Welcome guest, welcome! This is the Asylum Hotel! Formerly an asylum, it was shut down. We are located in Salem, Massachusetts. Our founder then made it a hotel in 1979.
We have three hundred rooms, each unique. They all belonged to an insane patient one point in time. We also still have the labs where some were lobotomized back in the 40's. You can visit this on our asylum tour(we will talk about that later). We have the greatest buffet area ever. It was formerly the asylums cafeteria. We serve all sorts of food, but business normally booms during brunch. We also have an arcade room. Note: if you hear the games talking to you, please tell a staff member. We will take care of the loose ends in the problem. Behind the hotel is the famous Insane Valley. It got its name from many of the former patients who killed themselves by jumping off. If you climb to the bottom you will end up at Devil Worship River. This river won Time magazines most dangerous river award. This is due to the current and the catfish that live in it. Fun fact: the Bruticus Catfish is only natural to our river and is said to be more vicious than a shark.
Th top floor is our first class floor. We have two rooms for first class. The benefits of these rooms involve......well.....let's just say.....you will ......see in good time.
People's favorite part of this hotel is the tour. You get to see all the places you normally wont go. Some of these exhibits involve famous patients rooms. One of these patients involve Hypno. He escaped the asylum and went around kidnapping women. He was eventually killed, but some say his ghost still haunts his room. You will also find the execution room and lab.
Please ignore all controversies around our hotel. People who went missing only stayed a night and disappeared on the road. Yes our hotel is made on top of a former devil worship place, but all remains of it are gone. There have been rumors that people have been driven insane by "ghosts", but they were always disturbed. Yes we do still have the famous mayan sacrifice knife in our hotel. You can find it in the execution room. It is only a rumor that this was used to kill people in the asylum. There is no recorded evidence of this rumor.
Note: please do not go downstairs. There are some dangerous machinery in the room so this is for your safety.
Our staff is very supportive. Sure their eyes look a little dead, but they are nice. They do not ask for tips and only want to make your stay comfortable. Their skin is a little grey, but it is natural for the people of this area. Our manager is rarely seen, but rest assured all criticisms go to him. Our cooks have the highest PHD in the cooking arts. They have served at many fine restaurants and decided to stay here.
Please stay, please stay. The road ahead is dangerous, it is important to rest. Stay a night or two. You will love it here. You will never want to leave.............