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#1 Edited by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

Landlord being a cow with the rent? Resident being a cheapskate and NOT paying rent!?

Does your neighbor have a better life than yours?

WELL GET THEM KILLED!

Just pick up the phone, dial 1-800-MAD-MERC and I, Creed the regenerating gun for hire will kill that said someone for you! With a price of course. This is a starting business you see, and I don't have an office set up yet, so just gimme a ring! Name the target, specifics of death, location and I will whip a price right in your face!

I do alllll sorts of lovely services:

  • Assassinations!
  • Merc jobs (Laaaadies)
  • Birthday parties! (Only if you want the kids dead, soooo much confusion..)
  • Old fashioned goon beat ups!
  • Kidnapping!
  • Terrorism!
  • Hero related jobs!
  • AND SO MUCH MORE!

So gimme a ring viners! Don't be shy, get that dude killed today!

Can't do the deadly deed? Why don't you call up Creed? He's nutty, packing explosive putty! Your enemies no more, when Creed knocks down their door! There will be a bloody scene, just as long as you got the green! Your guilt is freed, when you hire Creed.

#2 Edited by Tranquil (3532 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL Awesome!

Need a business partner?

#3 Posted by wild cat (909 posts) - - Show Bio

Ahaha! Sweet!

#4 Posted by Ishin (6831 posts) - - Show Bio

You're working your ass off these days son. The blog posts etc. I gotta commend you for all of it :)

#5 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@Tranquil: I am needing somebody with resources, but for now I am doing ground work solo till I grab some cash.

@Impero: Thank you so very much ^_^

#6 Posted by wild cat (909 posts) - - Show Bio

You should have a van with a gigantic revolving Creed head on top of it! I can see the scared faces of targets already!

#7 Posted by Tranquil (3532 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_: I was thinking more of a secretary, and setting up an office of sorts to keep things organized.

#8 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@Tranquil: I wanna start small, have a phone line, play fair. When I have enough dough though, I will defs have Creed get Milo to get him an office! :D

#9 Posted by Tranquil (3532 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_: Sounds good.

#10 Posted by _Sojourn_ (19285 posts) - - Show Bio

This is spiffy

#11 Posted by Kamikaze_ (901 posts) - - Show Bio

Sooooo...Who's going to write your commercial jingle? lol.

#12 Edited by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kamikaze_: Can't do the deadly deed? Why don't you call up Creed? He's nutty, packing explosive putty! Your enemies no more, when Creed knocks down their door! There will be a bloody scene, just as long as you got the green! Your guilt is freed, when you hire Creed.

#13 Posted by Kamikaze_ (901 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_: I don't use GIFs that often, but when I do... It's for this

#14 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kamikaze_:

#15 Posted by Skjovald (947 posts) - - Show Bio

I shall pay you handsomely to murder Evander Slade and sow death and chaos within the ranks of his defense agency!

#16 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@Warsman: I don't kill my semi work partners, and I wouldn't accept a contract from you tin man! Your like, literally the only exception I would make when it comes to turning down a fat paycheck!

#17 Posted by Skjovald (947 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_:

Then you have failed me for the first and last time!

#18 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@Warsman: Used that one already goof ball XP

#19 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17437 posts) - - Show Bio
@_Creed_ Bahahahahaha xD

Very nice... well done broski
#20 Posted by Skjovald (947 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_:

Warsman cares not for your discovery of his limited scans!

#21 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@Warsman:

#22 Posted by Skjovald (947 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_:

You DARE defile my armor?!

#23 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@Warsman: Yeeeeah don't put that mask on...Unless you like the smell of fermented pee!

#24 Posted by Skjovald (947 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_:

I have more, you simpleton.

#25 Posted by _Sojourn_ (19285 posts) - - Show Bio

I called and got a rail tone lol

#26 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

How am I going to eat if people don't want OTHER people DEAD...

#27 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Hurm....

#28 Posted by Kamikaze_ (901 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_ said:

How am I going to eat if people don't want OTHER people DEAD...

You could just hire yourself to kill random people, and collect their wallets as payment?

#29 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kamikaze_: Hah! Then I would just be a thug!

#30 Posted by Kamikaze_ (901 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_: How's it different?

#31 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kamikaze_: Well for starters, a hit pays off, a wallet buys dinner for a week :P

#32 Posted by Kamikaze_ (901 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_: You smart bastard...

well maybe you could take the keys to their apartment/home and pawn all their stuff?

#33 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kamikaze_: Soooo glad everyone just has an armory with substantial ammo and weapondry in their house that I squat in so I can keep killing! :D

#34 Posted by Kamikaze_ (901 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_: Exactly!

#35 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

#36 Posted by Amaranth (8210 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_: Get to work!

#37 Posted by Naamah_Obyzouth (3840 posts) - - Show Bio
#38 Posted by Band Lone (1789 posts) - - Show Bio

This kid reminds me of me XD

I feel so honored x)

Keep it up! x)

#39 Posted by LordCouncil (94 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Creed_: i may have work for you in the near future

#40 Posted by ScornXY (1317 posts) - - Show Bio

*cuts his phoneline*

#41 Posted by ScornXY (1317 posts) - - Show Bio
The amphibian man locked himself inside a telephone booth and called the line of the mad merc. "CREED..." he muttered insults under his breath before continuing, "So... I got a little proposition for you." His black eyes darted around in the glass box.
#42 Posted by Enz0 (2522 posts) - - Show Bio

@ScornXY

I'll get to this when im not on my smart phone XD Such a hassle switching between character)

#43 Posted by ScornXY (1317 posts) - - Show Bio

:O Alt connection made. LOL

#44 Posted by The Psyentist (17751 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

#45 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

#46 Posted by Xenon_ (2831 posts) - - Show Bio
#47 Edited by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio

@xenon_: Hire me then! I don't go pounding cat men for free you know....Wait...

#48 Posted by Xenon_ (2831 posts) - - Show Bio
#49 Posted by _Creed_ (4627 posts) - - Show Bio
#50 Edited by superstay (9928 posts) - - Show Bio

@_creed_:

(Nice, bro)

(Shadow would hire you to kill anyone (If he wanted someone killed, he would do it himself) and Sheng would want anyone killed.)

(But I'm rooting for your business success)

d^_^b