Its a Friday night and you and your friends decide to hit the town. You hit the local pub for a few then you make your way to every bar you can think of.
Zombie Apocalypse. How Would You Survive?
After a few to many you and your mates get a bit too rowdy, that's when the local constabulary intervenes and decides the best course of action is a night in the cells to sober you up.
When you awake you have the mother off all hang-overs, you notice the cell door is ajar, the police station is abandoned and looking out the window you see this:
What do you do?
Do you camp out in the cop shop?
Do you try and find your friends and family?
How will you protect your self?
How will You survive?
" @spiderbat87: my local town has a castle and medievil weapons shop so combine thoose with some food and iam sorted lol "lol what about your friends and fam? or is it every man for your self?
And ALWAYS remember the RULES guys
" @spiderbat87: family will be with me and friends will get message form me saying iam there and if they make it there unharmed i will let them in. "Will mobile phones still work? how are you going to make it from the cop shop to get your family without getting munched?
" Lol. It all started with Friday. While I was partying partying woo.... "
'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do."
" Friday? Rebecca! This is your fault!
<Insert Y U do this Rebecca Black troll face image here> "
Lol...I think my first thing would have to be getting used to how loud a gun is when you are actually the one firing it...lol.
And then next learning how to be a heartless bastard...it would be all too easy right now to get all attached to a cute girl...only to awake to her trying to eat my face in the morning..lol
" Lol...I think my first thing would have to be getting used to how loud a gun is when you are actually the one firing it...lol.Rule 9: Guns are for hunting not for killing zombiesAnd then next learning how to be a heartless bastard...it would be all too easy right now to get all attached to a cute girl...only to awake to her trying to eat my face in the morning..lol"
Maybe learning how to use a crossbow or quiver/arrows for distance killing. Or maybe avoiding situations where I have to be out and about killing in general...lol.
" @spiderbat87: Ah, very good point, I forgot that the sound may attract too much attention.Also when you run out of rounds your screwed.Maybe learning how to use a crossbow or quiver/arrows for distance killing. Or maybe avoiding situations where I have to be out and about killing in general...lol."
" @spiderbat87: i have seen it stop small arms fire "fair do's. I was thinking along the lines of them shark proof wet suits that as a built in mesh so it cant be pierced.
Nice thinking!
Guess I need to pass out at a walmart or something the night before just to have access to any of this stuff...lol
" @spiderbat87: i already wear a theoretical "Zombie proof" shirt not to mention things like leather and duct tape can probably stop a zombie's limited jaw strength from doing and major damage. i suggested the armor for human's that might deside that i look like easy pickings "True, True. But its never that simple if there's Zombies around there's always something bigger and nastier around the corner as well
" Guns, swords, fighting skills, expert marksman. "Where are you going to get your hands on any of that stuff after waking up in the cell?
" @OmegaDynasty said:yes it's a real book. yes, i own it. and oddly i do actually feel a lot safer."lol is that an actual book? "
Read and follow the guide. "
Anyway, I'm 20 so i can't go get plastered and thrown in jail. So assuming I'm at home when this sh!tstorm starts I'll grab my sword (yes, it is tempered steel, and battle ready), my crowbar (half-life eat your heart out), and go to my buddies house.It's a gated community so there would be no problem barricading the entire developement. and it's FULL of rednecks, with lots and lots of guns. we could hole up there almost indefinately.
I'd move up to the arctic and wait at most a year and a half for nature to kill off the zombies, between the weather, bugs, bacteria and the probably multitude of predatory animals that would be immune to a zombie plague that affects humans eating the slow piles of meat wandering around the undead wouldn't last long
I'd survive by staying inside :P
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
" @spiderbat87: thats why i would work my way back to my house where i have 2 katana 1 m-16 4 9mm my whoopin stick (sledgehammer handle) and enough ammo for the M-16 to last a month (9mm maybe 3 weeks) "Remember Rule 9 lol.
Well after waking up in the cell I would take a look round, I mean there's got to be something useful in a police station right? I'd get my hands on a baton, body armor and a riot shield. I would also hunt around for keys to one of the meat wagons to get around in.
Next stop the outdoors/sports shop got to get some weapons right? Get my hands on some hunting knifes, bow and arrows which I'm pretty good at using, not sure if they would have a crossbow but they could well do also grab my self a set of shark proof wetsuits for protection against those pesky zombie bites.
After that I would hit the super-market, this would be the most dangerous part, a large building with plate-glass window's making up the front and was most likely pretty busy at the time of the out-brake could be disastrous, but a guys got to eat right? after that I would ether do a Shaun Of The Dead and find a pub and lock it down or try and make my way to my mates farm, a big sturdy house with lots of weapons and ammo easy to defend.
trust me, for being a made up pile of BS, this book considers everything imaginable.
they can only stand from newborn-fresh and at the hight of rigor they lay down and wait till rigor wears off. once the hit bloat the tissues on their legs can't hold them up and they drop and decompose
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