Characters with stupid names ? - RPG

#1 Posted by MassmurderMan (50 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Here's an opportunity for you to make up a reason why the Character above you has such a stupid name

#2 Posted by Flucks (2478 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Lotta M's

#3 Posted by The_Emerald_Soviet (116 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

That pun is just awful. I mean it's seriously just bad.

#4 Posted by .Ajax. (1951 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Emerald, which is a shade of green and Soviet doesn't make sense. Soviet is associated with red and always will be.

#5 Posted by The_Emerald_Soviet (116 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Ajax will always be the name of the guy who was never more than Achilles' second fiddle.

#6 Posted by shadowknight666 (20801 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

A Cold war era HERO Named Kalashinakov? HAHAHAHA!

(Before anyone makes a joke about my username not making or applying to any coherent since to my character, Remember it's the "Character's." name)

#7 Posted by _The_Ant_ (270 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Shouldn't you be out shooting Abel?

#8 Posted by .Ajax. (1951 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Reminds me way to me much of Hank Pym or any Ant-man for that matter. Not trashing it, but that is just what always comes to mind.

#9 Posted by _The_Ant_ (270 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Aren't you named after a guy who committed suicide because the guy he wanted to prove himself better than died?

#10 Posted by .Ajax. (1951 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@_The_Ant_

Actually his name was thought up just off the top of my head before I even knew of the actual "Ajax". Not to mention that considering Ajax's abilities are stemmed from his Giant ancestry, a particular Greek Giant named "Athos" was actually strong enough to throw a mountain at Zeus and Athos allowed me think of Ajax seeing as they are some what similar sounding and looking.

#11 Posted by Meticulous (418 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@.Ajax.:

Says everything.

#12 Posted by Sergeant Arch Dornan (227 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Meticulous is something you'd use to describe a secretary.

#13 Posted by Meticulous (418 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Sergeant Arch Dornan:

S. A. D.

SAD!

#14 Edited by Redletter (1537 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@shadowknight666 said:

A Cold war era HERO Named Kalashinakov? HAHAHAHA!
(Before anyone makes a joke about my username not making or applying to any coherent since to my character, Remember it's the "Character's." name)

Argghh No! i stop being technically correct!! Mr i couldn't get Darknight

Meticulous Arch enemy of people who leave the toilet seat up

#15 Posted by _Hawk_ (1928 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Is it the words of Jesus?

#16 Posted by Meticulous (418 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Redletter:You been reading my mail?

Hawk is actually a pretty cool name for a guy with a Mohawk.

I think I will just call him Mohawk for now on.

#17 Posted by Redletter (1537 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Meticulous said:

@Redletter:You been reading my mail?
Hawk is actually a pretty cool name for a guy with a Mohawk.
I think I will just call him Mohawk for now on.

(Just your letters to the editor) Meticulous Doombringer Dragon Butcher Placer of cutlery in correct section of kitchen draw

#18 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

She sat through a tenth grade English class and thought the name was a better choice than 'Moby Dick'.

#19 Posted by Rumble Man (11119 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Akube, Rhymes with Mugabe

might as well change mahatu to Idi Amin

seems more like a warmonger than a hero

#20 Posted by Kurrent (14037 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

If he used a Multiple Man avatar we could call him Royal Rumble Man

#21 Posted by Rumble Man (11119 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Kurrent said:

If he used a Multiple Man avatar we could call him Royal Rumble Man

Goddamn it I knew I should have chosen that instead

#22 Posted by Surkit (8173 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Can't even judge it xD

@The_Emerald_Soviet said:

That pun is just awful. I mean it's seriously just bad.

lol what pun

#23 Posted by Ziccarra_Liafador (48926 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

The fact that I always pronounced it Skirkit lol

#24 Posted by Agent_Hannigan (1209 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Hoo, boy, where to start on this one?

#25 Posted by Clara Mass (5971 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Hannigan sounds like a deprived child saying "Ham again?" at least in my head o.o

#26 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

She got the nickname Clara 'Mass' from everyone who's seen her mother and knows that the second she turns forty, she'll turn into a blimp.

#27 Posted by Affirmed (160 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Someone who used google to search up an african name for his black panther wannabe character

#28 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Ouch.

#29 Posted by Canine (3645 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Akube: sorry that was a little rough

#30 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Canine: A little.

#31 Posted by Canine (3645 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Akube: well dont be easy on me, I know so many ppl have made fun of Canine's name so go for it

#32 Posted by Akube (846 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Got rabies from his (radioactive) dog as a kid, and since naming himself Poppins after the dog wasn't all that intimidating, he went with a broader theme.

#33 Posted by Sergeant Arch Dornan (227 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

You know that having your secret identity share the first name with you is an incredibly bad idea, right?

#34 Posted by Clara Mass (5971 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Its like he/she tried his/her hardest to create an awesome sounding username but seriously failed

#35 Posted by Thorn_ (108 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

She gon' get FAAAAAAAT.

#36 Posted by Sergeant Arch Dornan (227 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

You sound like Poison Ivy's ex.

#37 Posted by Thorn_ (108 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Sergeant Arch Dornan: She prefers to be called 'Pam'.

Is this the kind of crap the Army's been pumping out? Superpowered troglodytes named 'Arch'? Never been happier to be a Marine.

#38 Edited by Sergeant Arch Dornan (227 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

You're just jealous that Delta Force could kick the asses of any of you jar heads any day. Frankenstein's a joint forces project anyway. Go plant a garden.

#39 Posted by Thorn_ (108 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

SEMPER FI 'TIL YA DIE!

I'm organically grown. Show me a Frankenstein who smells like a bed of roses and I'll sit on my own thorns.

#40 Posted by Rumble Man (11119 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

A grown man calls himself Thorn, are you a member of the black eyed peas?

#41 Posted by Thorn_ (108 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

A grown... something... calls himself Rumble Man, and he's lecturing me?

#42 Posted by Agent_California (660 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

I hope your not thorny down there.

#43 Posted by TheAcidSkull (6808 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Richard rider , just think for a second.....RICHARD rider

#44 Edited by Thorn_ (108 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

You really wanna find out, Bodey? I'm assuming you're named Bodey since you call yourself California.

#45 Edited by Agent_California (660 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Name the place you thorny devil.

#46 Posted by Canine (3645 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

named after a state, how original

#47 Posted by Agent_California (660 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

You got a better name, furboy?

#48 Posted by Rumble Man (11119 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

California?

name fits her lifestyle too well ;)

#49 Posted by Thorn_ (108 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

(Hums Happy Days theme) Thursday, Friday, sh*tty names!

#50 Posted by Rumble Man (11119 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Hrmm, maybe they call him thorn because he's prickly