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#1 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio

Its a Friday night and you and your friends decide to hit the town.  You hit the local pub for a few then you make your way to every bar you can think of.

After a few to many you and your mates get a bit too rowdy, that's when the local constabulary intervenes and decides the best course of action is a night in the cells to sober you up.
When you awake you have the mother off all hang-overs, you notice the cell door is ajar, the police station is abandoned and looking out the window you see this:


What do you do?
Do you camp out in the cop shop?
Do you try and find your friends and family?
How will you protect your self?
How will You survive?
 
#2 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14402 posts) - - Show Bio
@spiderbat87:  my local town has a castle and medievil weapons shop so combine thoose with some food and iam sorted lol
#3 Posted by Iron_Turtle (579 posts) - - Show Bio

#4 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
Lol. It all started with Friday. While I was partying partying woo.......
#5 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@lazystudent said:
" @spiderbat87:  my local town has a castle and medievil weapons shop so combine thoose with some food and iam sorted lol "
lol what about your friends and fam? or is it every man for your self?


And ALWAYS remember the RULES guys
#6 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14402 posts) - - Show Bio
@spiderbat87:  family will be with me and friends will get message form me saying iam there and if they make it there unharmed i will let them in.
#7 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@lazystudent said:
" @spiderbat87:  family will be with me and friends will get message form me saying iam there and if they make it there unharmed i will let them in. "
Will mobile phones still work? how are you going to make it from the cop shop to get your family without getting munched?
#8 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio

THE RULES:

#9 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14402 posts) - - Show Bio
@spiderbat87:  the police station in Rochester my local town is a 30 second sprint to the medievil weapon and armour shop.  Then i will find away of getting message out  just have to try i guess so waht i can do message wise.
#10 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@lazystudent: the medieval weapons is a good plan
#11 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14402 posts) - - Show Bio
@spiderbat87:  iam just lucky geography wise its an easy option.
#12 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@goldenshot80 said:

" Lol. It all started with Friday. While I was partying partying woo....  "

'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do."     

#13 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9184 posts) - - Show Bio

Read  and follow the guide. 
#14 Posted by lagoon_boy (10951 posts) - - Show Bio
Friday? Rebecca! This is your fault!

<Insert Y U do this Rebecca Black troll face image here>
#15 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@OmegaDynasty said:
"
Read  and follow the guide.  "
lol is that an actual book?
#16 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@lagoon_boy said:
" Friday? Rebecca! This is your fault!

<Insert Y U do this Rebecca Black troll face image here>
"

#17 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13171 posts) - - Show Bio

This has been done like 200 times on this site, but I'll allow it

#18 Posted by whacknasty (5606 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol...I think my first thing would have to be getting used to how loud a gun is when you are actually the one firing it...lol.


And then next learning how to be a heartless bastard...it would be all too easy right now to get all attached to a cute girl...only to awake to her trying to eat my face in the morning..lol
#19 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@whacknasty said:
" Lol...I think my first thing would have to be getting used to how loud a gun is when you are actually the one firing it...lol.

And then next learning how to be a heartless bastard...it would be all too easy right now to get all attached to a cute girl...only to awake to her trying to eat my face in the morning..lol
"
Rule 9: Guns are for hunting not for killing zombies
#20 Posted by whacknasty (5606 posts) - - Show Bio
@spiderbat87: Ah, very good point, I forgot that the sound may attract too much attention.

Maybe learning how to use a crossbow or quiver/arrows for distance killing.  Or maybe avoiding situations where I have to be out and about killing in general...lol.
#21 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio

With brass knuckles and license plate armor nuff said

#22 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@whacknasty said:
" @spiderbat87: Ah, very good point, I forgot that the sound may attract too much attention.

Maybe learning how to use a crossbow or quiver/arrows for distance killing.  Or maybe avoiding situations where I have to be out and about killing in general...lol.
"
Also when you run out of rounds your screwed.  
#23 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@CDviper: License plate armor?
#24 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio
@spiderbat87: i have seen it stop small arms fire
#25 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@CDviper said:
" @spiderbat87: i have seen it stop small arms fire "
fair do's. I was thinking along the lines of them shark proof wet suits that as a built in mesh so it cant be pierced.
#26 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio
@spiderbat87: i already wear a theoretical "Zombie proof" shirt  not to mention things like leather and duct tape can probably stop a zombie's limited jaw strength from doing and major damage. i suggested the armor for human's that might deside that i look like easy pickings
#27 Posted by whacknasty (5606 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice thinking!


Guess I need to pass out at a walmart or something the night before just to have access to any of this stuff...lol
#28 Posted by dewboy01 (1876 posts) - - Show Bio

Guns, swords, fighting skills, expert marksman.
#29 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio
@whacknasty: well the shirt i had to order its a mixture of soft carbon, cotton, and boron (pretty much a tank for a shirt) and even thou it has boron on it (one of the toughest materials on the planet) it is pretty flexible
#30 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@CDviper said:
" @spiderbat87: i already wear a theoretical "Zombie proof" shirt  not to mention things like leather and duct tape can probably stop a zombie's limited jaw strength from doing and major damage. i suggested the armor for human's that might deside that i look like easy pickings "
True, True. But its never that simple if there's Zombies around there's always something bigger and nastier around the corner as well
#31 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@william knowles said:
" Guns, swords, fighting skills, expert marksman. "
Where are you going to get your hands on any of that stuff after waking up in the cell?
#32 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio
@spiderbat87: thats why i would work my way back to my house where i have 2 katana 1 m-16 4 9mm  my whoopin stick (sledgehammer handle) and enough ammo for the M-16 to last a month (9mm maybe 3 weeks)
#33 Posted by Full_Spectrum (1539 posts) - - Show Bio
@spiderbat87 said:
" @OmegaDynasty said:
"
Read  and follow the guide.  "
lol is that an actual book? "
yes it's a real book. yes, i own it. and oddly i do actually feel a lot safer.

