CV RPG True Facts - If Feral Nova Won the Presidency

1 - She would offer Sha the Vice-Presidency, who would think she deserves to be the President and Nova her underling, tempers flare, and the 1,356th Nova Vs. Sha battle begins on the White House lawn.

2 - France convinces her to return the lands acquired in the Louisiana Purchase in return for a lifetime supply of fine gourmet cookies. She thought that meant just losing Louisiana and when she finds out the reality has a panic attack.

3 - Her presidential portrait would be her in full costume, smiling with a mouth full of cookies and epic flames in the background.

4 - DARPA is dispatched by presidential order to develop countermeasures to her two greatest fears and weaknesses: The Woo Dance and the dreaded Taco Monster.

5 - Her letterhead reads: President Stephanie Ardor - Esteemed FIRE GODDESS OF AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 - Hands out appointments to be part of her cabinet to friends regardless of their resume because she is too nice to say no.

7 - Increases federal subsidies to the videogame industry so that her favorite titles get sequels a year earlier.

8 - Is banned by her own Chief of Staff from using social media unsupervised due to giving a virtual tour of the White House without regard to national security.

9 - Orders the development of a legion of high-tech remote combat robots controlled by pilots selected from FPS leaderboards.

10 - Gets freaked out by all the male attention and potential suitors once she hots the world stage...assumes one of them must be a Gambler alt intending to bed then kill her.

HOLY SHIT LOL

I spit out my orange juice at the 8th one LMAO

These remind me of the CC Roasts. Makes you kinda like Jeff Ross of CV :)

DAMN...That was cold-blooded...

If she became president her army of bandits would rise up and conquer.

@doctor_wheatley: You! Reply to my Stella posts! Also, check out Vea, and then make a ridiculous planet!

@stella_star: I will! just gimme a little bit of time :D

@feral_nova

Hahaha! This is funny. You're on a roll with these, @Armistice. xD

Retiring from true facts. You're just better.

@cassius_knightfall:

Woowowoeow. No.

NO. You're not allowed. Keep 'em coming. :P

@the_psyentist: @hound_of_war:Trust me his ones are better i did 6 in a draft and i like maybe one.

Judge for yourselves.

1. Pretty much all of the candidates will actually harm you if they say "vote or die".
2. One unnamed candidate was hit with a cease and desist order for using lines from the west wing
3. A planned march on a blue elephant was cancelled after the creature drunk the paint and passed out.
4. Plans to arrange the next round of debates in Hawaii have raised the eyebrows of taxpayers
5. Air force one to be renamed Air Jordan
6. If warsman won he would no sell it and demand a recount.

Glad you think so because.....you're next! :):):):):):)

Shake it off and lets get a dueling banjos going again like we did with the Knightfalls.

Plenty of easy targets.

:OOOOOOOOOO

@armistice: minds misfiring man. Name a target ^ missed that will think.But slacking off mentally of late.