Landlord being a cow with the rent? Resident being a cheapskate and NOT paying rent!?
Does your neighbor have a better life than yours?
WELL GET THEM KILLED!
Just pick up the phone, dial 1-800-MAD-MERC and I, Creed the regenerating gun for hire will kill that said someone for you! With a price of course. This is a starting business you see, and I don't have an office set up yet, so just gimme a ring! Name the target, specifics of death, location and I will whip a price right in your face!
I do alllll sorts of lovely services:
- Merc jobs (Laaaadies)
- Birthday parties! (Only if you want the kids dead, soooo much confusion..)
- Old fashioned goon beat ups!
- Hero related jobs!
- AND SO MUCH MORE!
So gimme a ring viners! Don't be shy, get that dude killed today!