm like clubber lang in act two

A fight wasn't a request. It was a demand

But you don't know what ya done kid.

I'm Babe Ruth on the bars x10, they think I'm clairvoyant when I phone my home run's in

You Blind to your own shine and think the ball disappeared in the clouds.

It just rolled behind you when you bunted, that's laughter not cheers in the crowd!

Now put that silver tongue down and bow. You don't want to go another round.

Gambler had that Biggie flow going on! Those was some bars!

@_animus_:

I might be Jon Jonesing you, but you're the one who needs to get real here.

The Goddess and the Devil in one, call it humanomoly
I'm the only one who could bury myself, because everything you do is so weak
But that's the beauty of this culture, don't you agree?
Around here, you get to get served by the Queen

Call me one-hit wonder, but let's ask the Vine
Who's the one with nowhere to fall and who's still on the rise
And though you did pretty good spittin' Retrofire,
The best thing you ever did with him was when you died.

Call the ref! Tell Herb Dean to stop the assault!
Before there's any lasting damage - but it ain't my fault
This ain't boxing, it's combat and I'm a master of all
I'll break your bitch-ass with the quickness droppin' killer armbars

You're still dyin' to prove Surkit's still the man
Can't even see you're bleedin' out, that's your sangre on the sand
You've been banished by the backhand of the queen of the mainland
Go pack ya ego with a bandage so we can try to fix the damage

But please stay away, I'm askin' you as an old friend
Before Page Two, before your blood was on my hands.
To heap this much abuse on one who can't intelligently defend?
Even for a goddess, man that's gotta be a sin

But I get it; you really wanna be like an Olympian
Jonesin' hard on a champ-grade ass-whuppin'
Go back and tell 'em "I'm trying" when you realize you can't win
But don't go cryin' when I decide I'm done playin' pretend

Tell 'em, someone take up a pen, scribble up a cursive "Fin."
I just beat your ass again. That's how round 2 ends.

Oh ok we got a battle now lol I wrote the last one while watching better call saul reruns and eating breakfast. I'll give the next one my full attention.

@antonia:

Hah! Child in a tierra with delusions of granjuh. Here we go...-

You not a queen, you a rookie kid wit half a minute on the pro field,

So young even your train of thought got trainin' wheels.

You invest in every Dre account

....you tryna make a profit?

You follow every, Dre account

...You tryna make a Prophet?

You don't ever win a race, you just use the draft of the nigga who's in first place.

You weaker than wicker and square like bob face

It went over your head I just called you a basket case

Your ego is a scorcher, it's at all time high.

You got no bars but I got a enough to share, take some more of mine

Free wifi

from the dude who make them star bucks

Given it away like I did when I gave you idea for Avalon wit Animus

Hit me back for round 3 soon as you get done wit your danimals.

Hehee, ohh. I'ma hit you back....after a nap, and before math class.

Diabolical.

@antonia: Before or after story time?

@_animus_: We can do story time first. It's the least I could do before I put you to rest.

@antonia:

Who want it?

@_animus_:

Hostile Takeover; Time to Etherize King Bitch

The last thing you'll hear is the sound of beating wings
As I put an end to the false king's delusions of adequacy
You plan to get an English degree, presume to showcase a king's might?
But how can you do that when you can't even spell tiara right?

You know my steelo; I much prefer quiet and softspoken
Still got peons like you fighting hard for my attention
Avalon or not, so there's no sense in your dissin'
I'm Captain America, or at least that's how Abby's been likened
But when's the last time we heard Surkit get a notable mention?
From the mayor of Grimm to nothing to Clara Mass's bottom-bitch
I can't tell if VP was a promotion or a downgrade
I don't mean to spot you, and hey, no shame in your game
But you crawled your way onto a list of peeps who cried their way into the Hall of Fame
But hey, maybe we can call your homeboy and rally for a community vote
And get some pity props for all the pathetic "bars" that you wrote

2014 was mine, you heard 'em say it before
I see through your design better than the Eye of Horus
You'd be better off rippin' verses straight from Naamah's chorus
As it holds, your best shit is never even yours
Sittin' here mad 'cause I'm a self-made champion,
And the only success you saw was ridin' off Gambler.

He said Surk or Dre could come back with somethin' harder.
I didn't doubt it; if it's you I was up against I thought I'd get slaughtered.
But your shit has no substance, it's like all your bars are candy
Just gonna throw 'em out in volume and hope I die of diabetes?
I came to my senses and I'm not backin' down.
Hey, whaddyou think your boy would say if he could see you now?

I'd call you a has-been, but the truth is you ain't never been,
And right now your future looks more grim than Benjamin.
So where does that leave you?
No past, and no future,
Irrelevant at present.

Forget the gods. The Queen's ascended. Call me Death of the Endless,
'Cause with this, I send your rap and RP careers off to Heaven.

Bars