Anyway, I'm 20 so i can't go get plastered and thrown in jail. So assuming I'm at home when this sh!tstorm starts I'll grab my sword (yes, it is tempered steel, and battle ready), my crowbar (half-life eat your heart out), and go to my buddies house.It's a gated community so there would be no problem barricading the entire developement. and it's FULL of rednecks, with lots and lots of guns. we could hole up there almost indefinately.
#34 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio
@spiderbat87 said:
" @william knowles said:
" Guns, swords, fighting skills, expert marksman. "
Where are you going to get your hands on any of that stuff after waking up in the cell? "
evidence lockers
#35 Posted by joshmightbe (24692 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd move up to the arctic and wait at most a year and a half for nature to kill off the zombies, between the weather, bugs, bacteria and the probably multitude of predatory animals that would be immune to a zombie plague that affects humans eating the slow piles of meat wandering around the undead wouldn't last long

#36 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe: i think 2 months would be the most :?/ zombies rot
#37 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27083 posts) - - Show Bio

Kill em all and let god decide ;)

#38 Posted by Full_Spectrum (1539 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe: if you had read the zombie survival guide you would see the flaw in that plan. Zombies are toxic to all animals and they can last for a very long time assuming they are somewhere dry and cool, like the arctic. you're better off in a tropical treehouse, where the heat and humidity will rot zombies away in months or weeks.
#39 Edited by JonesDeini (3620 posts) - - Show Bio
#40 Posted by joshmightbe (24692 posts) - - Show Bio
@CDviper: people vastly over rate zombies, they seem to forget if you take away a humans ability to think and use tools we're pretty much useless in nature and defenseless against the elements and since zombies are just a weaker dumber version of us they are pretty much incapable of actually over running the world like they do in the movies  
#41 Edited by joshmightbe (24692 posts) - - Show Bio
@Full_Spectrum: Ok then the guy writing the Zombie survival guide knows nothing of biology, the arctic would do the same thing to zombies that your freezer would do to unwrapped meat, so the zombies would literally be shattering themselves as they tried to move oh and theres no way they could be toxic to everything and not be constantly breaking down on their own
#42 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe: yea i know thus why i shortened the time you gave :?/ you said year and a half i said 2 months
#43 Posted by fbdarkangel (4884 posts) - - Show Bio

  

#44 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32882 posts) - - Show Bio
@CDviper said:
" @spiderbat87: thats why i would work my way back to my house where i have 2 katana 1 m-16 4 9mm  my whoopin stick (sledgehammer handle) and enough ammo for the M-16 to last a month (9mm maybe 3 weeks) "
Remember Rule 9 lol.


Well after waking up in the cell I would take a look round, I mean there's got to be something useful in a police station right? I'd get my hands on a baton, body armor and a riot shield. I would also hunt around for keys to one of the meat wagons to get around in.
  Next stop the outdoors/sports shop got to get some weapons right? Get my hands on some hunting knifes, bow and arrows which I'm pretty good at using, not sure if they would have a crossbow but they could well do also grab my self a set of shark proof wetsuits for protection against those pesky zombie bites.
After that I would hit the super-market, this would be the most dangerous part, a large building with plate-glass window's making up the front and was most likely pretty busy at the time of the out-brake could be disastrous, but a guys got to eat right? after that I would ether do a Shaun Of The Dead and find a pub and lock it down or try and make my way to my mates farm, a big sturdy house with lots of weapons and ammo easy to defend.    
 
#45 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio
@spiderbat87: thats what the whoopin stick is for :?/ once killed a cow with it (2 swats and it was old)
#46 Posted by Full_Spectrum (1539 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe: well, they would freeze solid during the winter and reanimate during the summer. so all winter long you would be safe, but during summer you would have a constant stream of zombies, which would not deteriorate at a fast enough pace for your timeline.

trust me, for being a made up pile of BS, this book considers everything imaginable.
#47 Posted by joshmightbe (24692 posts) - - Show Bio
@CDviper: I was saying that as the absolute longest it would go on though I honestly doubt itd be anywhere near 1and a half years
#48 Posted by joshmightbe (24692 posts) - - Show Bio
@Full_Spectrum: have you ever thawed out a piece of freezer burned meat, it doesn't just go back to how it was before it froze, it becomes dried out and fragile so when they did thaw the zombies would be useless and immobile
#49 Edited by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe: there is stages to zombies there is Newborn, Rigor, Fresh, Bloat, Dead

they can only stand from newborn-fresh and at the hight of rigor they lay down and wait till rigor wears off. once the hit bloat the tissues on their legs can't hold them up and they drop and decompose
#50 Posted by Full_Spectrum (1539 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe:  the book said basically the virus buffers the zombies flesh from extensive frost damage. hey, i know it's not logical, but we're talking about zombies here....