1-800-CREED-KILLS (Hiring thread)

How exactly do people hire a killer? You always see them around but never ever get to see how they got there or how they were reached. Maybe some used an Email or hell even a carrier pigeon. Creed though? He's old fashioned.

1-800-CREED-KILLS

• Mercenary work.
• Assassinations.
• Gigolo.
• Goon work.
• Kidnapping.
• Demolitions.

And many more are what Creed is usually known for in his respective trade. Negotiations however can be arranged for something different as long as the price is right. So pick up that phone, have someone you hate (or love?) murdered by the best.

Rules/Information:

• Yes, this again.
• Phone calls cannot be traced or BACKtraced.
• No phone calls with the intention of illicit and sexual..Who am I kidding? Of course you can.
• This number can be used by anyone. Usually though someone in the criminal underground would have this number, and say not a kid in grade four.
• All prices are negotiable.

Now that's freaking awesome

Glad to see this guy again.

@shadowswordmaster: Ehhh new guy, same mold.

@_creed_: Oh I see now.

I hate you Big-Shots with your being well known and getting all the high pay hits, While little guys like me have to take crap jobs to pay the bills. ARGH!!!

One day I'll be as high payed as you and then you see what kind of assassin I am.

@backstabber: Maybe you can afford some hair dye then, salt and peppa!

@_creed_: maybe You should grow some hair!!

@backstabber: Would if I could! Pesky serum gave me the naked mole rat look. You do rock the spokesperson for Viagra look very well though!

@_creed_: Don't laugh at me, I'm a grower not a shower, and besides it's not the...

Oh Hell Lets start shooting at each other

@backstabber: @_creed_: *gets hit by a stray bullet* Why does this always happen???

*Grabs fishman* Stay back! I have a very well sculpted meat shield!

It wasn't me, unlike others @_creed_ I don't miss, (smiles with attitude)

@_creed_: GODDAMMIT. I'm an amphibian not a fish! I hope the bullets go right through me, ya jerk.

I miss just as much as you come up with good burns, so you know..Never.

@scornxy: I'll heal just as well, Nemo.

@_creed_

"Well you're still bald..." then runs for his life before sh!t gets real

@_creed_: *sticks a knife in his crotch* Heal those.

@scornxy: The boys! You bastard! I never expect a man to go for my junk *Rolls in pain*

@_creed_: That is why you fail... And don't call me Nemo again. *saunters off into the sunset*

@scornxy:

Man..I really hope he finds his dad.

@_creed_: I HEARD THAT MOTHERF*CKER.

@_creed_: @backstabber: I'm adding you both to my speed-dial.

@beremud: Excellent!

@_creed_: *calls* Waaaazzzzuuuuup!!

@the_imp: WAZZZZZZUUUUUUP!

@_creed_: "Hey baby, what're ya wearin'"

@_goliath_ A lizard skin loincloth/Horse mask.

You're about to have some competition. Haha.

@thunderbolt: It's always welcome. Gets boring being on top ;P

I don't usually set trends, but when I do? It's hilarious.

@beremud: Whoa. Waitaminute. Why am I not on that speed dial? Is it because I'm a salamander? That's racist!

@_creed_:

I see it's the slow part of the day.

A note was left at Creeds last known location, a single piece of yellowed stained paper due to age -- A single target named, and a sum of money beside.

Peak: 5 Million dead, 10 million alive.

Nameless

@_creed_: From one assassin to another, If you ever get word of a small time hit, How about given a brother a call?

Ya know, I actually would have done it for free.

@backstabber: Oh sure thing broseph. I'm not some other Merc hunting tool bag, everyone's gotta bring home that bacon ^_^.

Ahhh, but seriously...You stay the f*ck away from the Peak hit...Understand?

@_creed_: For Free???

The first thing about being a hit-man is,

It's all about the money...........

Fame and Women Come Next

@backstabber: It's a personal case. These scars? That hooded fool's fault.

@_creed_: By all means then, Peak is yours,

and if the mood hits you, Give him a few scars of his own.

@backstabber: That's the plan Stan.

@_creed_: Have a good time then

That feeling when you go from no posts at all in a week to being one of the daily players again.

That's cause you're a special kind of guy