Its a Friday night and you and your friends decide to hit the town. You hit the local pub for a few then you make your way to every bar you can think of.
" @spiderbat87: my local town has a castle and medievil weapons shop so combine thoose with some food and iam sorted lol "lol what about your friends and fam? or is it every man for your self?
" @spiderbat87: family will be with me and friends will get message form me saying iam there and if they make it there unharmed i will let them in. "Will mobile phones still work? how are you going to make it from the cop shop to get your family without getting munched?
Lol...I think my first thing would have to be getting used to how loud a gun is when you are actually the one firing it...lol.
" Lol...I think my first thing would have to be getting used to how loud a gun is when you are actually the one firing it...lol.Rule 9: Guns are for hunting not for killing zombiesAnd then next learning how to be a heartless bastard...it would be all too easy right now to get all attached to a cute girl...only to awake to her trying to eat my face in the morning..lol"
" @spiderbat87: Ah, very good point, I forgot that the sound may attract too much attention.Also when you run out of rounds your screwed.Maybe learning how to use a crossbow or quiver/arrows for distance killing. Or maybe avoiding situations where I have to be out and about killing in general...lol."
" @spiderbat87: i already wear a theoretical "Zombie proof" shirt not to mention things like leather and duct tape can probably stop a zombie's limited jaw strength from doing and major damage. i suggested the armor for human's that might deside that i look like easy pickings "True, True. But its never that simple if there's Zombies around there's always something bigger and nastier around the corner as well
" @OmegaDynasty said:yes it's a real book. yes, i own it. and oddly i do actually feel a lot safer."lol is that an actual book? "
Read and follow the guide. "
Anyway, I'm 20 so i can't go get plastered and thrown in jail. So assuming I'm at home when this sh!tstorm starts I'll grab my sword (yes, it is tempered steel, and battle ready), my crowbar (half-life eat your heart out), and go to my buddies house.It's a gated community so there would be no problem barricading the entire developement. and it's FULL of rednecks, with lots and lots of guns. we could hole up there almost indefinately.
I'd move up to the arctic and wait at most a year and a half for nature to kill off the zombies, between the weather, bugs, bacteria and the probably multitude of predatory animals that would be immune to a zombie plague that affects humans eating the slow piles of meat wandering around the undead wouldn't last long
I'd survive by staying inside :P
" @spiderbat87: thats why i would work my way back to my house where i have 2 katana 1 m-16 4 9mm my whoopin stick (sledgehammer handle) and enough ammo for the M-16 to last a month (9mm maybe 3 weeks) "Remember Rule 9 lol.
trust me, for being a made up pile of BS, this book considers everything imaginable.
they can only stand from newborn-fresh and at the hight of rigor they lay down and wait till rigor wears off. once the hit bloat the tissues on their legs can't hold them up and they drop and decompose