Man urinates on Woman after she rejects him.

ROFLMAO.

LOL

Waits for the first R-Kelly joke...

Hahahahanaha. That made me laugh.

She said she wanted me to! This isn't fair guys!

Well, you need to mark your territory, right? ;p

@Duke_Nasty said:

LOL

Now that's a classy move!

If I was her I wouldn't even report it. That's just...embarassing. lol.

Well.......did she like it?

@menaceforever said:

Well.......did she like it?

People long for warmth... I bet she did.

And the next day, he woke up with his penis gone.

That's funny lol

BAD DOG BAD!  What would he have done if she didn't reject him? Hump her leg?   :p

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

And the next day, he woke up with his penis gone.

Haaa... I get it.

@Gambler said:

Waits for the first R-Kelly joke...

"...Share my love with you."

I guess he was just a little... 
 *puts on sunglasses* 
 

pissed off... 
 
 
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH!

First.. a man's penis is stolen, then a man pisses on a woman that shoots him down. What's next, an elephant defecating on a minivan?

So how do we describe her? Pissed on or pissed off?

@ZombieBigfoot said:

First.. a man's penis is stolen, then a man pisses on a woman that shoots him down. What's next, an elephant defecating on a minivan?

That will never happen. Elephants are cultured. Unlike us barbaric humans.

@The Stegman Lol XD

Thats a healthy response to being rejected.....

Dafuq did I just read.

@CaioTrubat said:

This

He was extremely drunk

Genius

So... How would you tell the police this... "yes... I'd like to report a public urination." "ma'am where did this occur"? "ummm... On me" "listen ma'am I don't have time for practical jokes...we need this line for emergencies"