Your worst groin injury (Kinda for the dudes)

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If you think your ball sack has suffered from the worst injury then share them here.

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Well this didn't happen to me but one of my mates, we were on holiday and we sliding of the side of a boat in to the water and you know how you get them hooks that line the side of the boat that you tie ropes to? Well lets just say he got himself caught and there was some ripping involved add to that the fact he went tumbling in to SALT water straight after and you have the recipe for a very bad holiday

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#4 the_stegman  Moderator

Well, I've never had any physical injuries cause I protect my crotch like nothing else, but I did get Epididymitis (look it up) before, and let me tell ya, that wasn't fun.

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Worst injury I've ever gotten was in dodgeball. Missed the 'dodge' part, but certainly got the 'ball' part.

Well, I've never had any physical injuries cause I protect my crotch like nothing else, but I did get Epididymitis (look it up) before, and let me tell ya, that wasn't fun.

Ugh...that sounds painful...inflammation of the nads?

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When I was a kid, I was balancing on a metal railing. I slipped...

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#7  Edited By longbowhunter

I let a girl sprint at me and kick me as hard as she could. That was slightly more painful than the time I got my penis bit through sweat pants by a Doberman.

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This is effing hilarious

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I let a girl sprint at me and kick me as hard as she could. That was slightly more painful than the time I got my penis bit through sweat pants by a Doberman.

LOL WHY?!

XD

This is effing hilarious

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Playing Football (soccer, for those who think 'football' is that game where you use your hands and an 'egg').

The other teams Forward was lining up for a shot, I stretch out my leg to make a well timed block.....and get a full blast in the plums, point blank.

After ten mins of writhing in pain i had to be lifted off the pitch. By the end of the game i was still puking into the bush i dragged myself over to.

After a month i went to the doctors worried about a lump in my sack.....which turned out to be congealed blood from the incident (cue a massive sigh of relief!)

I've broken bones, burned myself, been beaten up a couple of times, but that was the worst pain I've ever experienced. I still shudder when i think back lol

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Um I try as hard as i can not to get hit there lol. But once when i was fight my two little cousins an when i feel on the floor they start kicking me an a foot with some force hit the wrong place. XD i hate the feeling

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Actually.....I've never had one.....

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I had to get stitches in my right nut sack before.......

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This is exactly what happened to me!!!!! but it's not me though.

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@judasnixon: How many nut sacks do you have!?

I still have both, one just has a small scare on it.......

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#17  Edited By OptimusPalm

@judasnixon: BOTH nutsacks? I thought each sack has two nuts...no?

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got a soccer ball to the kiwis once, never again...

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@batnorris: I feel your pain dude (scroll up a bit)

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@optimuspalm: that's what I mean...... I had a lot to drink last night.

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@veshark: It was indeed painful, luckily antibiotics cleared it right up.

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Where do I start? The most recent would be when mom was talking on my cellphone to my father, I asked to speak to him and she threw the phone and hit my nads. My father could tell what was happening over the phone. When I was 4 and learning to catch an american football my dad aimed to low. In sixth grade, in p.e. we were playing soccer and a big mexican (6 foot and 175 pounds) kicked the ball right to my nuts. When I was learning how to do a wheely on my bicycle I landed at an angle and hit my testicles on the side of the seat.

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Testicular Torsion. Survived intact.

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This is effing hilarious

hey man, you have no idea what it feels like

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@akindoodle said:

This is effing hilarious

hey man, you have no idea what it feels like

Hardy har har, boys don't know what labour feels like or even period cramps. Those can get nasty. Debilitating. There's a whole host of other things that hurt in puberty and pregnancy but I won't go into detail because this is a PG website. :D

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@judasnixon: BOTH nutsacks? I thought each sack has two nuts...no?

The way you expressed "BOTH". You legend lol!

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@betatesthighlander1 said:

@akindoodle said:

This is effing hilarious

hey man, you have no idea what it feels like

Hardy har har, boys don't know what labour feels like or even period cramps. Those can get nasty. Debilitating. There's a whole host of other things that hurt in puberty and pregnancy but I won't go into detail because this is a PG website. :D

fair enough

but ladies don't usually like it much when gentlemen laugh at cramps

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@judasnixon: BOTH nutsacks? I thought each sack has two nuts...no?

The way you expressed "BOTH". You legend lol!

George Washington?

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probably the surgery to remove my testicles?

i win

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@betatesthighlander1: Because while period cramps are painful, they are a natural sensation. Groin injuries and the circumstances undew which they happen are usually a manifestation of stupidity on the nutsack owner's part. Or just an occurrence in a series of unfortunate events. LOL

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@betatesthighlander1: Because while period cramps are painful, they are a natural sensation. Groin injuries and the circumstances undew which they happen are usually a manifestation of stupidity on the nutsack owner's part. Or just an occurrence in a series of unfortunate events. LOL

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