Epic Rap Battles of Anime -

(ASH)

I'm gonna catch them all

Release my ball

Red and White

Yeah that's right

See how my Pikachu does in a fight

Lightning Strike on the mic

Dumbass, how are you gonna last

When you can't even turbo duel on a bike

I've got my friends - you have yours

I choose to charizards

and burn all your cards

(YUGI)

Oh great a little dweeb

Who can't even read

Should of left your Baulbasaur as a seed

I proceed

Play pot of greed

Bring the Shadow games and watch you

Bleed

I can some up to five spellcasters in one turn

I use Giant solider of Stone, Rock halts the burn

Kid you don't know how to learn

You've won medals I've saved the world

See my dark magic attack got you polywhirled

R2)

(ASH)

Ok Yoog,

I borrow Brock's Geodude

How rude, that you assume

That I will back down when I have a Vileplume

At least my monsters aren't holograms

So bring your magicians

How's a Soldier gonna counteract some water attack

Every one knows elements have there weakness

Tie you up with a Ekan's

Sorry Mr Muto that I put a crimp in your plans

But I'm the greatest trainer in all the lands

I can have 6 pok'emon on the field at the same time

You only get five how does that even fit in rhymes

Just go home to your gram-pa

Before I stamp ya, split personality like a skitzo camper

(Yami)

YU-GI-OHHHHHHHH

No

I could take you with just Kuriboh

This is duel monsters bro

And I'm kicking arse with the spirit of a pharaoh

I have 3 DIVINE BEASTS

you have what a rabbit a turtle and a plant

I lay phat beats

You just call upon a poke'mon

that sends people to sleep

Ash you died at the end of the series

I didn't I was sent back through the centuries

My deck hands out one hit kills

Yours just put on damage pills

counters do nothing to my wizards

Except make their effects more hard

I just remove them and for each one you discard

A monster from the field to the graveyard

My monsters are more than 1k at the best of times

yours do 100 times max of 9

Now Ash, I hand you back your arse,

With some Millennium class

WHO WINS YOU decide

You must be new here...

@Annarnone_Deathfeather:

Wrong thread

Try here:

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic/5/

Or here maybe:

http://www.animevice.com/forums/rpg/34/

@_Son_of_War_: @Tellumo:

(Why can't we just help the new people out and start making up raps for our own characters instead. And then we can just have some fun and not be so controlling? I will start)

Take it easy big cheesy make em sizzle for the bizzle hold the drizzle... But wait! There's more... At the door. Ding! Bing! They call me Hobo King! Wanna sing? Okay I guess not. So just stop... Pop & lock. Or just drop... Dead... Then read the thread and put the lamb to bed. Its all white... right? Tight and out of sight. Make more... Making em snore, sore, and soar.... Like an a$$... Thats nighty nighty for a Magasoarass. Its a joke... Like a poke to all my strokes. Learned it from bugz & daffy... And thats all folks!

Wrong type of forum but certainly not bad. You've got a good flow and some killer rhymes. I also like the choice of duelists.

@The_Hobo_King:

It's not being controlling I was telling him this so that he could put it in the right forum to get more interest by having it in the space that others would use the thread rather than one where people prefer to RP.

@Tellumo: I gottacha. But we can still RP here too. Just write a rap for your character. I have seen Rap offs in the RPG section is all.

@_Son_of_War_: @Tellumo:

(Why can't we just help the new people out and start making up raps for our own characters instead. And then we can just have some fun and not be so controlling? I will start)

Take it easy big cheesy make em sizzle for the bizzle hold the drizzle... But wait! There's more... At the door. Ding! Bing! They call me Hobo King! Wanna sing? Okay I guess not. So just stop... Pop & lock. Or just drop... Dead... Then read the thread and put the lamb to bed. Its all white... right? Tight and out of sight. Make more... Making em snore, sore, and soar.... Like an a$$... Thats nighty nighty for a Magasoarass. Its a joke... Like a poke to all my strokes. Learned it from bugz & daffy... And thats all folks!

All other things aside the rap itself was hilarious.

Also I choose Yugi.
 
Glad that I understood references in there. Liked the personality split thing.

@_Son_of_War_:True... But that is a versus type thing. This could be a free style type thing.

@_Son_of_War_: But that is my whole point . We all need to relax off the technical. :)

@Tellumo not being ungrateful for the helpful links. yeah I have been here only a short while and tbh I only put this here because I saw another thread pretty similar in the RP forum. but hey it was fun anyhow