YourNeighborhoodComicGeek vs. Joygirl

Totally going to try flying off the roof later now...

Everything counts in the post. I'm OP (omnipotent), so I say so.

Greatest. Argument. Ever. There you have it folks.

/Thread.

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: Boy, you really are 14

Haha I don't act like this all the time brother. I'm just messing around.

Lol~

And...

Joygirl wins in a straight-up fight. She's generally bigger, older, stronger and a more experienced combatant. A morals on YNCG might not exactly put up a good fight... But if he's serious about the fight, he might give her a run for her money. :P

Joygirl stomps

Joy iz always morals-off. I have been known to bite, throw sand, wrap people in blankets, and shove my fingers in people's asses in order to get an advantage.

This!

@joygirl: Wow...

HAHA YOU MORTALS THINK JOYGIRL SHALL BEAT ME?

I arrive at the battlefield AN HOUR EARLY.

I dress up AS THE GATE EMPLOYEE.

She arrives ONE HOUR LATER.

She asks if she can get in Six Flags.

I SHOOT HER IN THE FACE.

Strategic thinking mofos.

What, when you heard "Clown Devilgirl" you didn't think I was a cheater? <3

@joygirl: I didn't really think anything...It truly gives you an edge in our fight.

I think YNCG can take it. As per age, he'll have an advantage, as the spectators will take the young boy's side. If they are allowed to bring guns, YNCG can EASILY sneak it in, with his young persona. But a sexy looking lady like Joygirl will have difficulties, as dirty security cops are sure to use every resource available to strip her.

Then again, Joygirl can buy cigarettes.. So, she kinda wins there.

hey, I borrowed the firing pin out of you gun the other day

So at what point do we get a 'Comicvine vs Joygirl' thread? That's going to happen eventually, right?

@jonsmith: That wasn't the original plan. I wanted people to fight against each other, not all against me. O_O

We need @BigCimmerian vs. @WarlordEternal, and @GraniteSoldier vs. @RisingBean.

So which do you think is more likely? That they begin fighting each other, each claiming the right to destroy you? Or they unite as one in their wish for your defeat, and gather further allies and challengers under their banner to insure your complete and total annihilation?

I'm thinking the latter, personally.

@jonsmith: Well if it was a martial arts film it would be the former... but if it was a comic book it'd be the latter.

Now take a wild guess: Which medium has more fans here? Fans which are likely to adopt the method of their medium of choice?

<.<

>.>

@jonsmith: Both. I am the Conqueror of the Vine and as such I will defeat my opponents and the bring them into the fold. We will unite to defeat any and all who oppose us, united under their one true master...

Me

@rogueshadow: Bring it scrub!

@warlordeternal:

OOOOH! two of of my favorite viners going at it!

I can't pick between the two though I will pick YNCG since he ordered me to ^_^

@rogueshadow: Still waiting to be impressed...

@warlordeternal:

@rogueshadow: I didn't reailze I was.

@warlordeternal: This meme/gif joke is getting old :P

@rogueshadow: (kind of is but just to wrap it up) Fool you were defeated the moment you stepped into the ring and now you are one of my loyal minions! To bad, I was looking forward to a challenge!MUHAHAHAHAHA!

@warlordeternal:

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: @wolverine08: wow this just got weird. I could of sworn both of you were in your twenties cause you guys debate and act so maturely. I thought i was the youngest one on comicvine but i guess not cause two other people are my age. Are you guys from the USA?

@rogueshadow: I am your master now!

@deathstroke19: My family is from Vietnam, and they came to USA (Georgia) because of the war. I was born in 1999 in the USA and have been living here since. As you can see, I am heavily Americanized. I don't really like Asian stuff lol.

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: i see. Seeing as how you are an american I'm betting you have an xbox or ps3. Which one or none?

@warlordeternal: That Gif... I didn't really get to be honest but -

Also, do you actually want to do a me vs you thread?

@rogueshadow:

Yeah sure, why not? You're gonna have to make it though.

@warlordeternal:

I can't be bothered.

Also, I'm done now since I win by default for being Batman.

@warlordeternal: But Black mask is awesome & I can't fu*king wait for Arkham origins!

@rogueshadow:

Me neither! I love Black Mask!

Xbox 360.

@warlordeternal: Dammit this is getting so old.. So I'm going to distract you with a picture of Christina Hendricks.

Also - who do you think the final assassin will be?

*Generic angry fanboy rant!*

@rogueshadow:

I really don't know. I haven't been keeping up with the assassins. How many have been confirmed and who are they?

@warlordeternal: supposedly 7 have been confirmed. 1) deathstroke 2) deadshot 3) bane 4) firefly 5) lady shiva 6) electrocutioner 7) copperhead 8) still unknown

*Generic immature response*

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: do you have xbox live?

@deathstroke19: ...possibly Killer Croc?