So, here I am, in Central Park of New York. Not a bad place to be, actually, if it weren't dark. Unfortunately, it is; and if you've ever been to a park at night then you'd know that they can be super spooky. I mean, during the day the trees are all like 'hi' and they wave at you every time the wind blows, but at night? *shudder* At night, they look like they wanna snatch you up in their branches and stuff you into their trunks then laugh sinister laughter as you die a horrible death, all the while screaming your heart out.
Anyway, you're probably wondering what I'm doing here right now, huh? Like, "what the heck would a teenage girl be doing in a park this late? Especially Central Park of New York?! That's just retarded." Well, I'm no ordinary teenage girl. In fact, I'm as extra-ordinary as the prestigious school located in Japan that I'm currently enrolled at; but even extraordinary people can get scared sometimes; and being scared sucks; but I can't leave just yet. You see, I'm waiting for an unsuspecting passerby to come along so I can mug the heck out of them; and of all the places I could hide, I chose to hide...... on a street lamp. I know, I know. A street lamp would be the most obvious place to hide in a park, even at night. I know! But don't think I'm dumb. I already told you: parks are scary at night. So hiding in the trees wasn't an option and don't even think for a second that I would ever resort to hiding inside of a garbage pale. They stink.
Right about now you're probably wondering why I'm trying to mug someone in a park, yes? Kay, let's backtrack for a sec and get a few things straight:
- I'm an unusual teenage girl
- I'm from an unusual school
That brings us to three: Unusual homework- but wait! How the heck did I even get here from Japan? It's simple. I'm freaking ninja! But that's not even the best part, I ran the whole way here- as in I ran over the ENTIRE ocean with my awesomeness! Oh-- the boat and jet skis helped, too; but I digress. Chances are, if you're reading this then you're most likely Yei, my senior sister back at the academy and the one who will be evaluating my performance tonight after viewing the video log that I'll include in my final message entry (by the way, did I ever tell you that you rock?), or one of our teachers. So I didn't even have to explain all that. However, in the event that I should somehow 'lose' this digital diary and someone ends up picking it up they'll be in for a recorded myriad of Maya Takamori's Epic Adventures! That's sarcasm for the slow people.
Well, I shan't be writing anymore useless info in this entry. About my assignment! Like almost every other single one I've had up until now, this assignment involves me stalking someone without being noticed but you know what, Yei? I'm tired of that. I think I'll just have some fun tonight. I'm about to graduate into being a full-fledged kunoichi of the sisterhood of shadows, anyway. So I can afford to screw around this once, don't ya think? Hihi.. okay, girl, I'll punch in some more details after I finish applying my foot to someone's butt cheeks. Until then, you can stare at this cute little self-taken photo I just took-- Byes!