The Official Apology thread

here you can post what you are sorry for and apologize to clear your conscious and possibly your soul.
 
i'll start.
 
i am sorry for  ditching school durin my freshman -  senior year.
wow, i feel a lot better with a clearer conscious as if a burden has bn lifted off my soul.

Im sorry for watching Pr0n....

what the hell is pron? O_o
 
i am sorry for having lied numerous times to my mom and teachers as a kid.

I'm sorry to all the people I raped in NBA 2K11 and COD.

I'm sorry for throwing up in your bathroom and then leaving at 4 am

i am sorry for watching a ton of pirated movies while over seas in the middle of a god forsaken desert hence keeping the movie stars from purchasing the 80 million dollar mansion with swimming pool and downgrading them to a 70 million dollar mansion with a smaller pool.

fist bump and nod..
 
dont you feel free?

I'm sorry for lying all the time to my teachers and parents like you did about homework

I'm sorry for being an asshole to people who didn't deserve it in my younger, cockier days.

I'm sorry for lying to the people close to me so I could get my way

I'm sorry for throwing up in your bathroom and then leaving at 4 am

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles...and I'm sorry for telling everyone about it...and I'm sorry for repeating it now.

No!! I don't feel sorry for beating my step dad within an inch of his life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles...and I'm sorry for telling everyone about it...and I'm sorry for repeating it now.

I apologize for the time I intentionally failed to catch my baseball and it hit the girl at the bakery  and it looked like it really hu----Nah, I'm just kidding I'm not sorry for that incident.. :P

I'm sorry for reading Kevin Smith's Batman books...

i am sorry that i rolled my friends truck down a hill..

I'm sorry ~

I apologize for all of my evil schemes of the years... except that one with the roller coaster... that was awesome.  

i'm sorry that i didnt always treat girls like ladies when i was young and immature

....I can't think of anything to apologize for that I can't justify in my head right now. 
 

I am sorry for destroying people on Halo, But I am not sorry for purposely hunting and owning people who tea bagged me when they where losing... They deserved it.

I am sorry for hiding are Sargents mattress after we came back from detachment, years ago...I am not sorry for going into IT and leaving that all behind.

I am sorry for going away next week and leaving my wife all alone...even if she will enjoy the whole bed to herself.

I'm sorry for not giving Javaris that candy before he died. Makes me sad to think one of my last acts about him was one of selfishness.

I am sorry to my self for joining the army 

I'm sorry that I'm not sorry.

Im sorry for throwing a stone at your window in result breaking it and the items behind it and then running off with my friends......really sorry......seriously sorry.

@Renee said:

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles...and I'm sorry for telling everyone about it...and I'm sorry for repeating it now.

Mean Girls?

I had sex with my brother's girlfriend

@Final Arrow said:

I am sorry for going away next week and leaving my wife all alone...even if she will enjoy the whole bed to herself.

no sorry! <3

i am sorry that i cant be the bigger man when someone steps out of line and i screw them over.

I'm sorry for denying that I flirt with your girlfriend; me and "Rico Suave" tag teamed her in the baseball dug out.

for the times I wasn't there emotionally for those who needed encouragement.

I am sorry I ever thought the CL guys were anything but awesome people, I made that mistake of thinking that the views of a few are the actions of many..

<3 you all!

I'm sorry
 
Ms Jackson.  
 
I am for real! 

I'm sorry that I stopped the June 2011 Rapture, I just couldn't handle the death of Macho Man and all my friends leaving me behind in the same weekend...

@SC said:

I'm sorry Ms Jackson. I am for real!

OOOOOOH

Everyone is going to be sorry they doubted the DC revamp. It's going to be awsome!

I'm sorry ~

I'm sorry that I stopped the June 2011 Rapture, I just couldn't handle the death of Macho Man and all my friends leaving me behind in the same weekend...