Epic Rap Battles of the vine You vs. .....

@pyrogram: I wouldn't go after the homie like that. Plus I'm retired.

@zauberin: You're gonna be the vines Floyd Mayweather -- Undefeated, yet retire when you gotta face somebody who may beat you :P

@pyrogram: I said last time it was a one-time thing. Besides, he's like my 50 or something.

@pyrogram: It's bedtime... Didn't even get round to that response man >_> A reply to this and the RPG will be up tomorrow man! I got distracted.

@zauberin Oh, Zauberin, I'll have to throw you into the trash bin for never pulling out your safety pin. We all wanna see your evil twin go chargin' in, or maybe you're just a has been...

@amphetamines: No worries man, in your own time, just make sure to bring the heat :P

@zauberin: I forgot to respond to the Araneae PM! First thing in the morning... I hope. Or tomorrow when I get back from school!

@pyrogram: You're just trying to get my attention any way you can. You already know I'd destroy you like ether. Don't push.

LMAO Zauby.

@zauberin: I'll push as much as I wanna push, considering you've retired, nothing'll happen anyway!

Nice use of reverse psychology Freud, didn't need enhanced senses to see what's going on.

@dark_vengeance_: Transparent as a plane of glass :P

@pyrogram: Not quite provocative enough.

@zauberin: Too tired to get abused by you tonight anyway, keep your phony retirement >__<

@pyrogram: Maybe when I'm done with posts and homework I'll come to tear the sh!t outta you.

@zauberin: Shit what you know about death threats, 'cause I get a lot... I think I've excelled at the art of sighing my own death warrant :P

@pyrogram: Not sure what sighing a death warrant is like....

@zauberin: I kid you not I actually thought I'd corrected that -__- And that personifies me all over, I just corrected it to be wrong all over again!

@pyrogram:

@zauberin: T___T You're mean.

Quotin' your shit so everybody knows that your wack

Denoting my wit, revoking this pit full of your pathetic claque.

Go ahead, I confess my complacence, f*ck, I've got patience like a nurse

But don't test it this time, or I'll drop an F-Bomb on your Naga-sac-i like a curse

Arrest your rhymes, chop, lobotomb, and kamikaze your flow in it's hearse

Attest to my crimes? Cop my freedom, cum all over your mother like a tsunami and what's worse

The syllables you spat, I shat, digestin' your words since their motherf*ckin' birth!

@pyrogram: Yeah, I don't feel provoked anymore. You'd have to say something else if you wanted my attention.

@amphetamines: Sweet xD I'll reply sometime, probably...

@antonia: Um, I'm not that desperate to get berated Zaubs. Keep your words for a day when I really do provoke you :D We know it's inevitable.

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, Ps read page 1 lol

Idk who that dude is but he killed it

@_animus_: I enjoyed my little battle with Longshot, long time since i have seen it lol

@cassius_knightfall: Zaubs is the best in vine history though

@_animus_: True i actually like the more even battles rather than the stomps lol

House Party is on.

This thread was cute.

*Takes a seat on her throne of Bone.*

Na Na Ma

Na Na Ma

Banana Mana Ma

Hana Mana Mon Mon

Oh Lordi

Golly Jeeze

Golden Cheeze

Wiz

Kid on the Mic

Tucker out

Them F*ckers

Wonderbread and Smuckers

Suckerin' Sucatash

Wee Bop

De Beat

Hippty Topbox

Fox Trot

Or Pop Rocks?

Take em all!

Bake em all!

Tripin' Ballz!

Ye Haw!

Raw Dog!

@zauberin:

What a 'bout me... Are you my Floyd Mayweather?

@naamah_obyzouth: I'm not gonna talk about my supposed skill level because that's a lot and I'm largely uncertain. But if I had to compare, I'd have to say...I'm the Silva to your Okami.

@naamah_obyzouth: You just kilt that shit.

@naamah_obyzouth:

@fukuro_zoku:

I will put that to the test anytime. <3

@naamah_obyzouth: That's really sweet. ^_^

I could give you a verse, only two lines long
And it'd still be better than your whole catalog.

But I said it, one-time thing. I'm not a need-to-prover. Let Dre be the best and prove on him.

@retroactive: Yes you can! You're, like, the original homie.

Damn lol.

@retroactive: That series of commercial ads was funny as heck.

@fukuro_zoku: This one funny as hell

@retroactive: Somehow Kobe Bryant suddenly got adorable. [I don't even follow basketball, but he appeared downright lovable.]

@the_xsoteric: Funny thing is that probably describes me perfectly, if I was old enough to drink and went to clubs (which would probably mean I'm getting dragged out).

Also notifications screwy again. CV must not want me and Gambler communicating.

I figured it did, if only moderately. Based off prior posts and conversations.

Course they dont. Thats simply to much awesomeness for one broken-down site to handle.

I'm the Gothic City Horror

And you'll bow down in terror

Once you finally realize

Your nothing but mice

And I'm the cat in this game

Challenging me calls for shame.

I'm the Martial Arts Mistress

I don't deal meth

I deal quick death

Darwin's Law is my way to counter regress.

I'm the Lethal Lost Liafador

Shiver before my roar.

Pay respect to the Darwinist Dictator

Because to the weak I'm an Exterminator.

Like a true Quantum Queen I rule Gothic City

Compared to the Lioness Of The Concrete Jungle you're nothing but a kitty.

@fukuro_zoku: Prove it and step up to the mic. I'm betting you won't though. ;)

@the_xsoteric:

Dre the best? That explains a lot. I have a prescription for you, listen to better rap misic. You love Dre so you probably love Shady. Just a steet down from being obsessed with Faygo and clown makeup.

You wanna go chicken hunting? Well, here is a hint, I'm a Chicken Hawk. And I'm gonna have you for dinner.