1-800-MAD-MERC

This place always amused me.

@_creed_: I'll pay you 50 million to destroy Dell Cohagen's Company or at least his base of operations.

I'd give this service a 7 out of 10. Needs more fire.

@cara_hunter: I hear your demands...But I don't hear a phone caaaaaaaaalll!

@_creed_: Cara Hunter after watching one of Creed's commercials decided to call the number, "Hello?" she asked waiting for a reply

Calls.

@strigidae_23: ( I CALLED FIRST xD!)

@strigidae_23: Picks up!

@cara_hunter: "What the?" Creed scratched his head while eating his cereal. "Look kid this isn't the suicide hotline! You damn kids can go kill yourself on your own watch!" He shouted.

@_creed_:

"Hello. Creed the Mad Merc?"

@cara_hunter: [ Hah! ]

@_creed_: "I was going to pay you fifty million dollars for a job"she said while rolling her eyes "my company needs some hurt put on another company"

@strigidae_23: "You bet! Not to be confused with Creed the wizard...Or the band..Or the assassins of...Waddya want?"

@_creed_:

"I want to hire you to kill Myrmidon."

@cara_hunter: "..So why can't YOUR company do it!? Don't get me wrong, I want fat stacks but if some super rich company wants ME hired? It's usually alota bullshit!"

@_creed_: "they don't want to get their hands dirty or have somebody fail, besides do you want the money or not?"

(You betraying me with that project of Batman? =O I though we were friends! >=/)

@cara_hunter: "EhhhhhhhHHHHHH why not!"

"That dude who looks like a sith, right?"

@_creed_:

"That's the one Creed."

@_creed_: "The company is called Dell's Inc it's owned by Dell Conagher, would you prefer check or cash?"

@cara_hunter: "Wait...You want me to bomb a COMPUTER COMPANY!? Awesome! And cash dollas if you don't mind!"

@strigidae_23: "Cool beans! What kind of moolah we talking here?"

@_creed_:

"I'm willing to pay a quarter of a million for his death."

You could hire a private army for that!

@_creed_: "Nah it's just that the idiot named his company after a computer company however they're completely different cause this company works on some serious tech stuff" Cara nodded on the phone and began taking stacks of cash and placed them inside a book bag.

I could hire maybe seventeen guys for about 24 hours for that. Maybe a squad. Contractors are expensive :-P

@strigidae_23: You'll have to get some more cash though, once I kill them I'm sure the insurance will be through the roooooof! :P

(Cerberus will gladly give you some money and you won't have them pay back)

@strigidae_23: "I'll take it!"

@cara_hunter: "Alrighty then, i'm on it bat gi-Cara! I meant Cara! Heh my bad!" Creed laughed while slamming the phone.

@_creed_:

"Excellent. We'll pay on proof of death."

@pyrogram: [ That's why I only pay once your dead :-P Too much money to throw away on a maybe! ]

@strigidae_23: "You made the right choice! I mean screw what green lantern arrow says! The only thing you're going to get with a squad is NO results right? But with me? I can't friggin' DIE BABEH!" Creed slammed the phone down and hopped off his couch.

@_creed_: (Mofo hahahah)

@strigidae_23: ( It's a shame, once I've unlocked some more powers I'll be too strong for Gothic...Amaranth better get ready to get beatings once that happens :P)

@_creed_:

Ivana raised an eyebrow. Creed was as insane as they said, but an unkillable man would keep Myrmidon busy for a while at least. Perhaps he'd even put the lethal traitor down.

Look here, Creed, she wants to destroy Cohagen's base, so you destroy Cohagen's base. I'm no Cohagen xD

@dell_conagher: How funny would that be if I just blew up poor Dell Cohagen's building and he is just a normal dude? XD

@_creed_: Dunno, he would be pretty pissed, though =P I may aid you, because he stole my laptop name!

@pyrogram: [ That is a shame lol, I'm pretty much moving most of my activity into Gothic and a few other threads. Thinking about making another location thread though.

@strigidae_23: ( You'know. Maybe I'll keep this a low-tier feud ;)

@pyrogram: [ You don't have to! But it does make it a lot easier.

@_strigidae_: *Shinigami joins you*

@strigidae_23: It's fun. It's fun. I'll probably do so.

@_strigidae_ said:

I'm here for you!

@_strigidae_ said:

Beats you with the nerf stick!

@pyrogram: He died. Maybe.

@_strigidae_: He died. But he's inside of Closure(Noah) now.

@_creed_: haha

@_creed_: I'm still cracking up hahaha