off my mind: superman in bed

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this was on my mind lately in lieu of all the talk about the new superman relationship....how does superman used to have........um... do Hokey Pokey with lois? i mean one wrong hip thrust and the poor thing would fly to gotham

did he ever wears condom (sure he cant catches herpes..that is stupid, but his jizz can kill an elephant............i think)

it might be a funny topic to you but in the this new age of comics were superheros are becoming more and more relatable and "real life like individuals" one must seek an explanation

with wonderwoman i think it is easy he has a tough-like-dimond skin but she is the proud stiff amazon warrior so i think it is relatively easy.............exept the herpes part that is a real issue here (mystical mythical amazonian herpes.....no way dude)

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This made me lol

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#2  Edited By Dark_Vengeance_

oh this thread is going to get locked but you get a follow.

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#3  Edited By Pharoh_Atem

WTF????????!!!!!!!!!!! LOL though.

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Wow this is getting a lock in the near future, but kudos man, lol kudos

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#5  Edited By mr_iq

really? closed?

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#6  Edited By Avenging-X-Bolt

Is it bad that I imagined him killing an elephant with his Jizz?

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#7  Edited By The Poet  Moderator

yeah, locked for so many reasons...