Character Feats

F*ck, This is CANDY To me lol.

@shadowknight666: Seriously. This is tame compared to most of the stuff you see on the internet.

@Duchess: @Mercy_: bleccchhh I may just quit on that note

@Surkit: And then you'd leave poor Cyanide alone :(

@Mercy_: two encounters. she's already a ball and chain. smh

@Surkit: Well in that case...forgets her Cyanide password

@Mercy_:

:O

de nauralizes

Back on topic

• Strength- held two parts of champions island together underwater ( before passing out due to overload/lack of oxygen) weighing may way more than his strength limit
• Telepathy- Covered the UK coast to coast under his mental influence ( device aided)
• Speed- Completed a lap of the UK faster than euro-fighter jet doing the same thing whilst having to dodge traffic and pedestrians
• Telekinetic- picking up , flipping and then crushing a double decker bus without touching it
• Healing factor- Recovered from a broken arm and 3 shattered ribs in a matter of a two hours.

@Mercy_: Oh you were serious?

@Mercy_: oh ok :)

night

@ZombieBigfoot said:

@shadowknight666: Seriously. This is tame compared to most of the stuff you see on the internet.

XD Seriously if the guy went to /B/...Hell if I Went to /B/....

@shadowknight666: I deserve a shirt or a medal. Went there four times and came out relatively unscathed.

@ZombieBigfoot: whats /B/ ?

@Surkit: The proverbial a**hole of the internet. It's a sub-board of 4chan, where there's no restrictions on what is posted.

@ZombieBigfoot: haha just checked it out, wild sh!t

Gambler possesses two of the four Dzopa Stones. 

@ZombieBigfoot said:

@Surkit: The proverbial a**hole of the internet. It's a sub-board of 4chan, where there's no restrictions on what is posted.

The amount of insane foreign pornography is EXTREMELY Painful.

• Managed to flip two cars simultaneously using his webs during a fight with Recluse.
• Managed to get to a hospital two miles away after taking three gunshots and a beating. Even while he was in the hospital under drugs, he managed to keep them the doctors from removing his mask.
• Is an ultra epic master gamer.
  

Rewriting the laws of magic

Shifting the physical plane of the Nakamura Empire with a perfect duplicate

among more things I can't think of....

• Killed Lahkesis and Atlas
• Remodeled Athens

@EdwardWindsor: It is an achievement, I believe.

@EdwardWindsor: True.

@EdwardWindsor: I know lol.

@Angeni said:

• Killed Lahkesis and Atlas
• Remodeled Athens

:O

@Fuchsia_Nightingale: ;)

@Angeni: What did atlas do wrong? lol, beginning to think Angeni is evil

Ate a 92 ounce steak in under an hour and won a tee-shirt that says raises the steaks.

@EdwardWindsor: I didn't get offended, you were just curious. :)

@Surkit: Check the Second Olympian War. :P

• Lifted very large dumbbell with his teeth and threw it through a ceiling.
  

Drunk a gallon of Guinness in about an hour.

Kratesis

• Fought Impero, and seemed to gain the upper hand.
• A very brief clash with Gambler, to the same result.

Jumped a few feet into the air.

Landed a punch on the Crowman, made him yell.

Watch, I bet when Crowman gets back and sees this, he'll be all "Hit Quickster in the kidney and made him piss himself."

Survived an encounter with a demon at a park

shoved a wooden plank up its ass

killed it by running it over with a car

made a bet with Cthulhu on who would win at a game of checkers

now I never have to pay for rent

or hookers

Fought the powerhouse Jaak, the super solider Legion and the undead hero Tombstone while leading the invasion of NYC. The wounds inflicted by a nuclear explosion eventually forced her from the field.

Fought several of the Ultra-Men at once

um, destroyed all of reality, Then restarted it again all in time for dinner.

served five years in the marines

Consistently ruins a certain bow carrying hero's morning every few months.

@shadowknight666: You've actually got one of the better feat histories on the vine.

@Kratesis: Yep! Like that time I found the Archer's bird cage, and sh*t in it to make him think Horus had some kind of disease!

Or the time I loosened the salt shaker in the Beacon's kitchen that was my favorite

@shadowknight666 said:

@Kratesis: Yep! Like that time I found the Archer's bird cage, and sh*t in it to make him think Horus had some kind of disease!

Or the time I loosened the salt shaker in the Beacon's kitchen that was my favorite

Oh my god you've gotta link me to that lol!

@Kratesis: Oh Well I might've had a pint...or ten in my system, So what might've happen is I ran toward's horace's cage and got my ass cut up by a pissed off hawk (or falcon?), While Longshot proceeded to beat me with a stick...

OR The third possibility was that I passed out in front of the Beacon and dreamed the other two endings...

lol, shadow, you are the deadpool of this universe